I read this in the online version of the Richmon Dispatch-Times


Local Musician arrested on assault charges

Richmond (June 27)Meade skelton a local Richmond musician was arrested today with charges stemming from a June 26th assault during one of his concerts.

Skelton was performing a poorly attended gig at a local coffee house when a man dressed as a clown worked his way up to within inches of the performers nose and blasted a single honk from a bycicle horn directly into his face. