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Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Win A Big Prize
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Date: August 23, 2022 04:55PM
Republicans are Red,
Democrats are Blue,
If you need your dick sucked,
Speak to GF2.
Democrats are Blue,
If you need your dick sucked,
Speak to GF2.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Lee Anne Rhymes
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Date: August 23, 2022 09:54PM
Don't be a loser,
Don't be a quitter,
Be like GF2,
Fuck goats in the shitter.
Don't be a quitter,
Be like GF2,
Fuck goats in the shitter.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfelliw
()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:01PM
Here I sit all broken-hearted
By Donald Trump I was outsmarted
Trump kept my secrets in a box
Then gave me a case of monkey pox
By Donald Trump I was outsmarted
Trump kept my secrets in a box
Then gave me a case of monkey pox
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
G2 Gerrys Rest Stop Poem
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Date: August 23, 2022 10:14PM
Hear I sit in the stall broken hearted , came to please men but they only farted
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Ode To G2 GERRY
()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:20PM
I sit in the stall smelling shit , it may not be your pleasure but it's mine , that's it
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Bucket O Shrimp
()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:27PM
What rhymes with Morgenthau?
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Edgar Alken Poatree
()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:34PM
Biden won the vote
or so they say
But since that time
I've got less pay
Coronavirus killed my wife
even with a vax
On January 6 I hit the Capitol
with my garden axe>
or so they say
But since that time
I've got less pay
Coronavirus killed my wife
even with a vax
On January 6 I hit the Capitol
with my garden axe>
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Trumps Lean Mean USA Machine
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Date: August 23, 2022 10:50PM
Trump Trump Built A Lean Mean USA machine , It worked so well Democrats screamed words obseane
Then JOE JOE controled the machine he train wrecked it , never more was it seen
Then JOE JOE controled the machine he train wrecked it , never more was it seen
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Shakespearean
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Date: August 23, 2022 10:53PM
Some men are filled with jealousy
And others are consumed by greed
Any ailment of the human condition
Can be solved by listening to Meade
And others are consumed by greed
Any ailment of the human condition
Can be solved by listening to Meade
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Poet Poofter
()
Date: August 23, 2022 10:54PM
Eesh sucks pretty good
Moreno lives in the hood
Gerry needs to give his goat a rest
General Mahdi plows the best
Moreno lives in the hood
Gerry needs to give his goat a rest
General Mahdi plows the best
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
This is fun! Let's do some more!
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:06PM
Once upon a night quite dreary
Amid Trumptards with their eyes so teary
Merritt Garland in his chair did grin
Confident that he'd boxed Trump in
Amid Trumptards with their eyes so teary
Merritt Garland in his chair did grin
Confident that he'd boxed Trump in
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
another
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Date: August 23, 2022 11:30PM
Moreno fucks babies
TJ dresses like ladies
Starban is dead
Eesh lives in your head
Attachments:
TJ dresses like ladies
Starban is dead
Eesh lives in your head
Attachments:
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
best
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Date: August 23, 2022 11:32PM
Louise is dead
Richard is too
Michael sucks cock covered in bloody doo doo
Richard is too
Michael sucks cock covered in bloody doo doo
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Am Bestern
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Date: August 23, 2022 11:36PM
William is broke
On a cock Miz did choke
Eesh lives in his head
But Richard is Dead
Attachments:
On a cock Miz did choke
Eesh lives in his head
But Richard is Dead
Attachments:
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Cunts abound
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:39PM
Peep's mom she is hot
I'll tongue her G-spot
And peep is a twat
I'll tongue her G-spot
And peep is a twat
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Black G Spot Pleaser
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:49PM
No need to play with rhyme
I please women you can't........ all the time
I please women you can't........ all the time
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Black Snake Moan
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:51PM
Come on man, help a brother out with some rhyme , cuz I'm the biggest of all time
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
peep's dad limerick
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Date: August 23, 2022 11:52PM
Fappity fappity fap!
Fappity fappity fap!
