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How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: August 18, 2022 05:01AM

Mrs Wentworth and I had a cake, We then danced to a few Belinda Carlisle songs, Later, we discussed Belinda's contribution to the world as the Guardian of the Beat.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: ENNBL ()
Date: August 18, 2022 10:20AM

The day before, I d gone to the neighbor's house & swiped 2 pairs of panties and a bra from her laundry hamper. I put on 1 pair of panties & the bra . Then I took a life size cutout of her & stuck my penis in it & humped & pumped. When I was ready to ejaculate, I pulled it out & gave her a facial. The whole time, I was sniffing my neighbor's used panties.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: ENNBL ()
Date: August 18, 2022 10:21AM

ENNBL Wrote:
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> The day before, I d gone to the neighbor's house &
> swiped 2 pairs of panties and a bra from her
> laundry hamper. I put on 1 pair of panties & the
> bra . Then I took a life size cutout of her &
> stuck my penis in it & humped & pumped. When I
> was ready to ejaculate, I pulled it out & gave her
> a facial. The whole time, I was sniffing my
> neighbor's used panties.


Just to clarify, the life size cutout was of Belinda, not my neighbor.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: August 18, 2022 10:33AM

ENNBL Wrote:
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> ENNBL Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The day before, I d gone to the neighbor's house
> &
> > swiped 2 pairs of panties and a bra from her
> > laundry hamper. I put on 1 pair of panties &
> the
> > bra . Then I took a life size cutout of her &
> > stuck my penis in it & humped & pumped. When I
> > was ready to ejaculate, I pulled it out & gave
> her
> > a facial. The whole time, I was sniffing my
> > neighbor's used panties.
>
>
> Just to clarify, the life size cutout was of
> Belinda, not my neighbor.


That is one way of celebrating her birthday, I guess. Thanks for sharing.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: the real General Mahdi ()
Date: August 18, 2022 10:53AM

yesterday eye just throw on all my old belinda carlisle's records, roll up a fat blunt and just feel all those heavenly sounds enter my eardrum

thanks Reginald....she just doesn't get the credit she deserves as the greatest female artist of all time and you helping to keep her name alive!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/18/2022 10:55AM by the real General Mahdi.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Deshaun ()
Date: August 18, 2022 03:15PM

I listened to Heaven is a place on earth then I experienced some heaven on earth by drinking some Sweet Tea and listening to Meade Skelton.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Makes sense to me... ()
Date: August 18, 2022 03:35PM

Deshaun Wrote:
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> I listened to Heaven is a place on earth then I
> experienced some heaven on earth by drinking some
> Sweet Tea and listening to Meade Skelton.


You must be part of Meade's target demographic...the pre-diabetic crowd,

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Heaven on Earth ()
Date: August 18, 2022 11:43PM

Would be a duet with Belinda and Meade singing Stop Dragging My Heart Around. This would be great to resurrect Belinda’s career by hopping on the Meade Skelton bandwagon as he ascends to the top of music fame after his appearance in Graceland during the year of Meade. There is literally no downside for her

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: upset tummy ()
Date: August 18, 2022 11:47PM

had the shits the entire day. Medical enemas.

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Hey mahdi can u suck my blunt ? ()
Date: August 19, 2022 12:49AM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> yesterday eye just throw on all my old belinda
> carlisle's records, roll up a fat blunt and just
> feel all those heavenly sounds enter my eardrum
>
> thanks Reginald....she just doesn't get the credit
> she deserves as the greatest female artist of all
> time and you helping to keep her name alive!


Faghag

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Belinda Butch Bitch ()
Date: August 19, 2022 01:11AM

You all must enjoy butt sex cuz I domt

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: I jerkd off to an Asian sheboy! ()
Date: August 19, 2022 07:52AM

Damn! Hit the wall behind me!

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Re: How did you celebrate Belinda Carlisle's birthday?
Posted by: Happy birthday ()
Date: August 19, 2022 08:08PM

I masturbated to the drummer. She is fucking hot and I bet she gives great handjobs

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