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Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Win A Big Prize ()
Date: August 23, 2022 04:55PM

Republicans are Red,
Democrats are Blue,
If you need your dick sucked,
Speak to GF2.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Lee Anne Rhymes ()
Date: August 23, 2022 09:54PM

Don't be a loser,
Don't be a quitter,
Be like GF2,
Fuck goats in the shitter.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfelliw ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:01PM

Here I sit all broken-hearted
By Donald Trump I was outsmarted
Trump kept my secrets in a box
Then gave me a case of monkey pox

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: G2 Gerrys Rest Stop Poem ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:14PM

Hear I sit in the stall broken hearted , came to please men but they only farted

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Ode To G2 GERRY ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:20PM

I sit in the stall smelling shit , it may not be your pleasure but it's mine , that's it

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Bucket O Shrimp ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:27PM

What rhymes with Morgenthau?

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Edgar Alken Poatree ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:34PM

Biden won the vote
or so they say
But since that time
I've got less pay

Coronavirus killed my wife
even with a vax
On January 6 I hit the Capitol
with my garden axe>

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Trumps Lean Mean USA Machine ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:50PM

Trump Trump Built A Lean Mean USA machine , It worked so well Democrats screamed words obseane

Then JOE JOE controled the machine he train wrecked it , never more was it seen

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Shakespearean ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:53PM

Some men are filled with jealousy
And others are consumed by greed
Any ailment of the human condition
Can be solved by listening to Meade

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Poet Poofter ()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:54PM

Eesh sucks pretty good
Moreno lives in the hood
Gerry needs to give his goat a rest
General Mahdi plows the best

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: This is fun! Let's do some more! ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:06PM

Once upon a night quite dreary
Amid Trumptards with their eyes so teary
Merritt Garland in his chair did grin
Confident that he'd boxed Trump in

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: another ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:30PM

Moreno fucks babies
TJ dresses like ladies
Starban is dead
Eesh lives in your head
Attachments:
peep top.jpg

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: best ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:32PM

Louise is dead
Richard is too
Michael sucks cock covered in bloody doo doo

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Am Bestern ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:36PM

William is broke
On a cock Miz did choke
Eesh lives in his head
But Richard is Dead
Attachments:
canvas_300.png

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Cunts abound ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:39PM

Peep's mom she is hot
I'll tongue her G-spot
And peep is a twat

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Black G Spot Pleaser ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:49PM

No need to play with rhyme

I please women you can't........ all the time

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Black Snake Moan ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:51PM

Come on man, help a brother out with some rhyme , cuz I'm the biggest of all time

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: peep's dad limerick ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:52PM

Fappity fappity fap!
Fappity fappity fap!
I know I look crazy
But please do not tase me
Fappity fappity ZAP!

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Whizzy ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:52PM

I don't know eesh & I never will
Isn't eesh one they all want to kill?
Eesh is an oddball a whack job for sure
Does Eesh seek animals when he wants to score?

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: trumptardz... ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:54PM

My trumptard neighbor's always mad
And trumptard meade lives with his dad
The forum trumptard's posts are sad
Trump's effects have all been bad.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: more about lynn ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:58PM

Oh it's Lynn, Lynn, Lynn
Who makes my hormones spin
in the halls
in the halls
Oh it's Lynn, Lynn, Lynn
Whose kisses taste like gin,
In the halls of FFU!!!!!!
My eyes are dim
I can not see FOR SHIT!
I have HEY not HO brought my specs with me.......

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: One for the Girls ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:58PM

Old mother Reagan, he can have Megan
she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Real GERRY Here ()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:59PM

Hi Ho Hi Ho back to the stall I go

It's now almost 1200 o'clock Hi Ho Hi Ho I go

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: another for the ladies ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:02AM

One for the Girls Wrote:
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> Old mother Reagan, he can have Megan
> she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
> I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
> And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon


MO can be fun, but she's also risky
She'll fracture your skull if she's feeling too frisky
Her dildo's more famous than megan's big tail
Wonder who go it when she went to jail?