I know I look crazy
But please do not tase me
Fappity fappity ZAP!
Fappity fappity fap!
I know I look crazy
But please do not tase me
Fappity fappity ZAP!
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Whizzy
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:52PM
I don't know eesh & I never will
Isn't eesh one they all want to kill?
Eesh is an oddball a whack job for sure
Does Eesh seek animals when he wants to score?
Isn't eesh one they all want to kill?
Eesh is an oddball a whack job for sure
Does Eesh seek animals when he wants to score?
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
trumptardz...
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:54PM
My trumptard neighbor's always mad
And trumptard meade lives with his dad
The forum trumptard's posts are sad
Trump's effects have all been bad.
And trumptard meade lives with his dad
The forum trumptard's posts are sad
Trump's effects have all been bad.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
more about lynn
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:58PM
Oh it's Lynn, Lynn, Lynn
Who makes my hormones spin
in the halls
in the halls
Oh it's Lynn, Lynn, Lynn
Whose kisses taste like gin,
In the halls of FFU!!!!!!
My eyes are dim
I can not see FOR SHIT!
I have HEY not HO brought my specs with me.......
Who makes my hormones spin
in the halls
in the halls
Oh it's Lynn, Lynn, Lynn
Whose kisses taste like gin,
In the halls of FFU!!!!!!
My eyes are dim
I can not see FOR SHIT!
I have HEY not HO brought my specs with me.......
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
One for the Girls
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Date: August 23, 2022 11:58PM
Old mother Reagan, he can have Megan
she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon
she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Real GERRY Here
()
Date: August 23, 2022 11:59PM
Hi Ho Hi Ho back to the stall I go
It's now almost 1200 o'clock Hi Ho Hi Ho I go
It's now almost 1200 o'clock Hi Ho Hi Ho I go
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
another for the ladies
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:02AM
One for the Girls Wrote:
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> Old mother Reagan, he can have Megan
> she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
> I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
> And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon
MO can be fun, but she's also risky
She'll fracture your skull if she's feeling too frisky
Her dildo's more famous than megan's big tail
Wonder who go it when she went to jail?
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> Old mother Reagan, he can have Megan
> she's fucked in the head, and Jinx she is dead
> I will take Lynn, and Katie and Karen
> And up the ass Miz can fuck Sharon
MO can be fun, but she's also risky
She'll fracture your skull if she's feeling too frisky
Her dildo's more famous than megan's big tail
Wonder who go it when she went to jail?
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Captain Fill-In-Blank
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:05AM
Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
Not orange.
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
Not orange.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Jm4nb
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:07AM
Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
JP Morgenthau pooped his pants
Typing out his stupid rants.
He's a stupid nasty boozer
And the forum's biggest loser.
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
JP Morgenthau pooped his pants
Typing out his stupid rants.
He's a stupid nasty boozer
And the forum's biggest loser.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Bowser
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:08AM
Here I shit all surrounded by stank
I ate a stick of butter and a yogurt I drank
My bowels they are sluggish and my asshole is sore
Good thing it's exit only for the old back door!
I ate a stick of butter and a yogurt I drank
My bowels they are sluggish and my asshole is sore
Good thing it's exit only for the old back door!
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
I wanna plow Morgenthau
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:19AM
I plowed Morgenthau against the rest stop wall
His moans & wails & groans said it all
He's an assfuck nympho who knows what to like
That gefilte smell tells he is a kike!
His moans & wails & groans said it all
He's an assfuck nympho who knows what to like
That gefilte smell tells he is a kike!
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
More n more
()
Date: August 24, 2022 03:43AM
Meade is hot
Eesh is not
Gerry I would cream
But General Mahdi is a dresm
Eesh is not
Gerry I would cream
But General Mahdi is a dresm
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Nursery ryhme
()
Date: August 24, 2022 04:10AM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Gerrys weenie is very small
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Gerrys weenie is very small
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
WCNYT
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:50AM
Deedle deedle dumpling
It went wrong
When I tried my sister's thong.
