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Bowels and driving
Posted by: Brown Onion ()
Date: July 02, 2022 02:08PM

I have a disabled version of the Dodge Caravan. Something about driving causes my bowels to have problems. Today I had something crowning outside of my rectum, and midwives weren’t on the phone number provided by my Citizens first cellular phone plan. I had to get home as the dilation happened fast. Thankfully that illegal iguana eater will fix the plumbing. It is very frustrating, and I wish bowels with age didn’t betray us.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 02, 2022 02:39PM

Is your upholstery wrapped up?

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Boiled.Rutabega ()
Date: July 02, 2022 02:40PM

Try adding baby carrots and those little fruit cups to your diet.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: July 02, 2022 05:18PM

Picked up a 8 piece family pack of fried chicken from Roy Rogers. It comes with 4 biscuits and two sides, I picked coleslaw and baked beans. My bowels should be able to handle it all. Happy 4th weekend bib's!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: July 02, 2022 06:53PM

Just ordered 4 supreme pizzas from Papa Johns. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: July 02, 2022 09:45PM

Anybody hear from spring onion lately?

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Craptactular ()
Date: July 02, 2022 10:02PM

He’s around. Recently posted about an obese neighbor and his father up to some hijinx.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: July 03, 2022 06:03AM

Up early and making a six egg omelette with half a bag of frozen hash browns and a pound of bacon. My bowels are going to make quick work of this.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: propel ()
Date: July 03, 2022 06:21AM

drink plenty of water

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: onion powder ()
Date: July 03, 2022 10:15AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> Anybody hear from spring onion lately?


Spring onion last posted on Christmas day. He said he is now a registered nurse working at Saint Mary's hospital in Richmond.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: July 03, 2022 02:22PM

onion powder Wrote:
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> toasted onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody hear from spring onion lately?
>
>
> Spring onion last posted on Christmas day. He said
> he is now a registered nurse working at Saint
> Mary's hospital in Richmond.


That is good news!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Springs onion ()
Date: July 03, 2022 08:46PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are grilling again. They said it’s 4th of July, so they’ll eat what they want. Ribs and burgers cooking, they are both in only their underwear and farting. They are disgusting.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: July 04, 2022 07:29AM

I am trying not to eat out very often with these hi prices everywhere but I really want a few sausage mCmuffins and a few hash browns with a large diet coke. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Oil Onion ()
Date: July 04, 2022 10:35AM

Happy 4th brothers in bowels!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Heavy Bowels ()
Date: July 04, 2022 12:45PM

Think I’ve got a tree stump below.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: July 04, 2022 01:37PM

I tried to get some Popeyes chicken about an hour ago but the place was overrun with black folks. Had to settle for a couple of triple whoppers instead.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Rectal Rooter ()
Date: July 04, 2022 01:59PM

Is OP the rectal mirror guy?

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Polly6789 ()
Date: July 04, 2022 03:36PM

Rectal Rooter Wrote:
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> Is OP the rectal mirror guy?


Yep. Weird man he is.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: red onion class of 2006 ()
Date: July 04, 2022 04:21PM

Howdy B i B people! It haz been a whilest since we has done some comunicatin . I shore doez hope that all yall are havin a good in dependance day an a happy life. I got tha day off taday an yesserday too. Me an some neighbors are havin a cook out in just a few minets . I have been drinkin som Mickeylobe ultra light beerz ice cold.
God bless all yall!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: July 05, 2022 03:47PM

red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
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> Howdy B i B people! It haz been a whilest since we
> has done some comunicatin . I shore doez hope that
> all yall are havin a good in dependance day an a
> happy life. I got tha day off taday an yesserday
> too. Me an some neighbors are havin a cook out in
> just a few minets . I have been drinkin som
> Mickeylobe ultra light beerz ice cold.
> God bless all yall!


Good to hear from you again Red.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: July 08, 2022 05:00AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy hopes that everyone is having a great summer and good bowels!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: July 08, 2022 04:43PM

what up 5am?

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: July 09, 2022 07:18AM

toasted onion Wrote:
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> red onion class of 2006 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Howdy B i B people! It haz been a whilest since
> we
> > has done some comunicatin . I shore doez hope
> that
> > all yall are havin a good in dependance day an
> a
> > happy life. I got tha day off taday an
> yesserday
> > too. Me an some neighbors are havin a cook out
> in
> > just a few minets . I have been drinkin som
> > Mickeylobe ultra light beerz ice cold.
> > God bless all yall!
>
>
> Good to hear from you again Red.


Yes, best wishes Red onion!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: August 09, 2022 04:25AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is having some mechanical problems at his condo and this is causing 5am guy some bowel trouble. 5am guy had to replace his garbage disposal yesterday. It was very difficult for 5am guy to complete this task but 5am guy got it done with some help from youtube. Soon 5am guy will be replacing his washing machine hoses and a light fixture.
5am guy wishes everyone well!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Poopy Fartz. ()
Date: August 09, 2022 04:31AM

Poopy Farts says hi to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz says hi to all the BiBs.

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: Brown Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: August 09, 2022 11:02AM

Poopy Fartz. Wrote:
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> Poopy Farts says hi to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz says
> hi to all the BiBs.
Attachments:
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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: August 10, 2022 03:42PM

Leaving work at 4 and am going to pick up some Panda Express on the way home. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: August 10, 2022 07:27PM












































































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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: August 11, 2022 04:09AM

5am guy says hi to all the BiB's!

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Re: Bowels and driving
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: August 12, 2022 04:47PM

Having a couple rotisserie chickens from Harris Teeter tonite. My bowels got this!

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