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Captain Fill-In-Blank ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:05AM

Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?


Not orange.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Jm4nb ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:07AM

Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?


JP Morgenthau pooped his pants
Typing out his stupid rants.
He's a stupid nasty boozer
And the forum's biggest loser.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Bowser ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:08AM

Here I shit all surrounded by stank
I ate a stick of butter and a yogurt I drank
My bowels they are sluggish and my asshole is sore
Good thing it's exit only for the old back door!

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: I wanna plow Morgenthau ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:19AM

I plowed Morgenthau against the rest stop wall
His moans & wails & groans said it all
He's an assfuck nympho who knows what to like
That gefilte smell tells he is a kike!

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: More n more ()
Date: August 24, 2022 03:43AM

Meade is hot
Eesh is not
Gerry I would cream
But General Mahdi is a dresm

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Nursery ryhme ()
Date: August 24, 2022 04:10AM

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Gerrys weenie is very small

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: WCNYT ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:50AM

Deedle deedle dumpling
It went wrong
When I tried my sister's thong.
Then I rode my bike to Auntie's
Felt much better
In her panties.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: The Truth Poem ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:52AM

Trump built it up

JOE tore it down

Like it always goes

With Democrat clowns

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Lib Perves Rhymes ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:03PM

Libs must rhyme
About sex organs
All the time

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Who's Eyes Do We See ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:14PM

There's a peep hole in the wall

In the men's room stall

Who eyes do we see

As we stand and pee

G2s eyes are what we see

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: a Miz rhyme ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:28PM

In the restroom of Chuck E Cheese
LIttle boy cocks are what Miz sees
As he peers through a hole and yanks on his dick
We know Miz is mentally sick
Dad says it's just his dark humor
But follow the PYBR to confirm the rumor
For over a decade it's been a while
William Moreno is still a pedophile

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: HBYBW ()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:43PM

When in London or in France
I wear my sister's underpants.
Some are pink, some are blue
And she has some red ones too.

And so I'll be of good cheer
I also put on her brassiere.
It's the best I've ever felt
In stockings and her garter belt.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Silly Poofter ()
Date: August 24, 2022 05:09PM

I love being with Mahdi looking for chemtrails
And his hard rod never fails

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: I wanna plow Mahdi's ass ()
Date: August 24, 2022 07:04PM

Mahdi is a fucking cow
His tranny ass is good to plow
Why's she staring at the skies?
Chz it's gonna be raining guys

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Behind the scenes ()
Date: August 24, 2022 08:01PM

Mahdi plows my rear
Gerry is definitely queer
But what’s interesting is that
Meade prefers to ram a steer

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Hey Poo BOI ()
Date: August 24, 2022 08:02PM

West on '66 just before the Manassas split,
A rest stop beckons weary travelers to shit,

And inside one stall a surprise doth await,
A Glory Hole camel jockey with his pie hole agape,

Fags slip in their dick, and the suction soon starts,
GF2 swallow their loads and licks up their sharts,

The funniest thing about this curb-shitting fellow,
He fucks goats in the ass and they barely bellow.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Another poem ()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:04PM

Biden left illegals in
After Trump built the wall
Libtards penises are limp
And all very small

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Man with no name ()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:11PM

Saw your car at food lion
From the cops you were hiding
On Reddit you were lying
Past your house I'm riding

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Whizzy ()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:18PM

Conserviturds are ellifance
Libtards they are asses
Greeners like electric cars
Cuz they don't need no gasses

If you travel here & there
You'll need a good transport
Gerry mostly uses goats
With them he will cavort

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Trump Poetry ()
Date: August 24, 2022 10:26PM

Click for more Trumptards



mattg-mattg124.gifClick for more Trumptards


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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Dr Jack ()
Date: August 24, 2022 10:38PM

Uncle Joe has a few screws loose
Kamala is dumber than a goose
And Gerry once fucked a moose

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: nigslayer poem ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:09PM