Then I rode my bike to Auntie's
Felt much better
In her panties.
It went wrong
When I tried my sister's thong.
Then I rode my bike to Auntie's
Felt much better
In her panties.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
The Truth Poem
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:52AM
Trump built it up
JOE tore it down
Like it always goes
With Democrat clowns
JOE tore it down
Like it always goes
With Democrat clowns
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Lib Perves Rhymes
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:03PM
Libs must rhyme
About sex organs
All the time
About sex organs
All the time
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Who's Eyes Do We See
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:14PM
There's a peep hole in the wall
In the men's room stall
Who eyes do we see
As we stand and pee
G2s eyes are what we see
In the men's room stall
Who eyes do we see
As we stand and pee
G2s eyes are what we see
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
a Miz rhyme
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:28PM
In the restroom of Chuck E Cheese
LIttle boy cocks are what Miz sees
As he peers through a hole and yanks on his dick
We know Miz is mentally sick
Dad says it's just his dark humor
But follow the PYBR to confirm the rumor
For over a decade it's been a while
William Moreno is still a pedophile
LIttle boy cocks are what Miz sees
As he peers through a hole and yanks on his dick
We know Miz is mentally sick
Dad says it's just his dark humor
But follow the PYBR to confirm the rumor
For over a decade it's been a while
William Moreno is still a pedophile
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
HBYBW
()
Date: August 24, 2022 12:43PM
When in London or in France
I wear my sister's underpants.
Some are pink, some are blue
And she has some red ones too.
And so I'll be of good cheer
I also put on her brassiere.
It's the best I've ever felt
In stockings and her garter belt.
I wear my sister's underpants.
Some are pink, some are blue
And she has some red ones too.
And so I'll be of good cheer
I also put on her brassiere.
It's the best I've ever felt
In stockings and her garter belt.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Silly Poofter
()
Date: August 24, 2022 05:09PM
I love being with Mahdi looking for chemtrails
And his hard rod never fails
And his hard rod never fails
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
I wanna plow Mahdi's ass
()
Date: August 24, 2022 07:04PM
Mahdi is a fucking cow
His tranny ass is good to plow
Why's she staring at the skies?
Chz it's gonna be raining guys
His tranny ass is good to plow
Why's she staring at the skies?
Chz it's gonna be raining guys
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Behind the scenes
()
Date: August 24, 2022 08:01PM
Mahdi plows my rear
Gerry is definitely queer
But what’s interesting is that
Meade prefers to ram a steer
Gerry is definitely queer
But what’s interesting is that
Meade prefers to ram a steer
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Hey Poo BOI
()
Date: August 24, 2022 08:02PM
West on '66 just before the Manassas split,
A rest stop beckons weary travelers to shit,
And inside one stall a surprise doth await,
A Glory Hole camel jockey with his pie hole agape,
Fags slip in their dick, and the suction soon starts,
GF2 swallow their loads and licks up their sharts,
The funniest thing about this curb-shitting fellow,
He fucks goats in the ass and they barely bellow.
