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Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: November 25, 2022 07:36AM

It’s regrettable, yet as a human being food can be tempting. That Turkey looks so delicious. The smells of squash and mashed potatoes. Pumpkin pie with its fresh scent. You get trapped by all of the trimmings, and indulge happily.’

Yet your bowels will be punished severely for this. Your groan throne will be tested. Midwives will work tirelessly, as you scream and your toes grab the tile grout. I wake up this morning hurting. This time of year is difficult for the bowel trodden.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Pentuple Dump Champion ()
Date: November 25, 2022 07:43AM

I would like to apologize to the folks working at the sewage treatment plant today. Most of what you've seen in the last few hours has been from me and it's been awful.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Feast Hangover ()
Date: November 25, 2022 08:33AM

Completely sympathize with everyone's plight. Wishing I had consumed more of the (healthier?) green bean casserole and much less of the cornbread stuffing and buttery mashers. Off from work through the weekend offering additional recovery time and have initiated a twofold increase of H2O hydration to rid myself of an oversized geode.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: November 25, 2022 08:45AM

I tried to not eat too much yesterday. Only had a few slices of Turkey, one bowl of mashed potatoes, 2 rolls, large serving of peas and carrots, 2 slices of pumpkin pie. Only been on the groan throne for 2 hours this morning. Not too bad.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Pensioner ()
Date: November 25, 2022 08:46AM

Does anyone know if the aforementioned "Midwives" service is covered
under the Medicare Advantage Plan?

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: GI doctor ()
Date: November 25, 2022 09:15AM

User name Brown Onion needs psychiatric treatment. It is painfully obvious from his outrageous write ups.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Insurance Specialist ()
Date: November 25, 2022 10:37AM

Pensioner Wrote:
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> Does anyone know if the aforementioned "Midwives"
> service is covered
> under the Medicare Advantage Plan?

Midwives is covered, but if you want Dolly Parton or other celebrities to sing for you, it is not covered.

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: November 25, 2022 11:44AM

Man I ate a lot yesterday. Now I am going to Roy Rogers for a couple bacon cheesburgeres with a 3 piece chicken biscuits and two large fries. My bowels got this!

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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: Meow Onion ()
Date: November 25, 2022 11:53AM
























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Re: Thanksgiving bowels
Posted by: deuce mcghee ()
Date: November 25, 2022 02:08PM

Several hurried trips featuring frothy jets of shit today. This is going to take a few days to iron out.

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