I miss nigslayer
He was a big player
He and peep got on groovy
When they were in juvey

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: random stuff ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:15PM

I like eesh's facial tats
I like josh's dildo hat
I like megan's weasel tail
I loved miz's trip to jail

I wish karen would pose nude
Perhaps with lynn or else some dude
When lizzie bashed out miz's brains
I prayed she would do it again

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Rabbi Hook-Nose ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:18PM

My people are the best
We take so much abuse
These anti-Semitic goys should give it a rest

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:41PM

Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Don’t let miz get anywhere near
your 3 year old

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Ole MacDonald ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:57PM

Keep Mahdi away from the sky
Gerry away from the barn
Keep Peep away don’t ask why
And Moreno away me ooh my

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:59PM

There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
miz molested all of her children
and fucked her dog, too

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Motherfucker Goose ()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:26AM

Miz is a little teapot
Short and stout
Sitting at the playground
Scoping children out

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Billy Shakespeare ()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:27AM

Eye think Mahdi plows Front Royal Phil
It’s okay if Eesh fucks Lizzie cause she is on the pill
Meade sings fine
And Miz gets little kids cause he plies them with wine

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: G2 The Driller For Thrills ()
Date: August 25, 2022 01:12AM

G2 cant stand drilling in shale rock

But has no problem drilling stalls to look at cock

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: G2 s Work We See ()
Date: August 25, 2022 01:16AM

G2 is the one who's work we see

In stall walls all over DC

Hes always has his drill

To give him a thrill

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Save the goats ()
Date: August 25, 2022 04:12AM

Because of Gerry Sherpa the goat has a bleeding ass
Gerry should stick to men
Then PETA will give him a pass
And he should stay away from Gertrude the hen

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfellow ()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:18AM

Trumps going jail
He won't get no bail
There won't be any tail
For such a massive fail

Biden's hit the spot
He's done a fucking lot
His team got Trump caught
It's ended as it ought

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: C3LNY ()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:43AM

There was a dumb fag named mike basl
Whom the forums would always get frazzled
One foot in his grave
Because he has aids
From all the black cocks in his asshole

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Jss ()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:54AM

The poetry at this place is pretty surprising

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Low-End Ziti ()
Date: August 25, 2022 09:26AM

Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?


Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Kde ()
Date: August 25, 2022 10:27AM

Low-End Ziti Wrote:
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> Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What rhymes with Morgenthau?
>
>
> Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.


What’s haiku

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Ekd ()
Date: August 25, 2022 10:30AM

I think we need a thread to do a throw back nudie mag fantasy stories thread
I think that would be great!

We can even incorporate FFxu members

I think Meade would a favorite

Some of these young poster never got to read the fantasy/or sex stories section

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Southern Gentleman ()
Date: August 25, 2022 11:13AM

Ekd Wrote:
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> I think we need a thread to do a throw back nudie
> mag fantasy stories thread
> I think that would be great!
>
> We can even incorporate FFxu members
>
> I think Meade would a favorite
>
> Some of these young poster never got to read the
> fantasy/or sex stories section

Would Meade be in the gay or straight section?

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: I Win The Prize ()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:07PM

Hickory dickery dock
Fuck you GF2.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: It's No Secret ()
Date: August 25, 2022 05:52PM

^ WINNER! Admit it. You laughed at GF2. Everybody laughs at GF2.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Another entry ()
Date: August 25, 2022 07:45PM

Pelosi’s a drunk old hag
And Schumer is a really big dope
Kamala’s a whore
And Joe shit himself in front of the pope

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Three Coil Steamer ()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:06PM


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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfellow ()
Date: August 25, 2022 09:32PM

I dropped a duece in a metro car
That dump I took was smelt from afar
I wiped my ass with a Wall Street Jounal
But I still had to get that last corn kernel

When I got to the game the Nats were losing
A rowdy mutha fucka had clearly been boozing
He yelled at the players and he screamed at the umps
But check this out: the dude wore pumps!

I pointed to his feet & asked, "Hey, what the fuck?"
He smiled at me & asked, "How's your luck?"
I said fuck my luck chuck! How bout a suck?!
He dropped to his knees and got a mouthful of muck

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Poet Paulie ()
Date: August 25, 2022 11:24PM

There once was a jackass named Gerry
His political views were quite contrary
But when came to lovin
His arse was clean, ready and hairy

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Winchester Poofter ()
Date: August 26, 2022 08:34AM

There was a fake General named Mahdi
He starred at chemtrails all day
He plowed Front Royal Phil with glee
And pissed and pooped in the clay

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfellow ()
Date: August 26, 2022 09:41AM

mahdi lives his life online
watching bugs race feeling fine
on everything a comment posted
it's plain to see his brain is toasted

sexual identity is not an issue
for those who cum upon a tissue
onlookers see mahdi's shit & scowl
but it's mahdi alone they want to plow

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Witty wally ()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:07AM

Mahdi just wants to plow
Meade wants to fuck a cow
Miz wants to diddle a kid
My Rabbi likes to suck a baby yid

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Humpty Bumpty ()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:39AM

Blow blow blow a bloke
Lick his nutsack clean
Tranny tattooed faggot Eesh
Mommy’s basement queen

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: 3CTND ()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:11PM

Hey diddle diddle
With myself I do fiddle
When the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: 3CTND ()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:12PM

Hey diddle diddle
With myself I do fiddle
When I put on the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.


typo corrected. I forgot something

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Date: August 26, 2022 04:22PM

everyone here who hates me is a homosexual traitor
everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
bath house barry working the joystick micheal he date her
back when she was a dude
they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
human fetuses get chewed
murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Black G Spot Pleaser ()
Date: August 26, 2022 05:38PM

3 straight days now you played with rhyme

I'm still pleasing your woman all this time

She told me the reason why you can't please her but I can

I'm the real bull among all men

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Rainbow Shoplifting Bag ()
Date: August 26, 2022 05:52PM

The Rainbow shoplifting bag

Is owned by one they call a fag

But he's honest as the day is long

He justs wants to buy another bong

The other bag in liberal green

Belongs to the lazy welfare queen.

The inside is greasy as it can be

She lifted a bucket from KFC

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Black G Spot Pleaser ()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:08PM

So you aint going for four straight days of playing with rhyme huh

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfellow ()
Date: August 27, 2022 01:02AM

When I was down south
A dude came in my mouth
My dick got hard when he did.

I pulled out my boner
He opened his mouth
And into his throat I slid.

He played with my balls
And fingered may ass
He polished my nob good for s kid.

Slurping and licking
Pumping and sucking
This twink made me blow my lid.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Bye…. ()
Date: August 27, 2022 03:29AM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> everyone here who hates me is a homosexual
> traitor
> everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
> pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
> bath house barry working the joystick micheal he
> date her
> back when she was a dude
> they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
> human fetuses get chewed
> murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood

Nobody invited you or your shit attempt to rhyme. Go fuck off.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: The JOE BIDEN FAN CLUB SONG ()
Date: August 27, 2022 10:21PM

Who can cash my welfare check

Welfare check welfare check

Who can cash my welfare check

So I can buy a great big bag of lobster tails , steaks and jumbo skrimps

Who Can leave our border open

Border open border open

Who can leave our border open

Why JOE BIDEN CAN

Who can raise our gas so high

Gas so high gas so high

Who can raise our gas so high

Why JOE BIDEN CAN

Who can create massive inflation

Massive inflation massive inflation

Who can create massive inflation why JOE BIDEN CAN

Who can gift 20 K to only some

While others paid but only some

Who can gift 20 to only some

To break our constitution

Constituion

Without an act of congress

Act of congress

Why Joe Biden Can

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Black Snake Moan ()
Date: August 27, 2022 10:29PM

Who likes to gag it down , gag it down , gag it down

Smiling like a fool clown ,fool clown , fool clown

I've seen lots of Libs that can

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mydicksa Longfellow ()
Date: August 28, 2022 01:39AM

Trump was a cocksucker on day one

It was clear to us all that he'd be fun

He fucked the U.S. right up its butt

Donald J Trump was a bona fide nut



He fellated Kim Jong and sucked Putin off

He made Viktor Orban bend over and cough

Trump disrespected our American core

And sent his thugs thru the Capitol door



Officers Liebengood, Sicknick, and also Smith

Are not here to extend Trump their thanks.

Citizens Babbit, Boyland, Greeson & Philips

Were displeased with all of Trump's pranks



Narcissist Trump now lives in his club

Where he kept his stolen top secrets

The secrets are gone Trump's lawyer did flub

Trump wiil be indicted by Merrit

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: 6JEKN ()
Date: August 28, 2022 01:52AM

Once upon a midnight dreary
Wanting to dress like a fairy,
I sneaked into my sister's lair
And took some of her underwear.
Now I'm happy every day,
I jack off in her lingerie.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Charlie coco puff ()
Date: August 28, 2022 03:45AM

I love all the ffu macho men
For Eesh I have a big yen
Would love to polish Mahdi’s member
And jerk Gerry off in September

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Trump's a loser ()
Date: August 29, 2022 11:56PM

After Trump lost the White House
He lost the House & Senate too
Trump moved his ass to Florida
Been smoking crack and huffing glue

Trump lost lots of documents
And he lost an ass of weight
But then he gained it back again
Because Trumps the one we hate

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: When does this contest end? ()
Date: August 30, 2022 08:05AM

Oh when oh when is this contest done?
On what fine day is it over?
The poems keep coming and so do I
For I am a mahdi plover

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Forever Poet ()
Date: August 30, 2022 08:16AM

This fine thread will never be done
As long as there is great poetry to be read
And Mahdi loves plowing fun
And Eesh loves to give head

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: The poem ()
Date: August 30, 2022 09:52AM

Meade Skelton’s music is great
And his yodeling is good
He performed at Graceland
When no one thought he could

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Dementia ass clown Biden ()
Date: August 30, 2022 10:17AM

Biden shit his pants in front of the pope, his son Hunter is addicted to dope. Donald Trump made America great with MAGA the democrats try to ruin America and want to fag ya.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Southern Man ()
Date: August 30, 2022 10:19AM

Meade sings better than Elvis
Please don’t doubt me
I’d like to see Mahdi’s pelvis
And then drink his pee

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Save the goats ()
Date: August 30, 2022 12:50PM

Mary had a little lamb
And Gerry fucked it

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: TSTC News ()
Date: August 30, 2022 11:28PM

16 lines punk

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Mountain Man Poet ()
Date: August 31, 2022 12:03AM

TSTC News Wrote:
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> 16 lines punk


We don’t have to follow no stinkin rules, faggot.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: FFXU Liberal ()
Date: August 31, 2022 01:43AM

Hickory dickory dock.
My wife laughed at my small cock.
She set her eye;
On this young guy.
And put my small stub in a lock.

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Super Libtard ()
Date: August 31, 2022 03:53AM

I am terrified of bibles and guns
Aborting babies is lots of fun
Love Obama and Biden
My small member does lots of ass slidin

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: The ffxu lyrical gangsta ()
Date: August 31, 2022 04:16AM

Doo wha ditty, ditty dum ditty doo
I’m up early and tskin a poo

Do wa ditty, ditty dum ditty doo

And I’m not a dirty Jew
Doo wa ditty ditty dum ditty do

I got no life just Trollin, nothin to do

Doo wa dirty ditty dum ditty do

Time to go to work it’s like a zoo

Do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: Pete Pooper ()
Date: August 31, 2022 06:09AM

Up all night on the groan throne
Nothing to do but shit and moan
Shouldn’t have gone to Tippys Taco
Could really use some Pepto-Bismol

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Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by: toffi ()
Date: August 31, 2022 06:46AM

^^^ Yeats?

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