A rest stop beckons weary travelers to shit,
And inside one stall a surprise doth await,
A Glory Hole camel jockey with his pie hole agape,
Fags slip in their dick, and the suction soon starts,
GF2 swallow their loads and licks up their sharts,
The funniest thing about this curb-shitting fellow,
He fucks goats in the ass and they barely bellow.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Another poem
()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:04PM
Biden left illegals in
After Trump built the wall
Libtards penises are limp
And all very small
After Trump built the wall
Libtards penises are limp
And all very small
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Man with no name
()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:11PM
Saw your car at food lion
From the cops you were hiding
On Reddit you were lying
Past your house I'm riding
From the cops you were hiding
On Reddit you were lying
Past your house I'm riding
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Whizzy
()
Date: August 24, 2022 09:18PM
Conserviturds are ellifance
Libtards they are asses
Greeners like electric cars
Cuz they don't need no gasses
If you travel here & there
You'll need a good transport
Gerry mostly uses goats
With them he will cavort
Libtards they are asses
Greeners like electric cars
Cuz they don't need no gasses
If you travel here & there
You'll need a good transport
Gerry mostly uses goats
With them he will cavort
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Trump Poetry
()
Date: August 24, 2022 10:26PM
Click for more TrumptardsRe: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Dr Jack
()
Date: August 24, 2022 10:38PM
Uncle Joe has a few screws loose
Kamala is dumber than a goose
And Gerry once fucked a moose
Kamala is dumber than a goose
And Gerry once fucked a moose
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
nigslayer poem
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:09PM
I miss nigslayer
He was a big player
He and peep got on groovy
When they were in juvey
He was a big player
He and peep got on groovy
When they were in juvey
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
random stuff
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:15PM
I like eesh's facial tats
I like josh's dildo hat
I like megan's weasel tail
I loved miz's trip to jail
I wish karen would pose nude
Perhaps with lynn or else some dude
When lizzie bashed out miz's brains
I prayed she would do it again
I like josh's dildo hat
I like megan's weasel tail
I loved miz's trip to jail
I wish karen would pose nude
Perhaps with lynn or else some dude
When lizzie bashed out miz's brains
I prayed she would do it again
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Rabbi Hook-Nose
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:18PM
My people are the best
We take so much abuse
These anti-Semitic goys should give it a rest
We take so much abuse
These anti-Semitic goys should give it a rest
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Motherfucker Goose
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:41PM
Peas porridge hot
Peas porridge cold
Don’t let miz get anywhere near
your 3 year old
Peas porridge cold
Don’t let miz get anywhere near
your 3 year old
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Ole MacDonald
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:57PM
Keep Mahdi away from the sky
Gerry away from the barn
Keep Peep away don’t ask why
And Moreno away me ooh my
Gerry away from the barn
Keep Peep away don’t ask why
And Moreno away me ooh my
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Motherfucker Goose
()
Date: August 24, 2022 11:59PM
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
miz molested all of her children
and fucked her dog, too
who lived in a shoe
miz molested all of her children
and fucked her dog, too
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Motherfucker Goose
()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:26AM
Miz is a little teapot
Short and stout
Sitting at the playground
Scoping children out
Short and stout
Sitting at the playground
Scoping children out
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Billy Shakespeare
()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:27AM
Eye think Mahdi plows Front Royal Phil
It’s okay if Eesh fucks Lizzie cause she is on the pill
Meade sings fine
And Miz gets little kids cause he plies them with wine
It’s okay if Eesh fucks Lizzie cause she is on the pill
Meade sings fine
And Miz gets little kids cause he plies them with wine
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
G2 The Driller For Thrills
()
Date: August 25, 2022 01:12AM
G2 cant stand drilling in shale rock
But has no problem drilling stalls to look at cock
But has no problem drilling stalls to look at cock
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
G2 s Work We See
()
Date: August 25, 2022 01:16AM
G2 is the one who's work we see
In stall walls all over DC
Hes always has his drill
To give him a thrill
In stall walls all over DC
Hes always has his drill
To give him a thrill
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Save the goats
()
Date: August 25, 2022 04:12AM
Because of Gerry Sherpa the goat has a bleeding ass
Gerry should stick to men
Then PETA will give him a pass
And he should stay away from Gertrude the hen
Gerry should stick to men
Then PETA will give him a pass
And he should stay away from Gertrude the hen
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfellow
()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:18AM
Trumps going jail
He won't get no bail
There won't be any tail
For such a massive fail
Biden's hit the spot
He's done a fucking lot
His team got Trump caught
It's ended as it ought
He won't get no bail
There won't be any tail
For such a massive fail
Biden's hit the spot
He's done a fucking lot
His team got Trump caught
It's ended as it ought
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
C3LNY
()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:43AM
There was a dumb fag named mike basl
Whom the forums would always get frazzled
One foot in his grave
Because he has aids
From all the black cocks in his asshole
Whom the forums would always get frazzled
One foot in his grave
Because he has aids
From all the black cocks in his asshole
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Jss
()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:54AM
The poetry at this place is pretty surprising
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Low-End Ziti
()
Date: August 25, 2022 09:26AM
Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.
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> What rhymes with Morgenthau?
Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Kde
()
Date: August 25, 2022 10:27AM
Low-End Ziti Wrote:
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> Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What rhymes with Morgenthau?
>
>
> Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.
What’s haiku
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> Bucket O Shrimp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What rhymes with Morgenthau?
>
>
> Try submitting a haiku. No rhyming required.
What’s haiku
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Ekd
()
Date: August 25, 2022 10:30AM
I think we need a thread to do a throw back nudie mag fantasy stories thread
I think that would be great!
We can even incorporate FFxu members
I think Meade would a favorite
Some of these young poster never got to read the fantasy/or sex stories section
I think that would be great!
We can even incorporate FFxu members
I think Meade would a favorite
Some of these young poster never got to read the fantasy/or sex stories section
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Southern Gentleman
()
Date: August 25, 2022 11:13AM
Ekd Wrote:
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> I think we need a thread to do a throw back nudie
> mag fantasy stories thread
> I think that would be great!
>
> We can even incorporate FFxu members
>
> I think Meade would a favorite
>
> Some of these young poster never got to read the
> fantasy/or sex stories section
Would Meade be in the gay or straight section?
-------------------------------------------------------
> I think we need a thread to do a throw back nudie
> mag fantasy stories thread
> I think that would be great!
>
> We can even incorporate FFxu members
>
> I think Meade would a favorite
>
> Some of these young poster never got to read the
> fantasy/or sex stories section
Would Meade be in the gay or straight section?
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
I Win The Prize
()
Date: August 25, 2022 12:07PM
Hickory dickery dock
Fuck you GF2.
Fuck you GF2.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
It's No Secret
()
Date: August 25, 2022 05:52PM
^ WINNER! Admit it. You laughed at GF2. Everybody laughs at GF2.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Another entry
()
Date: August 25, 2022 07:45PM
Pelosi’s a drunk old hag
And Schumer is a really big dope
Kamala’s a whore
And Joe shit himself in front of the pope
And Schumer is a really big dope
Kamala’s a whore
And Joe shit himself in front of the pope
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Three Coil Steamer
()
Date: August 25, 2022 08:06PM
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfellow
()
Date: August 25, 2022 09:32PM
I dropped a duece in a metro car
That dump I took was smelt from afar
I wiped my ass with a Wall Street Jounal
But I still had to get that last corn kernel
When I got to the game the Nats were losing
A rowdy mutha fucka had clearly been boozing
He yelled at the players and he screamed at the umps
But check this out: the dude wore pumps!
I pointed to his feet & asked, "Hey, what the fuck?"
He smiled at me & asked, "How's your luck?"
I said fuck my luck chuck! How bout a suck?!
He dropped to his knees and got a mouthful of muck
That dump I took was smelt from afar
I wiped my ass with a Wall Street Jounal
But I still had to get that last corn kernel
When I got to the game the Nats were losing
A rowdy mutha fucka had clearly been boozing
He yelled at the players and he screamed at the umps
But check this out: the dude wore pumps!
I pointed to his feet & asked, "Hey, what the fuck?"
He smiled at me & asked, "How's your luck?"
I said fuck my luck chuck! How bout a suck?!
