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This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: No thanks ()
Date: July 04, 2022 07:49PM

I can do basic. All the physical shit. Some asshole yelling in my face all day every day, no problem. The showers and close proximity shitters? Absofuckinglutely not. Gayest shit ever. The toilets without the partition are even gayer than showering with a bunch of dudes. Fuck that.
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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: You Really Think? ()
Date: July 04, 2022 09:49PM

You really think you're going to get your own potty on the fields of Ukraine after you're drafted to fight Russians on behalf of Jews?

Even as a draftee, Blinken's negro man servant Lloyd Austin will make sure that you remember what you're fighting for ......


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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: Wild blue yonder ()
Date: July 04, 2022 10:35PM

So join the Air Force. They get private potties.

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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: You’re the Shy Type ()
Date: July 04, 2022 10:50PM

No thanks Wrote:
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> I can do basic. All the physical shit. Some
> asshole yelling in my face all day every day, no
> problem. The showers and close proximity shitters?
> Absofuckinglutely not. Gayest shit ever. The
> toilets without the partition are even gayer than
> showering with a bunch of dudes. Fuck that.


You want some privacy when you’re sucking cock and taking it up the ass, huh?

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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: American mutts ()
Date: July 04, 2022 10:52PM

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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: Private Boarding School ()
Date: July 05, 2022 07:41AM

I went to a private boarding school. Our shower was a big open room, with 4 shower heads on one wall and three on the opposite wall. There was an opening, to access getting in and out of the shower room, where the 4th shower head could have been mounted.

There was a towel rack right outside of the shower. Basically, you were walking around naked from the time you hung your towel. The toilets had dividers in-between each of them, but no doors and they were facing the sinks.

That was approximately 40 years ago, so I'm sure with all of the soft children these days, everyone has their own space and dividers and doors and curtains, which would have been nice back then!

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Re: This is the number one reason why I’d never join the military
Posted by: Ivy League 2022 ()
Date: July 05, 2022 09:51AM

I lived in a co-ed dorm. All showers had double partitions and a dressing area. None of that guy shit.

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