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men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 14, 2010 03:37AM

always creeps me out. Men don't 'orgasm'. That's for women. Am I right, folks? Only women have orgasms. It's a sexy, delicate thing. For women.

Men have mangasms. And only when they watch SpikeTV. While eating ribs.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: york hunts gross ()
Date: August 14, 2010 04:03AM

yea. dudes bust.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: August 14, 2010 08:05PM

When women used to talk about "The Big O", everyone knew what they were hinting at. Now however, it sounds more like a reference to the POTUS.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: August 15, 2010 03:32AM

having a mangasm right now watching The Knife Show.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 16, 2010 02:34AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> having a mangasm right now watching The Knife
> Show.


I averted my eyes and focused on the knives being displayed.

Oh, look at that one with the serrated edges.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 16, 2010 07:06AM

guard your unit

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 16, 2010 11:57PM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> guard your unit


isn't this an interesting knife holder?
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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 17, 2010 12:27AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> -----
> > guard your unit
>
>
> isn't this an interesting knife holder?


it is, and the name of the website has all the letters in my last name plus an extra "E" even more interesting. now let me ask you this, are you real, does your blender work properly, have you ever had an inappropriate thought about a family member?

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 17, 2010 12:46AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> Alias Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > guard your unit
> >
> >
> > isn't this an interesting knife holder?
>
>
> it is, and the name of the website has all the
> letters in my last name plus an extra "E" even
> more interesting.

yes, i noticed that.

> now let me ask you this, are you
> real,

as opposed to being a figment of your imagination?

> does your blender work properly,

i don't do much blending.

> have you
> ever had an inappropriate thought about a family
> member?

that's a loaded question.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: August 17, 2010 01:22AM

Alias Wrote:
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> bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > Alias Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> > > bloody blisters Wrote:
> > >
> >
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> >
> > > -----
> > > > guard your unit
> > >
> > >
> > > isn't this an interesting knife holder?
> >
> >
> > it is, and the name of the website has all the
> > letters in my last name plus an extra "E" even
> > more interesting.
>
> yes, i noticed that.
>

me too

> > now let me ask you this, are you
> > real,
>
> as opposed to being a figment of your imagination?

perhaps, let me rephrase, do you exist? how are you sure?

>
> > does your blender work properly,
>
> i don't do much blending.

i'll write that down as a no.

> > have you
> > ever had an inappropriate thought about a
> family
> > member?
>
> that's a loaded question.

perhaps as well, we'll dwell while whittling later.

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Re: men talking about having orgasms
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 17, 2010 01:50AM

bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > bloody blisters Wrote:
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> > > Alias Wrote:
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> > > > bloody blisters Wrote:
> > > >
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> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > guard your unit
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > isn't this an interesting knife holder?
> > >
> > >
> > > it is, and the name of the website has all
> the
> > > letters in my last name plus an extra "E"
> even
> > > more interesting.
> >
> > yes, i noticed that.
> >
>
> me too
>
> > > now let me ask you this, are you
> > > real,
> >
> > as opposed to being a figment of your
> imagination?
>
> perhaps, let me rephrase, do you exist?

I have absolutely no idea.

> how are
> you sure?

don't be so presumptuous.

> >
> > > does your blender work properly,
> >
> > i don't do much blending.
>
> i'll write that down as a no.

yes, no.

> > > have you
> > > ever had an inappropriate thought about a
> > family
> > > member?
> >
> > that's a loaded question.
>
> perhaps as well, we'll dwell while whittling
> later.


I'm really into dwelling while whittling. How did you know this?

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