He dropped to his knees and got a mouthful of muck
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Poet Paulie
()
Date: August 25, 2022 11:24PM
There once was a jackass named Gerry
His political views were quite contrary
But when came to lovin
His arse was clean, ready and hairy
His political views were quite contrary
But when came to lovin
His arse was clean, ready and hairy
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Winchester Poofter
()
Date: August 26, 2022 08:34AM
There was a fake General named Mahdi
He starred at chemtrails all day
He plowed Front Royal Phil with glee
And pissed and pooped in the clay
He starred at chemtrails all day
He plowed Front Royal Phil with glee
And pissed and pooped in the clay
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfellow
()
Date: August 26, 2022 09:41AM
mahdi lives his life online
watching bugs race feeling fine
on everything a comment posted
it's plain to see his brain is toasted
sexual identity is not an issue
for those who cum upon a tissue
onlookers see mahdi's shit & scowl
but it's mahdi alone they want to plow
watching bugs race feeling fine
on everything a comment posted
it's plain to see his brain is toasted
sexual identity is not an issue
for those who cum upon a tissue
onlookers see mahdi's shit & scowl
but it's mahdi alone they want to plow
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Witty wally
()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:07AM
Mahdi just wants to plow
Meade wants to fuck a cow
Miz wants to diddle a kid
My Rabbi likes to suck a baby yid
Meade wants to fuck a cow
Miz wants to diddle a kid
My Rabbi likes to suck a baby yid
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Humpty Bumpty
()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:39AM
Blow blow blow a bloke
Lick his nutsack clean
Tranny tattooed faggot Eesh
Mommy’s basement queen
Lick his nutsack clean
Tranny tattooed faggot Eesh
Mommy’s basement queen
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
3CTND
()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:11PM
Hey diddle diddle
With myself I do fiddle
When the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.
With myself I do fiddle
When the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
3CTND
()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:12PM
Hey diddle diddle
With myself I do fiddle
When I put on the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.
typo corrected. I forgot something
With myself I do fiddle
When I put on the bra of my sis..
I put on her panties
When she goes to auntie's
And spooge in a cup and don't miss.
typo corrected. I forgot something
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
the real General Mahdi
()
Date: August 26, 2022 04:22PM
everyone here who hates me is a homosexual traitor
everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
bath house barry working the joystick micheal he date her
back when she was a dude
they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
human fetuses get chewed
murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood
everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
bath house barry working the joystick micheal he date her
back when she was a dude
they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
human fetuses get chewed
murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Black G Spot Pleaser
()
Date: August 26, 2022 05:38PM
3 straight days now you played with rhyme
I'm still pleasing your woman all this time
She told me the reason why you can't please her but I can
I'm the real bull among all men
I'm still pleasing your woman all this time
She told me the reason why you can't please her but I can
I'm the real bull among all men
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Rainbow Shoplifting Bag
()
Date: August 26, 2022 05:52PM
The Rainbow shoplifting bag
Is owned by one they call a fag
But he's honest as the day is long
He justs wants to buy another bong
The other bag in liberal green
Belongs to the lazy welfare queen.
The inside is greasy as it can be
She lifted a bucket from KFC
Is owned by one they call a fag
But he's honest as the day is long
He justs wants to buy another bong
The other bag in liberal green
Belongs to the lazy welfare queen.
The inside is greasy as it can be
She lifted a bucket from KFC
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Black G Spot Pleaser
()
Date: August 26, 2022 11:08PM
So you aint going for four straight days of playing with rhyme huh
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfellow
()
Date: August 27, 2022 01:02AM
When I was down south
A dude came in my mouth
My dick got hard when he did.
I pulled out my boner
He opened his mouth
And into his throat I slid.
He played with my balls
And fingered may ass
He polished my nob good for s kid.
Slurping and licking
Pumping and sucking
This twink made me blow my lid.
A dude came in my mouth
My dick got hard when he did.
I pulled out my boner
He opened his mouth
And into his throat I slid.
He played with my balls
And fingered may ass
He polished my nob good for s kid.
Slurping and licking
Pumping and sucking
This twink made me blow my lid.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Bye….
()
Date: August 27, 2022 03:29AM
the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> everyone here who hates me is a homosexual
> traitor
> everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
> pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
> bath house barry working the joystick micheal he
> date her
> back when she was a dude
> they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
> human fetuses get chewed
> murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood
Nobody invited you or your shit attempt to rhyme. Go fuck off.
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> everyone here who hates me is a homosexual
> traitor
> everyone who Loves me will be in heaven later
> pedo pete is a remote controlled poe-tayter
> bath house barry working the joystick micheal he
> date her
> back when she was a dude
> they drink adrenochrome smoothies for food
> human fetuses get chewed
> murder and rape puts biden voters in a good mood
Nobody invited you or your shit attempt to rhyme. Go fuck off.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
The JOE BIDEN FAN CLUB SONG
()
Date: August 27, 2022 10:21PM
Who can cash my welfare check
Welfare check welfare check
Who can cash my welfare check
So I can buy a great big bag of lobster tails , steaks and jumbo skrimps
Who Can leave our border open
Border open border open
Who can leave our border open
Why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can raise our gas so high
Gas so high gas so high
Who can raise our gas so high
Why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can create massive inflation
Massive inflation massive inflation
Who can create massive inflation why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can gift 20 K to only some
While others paid but only some
Who can gift 20 to only some
To break our constitution
Constituion
Without an act of congress
Act of congress
Why Joe Biden Can
Welfare check welfare check
Who can cash my welfare check
So I can buy a great big bag of lobster tails , steaks and jumbo skrimps
Who Can leave our border open
Border open border open
Who can leave our border open
Why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can raise our gas so high
Gas so high gas so high
Who can raise our gas so high
Why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can create massive inflation
Massive inflation massive inflation
Who can create massive inflation why JOE BIDEN CAN
Who can gift 20 K to only some
While others paid but only some
Who can gift 20 to only some
To break our constitution
Constituion
Without an act of congress
Act of congress
Why Joe Biden Can
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Black Snake Moan
()
Date: August 27, 2022 10:29PM
Who likes to gag it down , gag it down , gag it down
Smiling like a fool clown ,fool clown , fool clown
I've seen lots of Libs that can
Smiling like a fool clown ,fool clown , fool clown
I've seen lots of Libs that can
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mydicksa Longfellow
()
Date: August 28, 2022 01:39AM
Trump was a cocksucker on day one
It was clear to us all that he'd be fun
He fucked the U.S. right up its butt
Donald J Trump was a bona fide nut
He fellated Kim Jong and sucked Putin off
He made Viktor Orban bend over and cough
Trump disrespected our American core
And sent his thugs thru the Capitol door
Officers Liebengood, Sicknick, and also Smith
Are not here to extend Trump their thanks.
Citizens Babbit, Boyland, Greeson & Philips
Were displeased with all of Trump's pranks
Narcissist Trump now lives in his club
Where he kept his stolen top secrets
The secrets are gone Trump's lawyer did flub
Trump wiil be indicted by Merrit
It was clear to us all that he'd be fun
He fucked the U.S. right up its butt
Donald J Trump was a bona fide nut
He fellated Kim Jong and sucked Putin off
He made Viktor Orban bend over and cough
Trump disrespected our American core
And sent his thugs thru the Capitol door
Officers Liebengood, Sicknick, and also Smith
Are not here to extend Trump their thanks.
Citizens Babbit, Boyland, Greeson & Philips
Were displeased with all of Trump's pranks
Narcissist Trump now lives in his club
Where he kept his stolen top secrets
The secrets are gone Trump's lawyer did flub
Trump wiil be indicted by Merrit
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
6JEKN
()
Date: August 28, 2022 01:52AM
Once upon a midnight dreary
Wanting to dress like a fairy,
I sneaked into my sister's lair
And took some of her underwear.
Now I'm happy every day,
I jack off in her lingerie.
Wanting to dress like a fairy,
I sneaked into my sister's lair
And took some of her underwear.
Now I'm happy every day,
I jack off in her lingerie.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Charlie coco puff
()
Date: August 28, 2022 03:45AM
I love all the ffu macho men
For Eesh I have a big yen
Would love to polish Mahdi’s member
And jerk Gerry off in September
For Eesh I have a big yen
Would love to polish Mahdi’s member
And jerk Gerry off in September
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Trump's a loser
()
Date: August 29, 2022 11:56PM
After Trump lost the White House
He lost the House & Senate too
Trump moved his ass to Florida
Been smoking crack and huffing glue
Trump lost lots of documents
And he lost an ass of weight
But then he gained it back again
Because Trumps the one we hate
He lost the House & Senate too
Trump moved his ass to Florida
Been smoking crack and huffing glue
Trump lost lots of documents
And he lost an ass of weight
But then he gained it back again
Because Trumps the one we hate
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
When does this contest end?
()
Date: August 30, 2022 08:05AM
Oh when oh when is this contest done?
On what fine day is it over?
The poems keep coming and so do I
For I am a mahdi plover
On what fine day is it over?
The poems keep coming and so do I
For I am a mahdi plover
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Forever Poet
()
Date: August 30, 2022 08:16AM
This fine thread will never be done
As long as there is great poetry to be read
And Mahdi loves plowing fun
And Eesh loves to give head
As long as there is great poetry to be read
And Mahdi loves plowing fun
And Eesh loves to give head
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
The poem
()
Date: August 30, 2022 09:52AM
Meade Skelton’s music is great
And his yodeling is good
He performed at Graceland
When no one thought he could
And his yodeling is good
He performed at Graceland
When no one thought he could
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Dementia ass clown Biden
()
Date: August 30, 2022 10:17AM
Biden shit his pants in front of the pope, his son Hunter is addicted to dope. Donald Trump made America great with MAGA the democrats try to ruin America and want to fag ya.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Southern Man
()
Date: August 30, 2022 10:19AM
Meade sings better than Elvis
Please don’t doubt me
I’d like to see Mahdi’s pelvis
And then drink his pee
Please don’t doubt me
I’d like to see Mahdi’s pelvis
And then drink his pee
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Save the goats
()
Date: August 30, 2022 12:50PM
Mary had a little lamb
And Gerry fucked it
And Gerry fucked it
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
TSTC News
()
Date: August 30, 2022 11:28PM
16 lines punk
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Mountain Man Poet
()
Date: August 31, 2022 12:03AM
TSTC News Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> 16 lines punk
We don’t have to follow no stinkin rules, faggot.
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> 16 lines punk
We don’t have to follow no stinkin rules, faggot.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
FFXU Liberal
()
Date: August 31, 2022 01:43AM
Hickory dickory dock.
My wife laughed at my small cock.
She set her eye;
On this young guy.
And put my small stub in a lock.
My wife laughed at my small cock.
She set her eye;
On this young guy.
And put my small stub in a lock.
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Super Libtard
()
Date: August 31, 2022 03:53AM
I am terrified of bibles and guns
Aborting babies is lots of fun
Love Obama and Biden
My small member does lots of ass slidin
Aborting babies is lots of fun
Love Obama and Biden
My small member does lots of ass slidin
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
The ffxu lyrical gangsta
()
Date: August 31, 2022 04:16AM
Doo wha ditty, ditty dum ditty doo
I’m up early and tskin a poo
Do wa ditty, ditty dum ditty doo
And I’m not a dirty Jew
Doo wa ditty ditty dum ditty do
I got no life just Trollin, nothin to do
Doo wa dirty ditty dum ditty do
Time to go to work it’s like a zoo
Do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do
I’m up early and tskin a poo
Do wa ditty, ditty dum ditty doo
And I’m not a dirty Jew
Doo wa ditty ditty dum ditty do
I got no life just Trollin, nothin to do
Doo wa dirty ditty dum ditty do
Time to go to work it’s like a zoo
Do wa ditty ditty dum ditty do
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
Pete Pooper
()
Date: August 31, 2022 06:09AM
Up all night on the groan throne
Nothing to do but shit and moan
Shouldn’t have gone to Tippys Taco
Could really use some Pepto-Bismol
Nothing to do but shit and moan
Shouldn’t have gone to Tippys Taco
Could really use some Pepto-Bismol
Re: Annual FFXU Summer Poetry Contest
Posted by:
toffi
()
Date: August 31, 2022 06:46AM
^^^ Yeats?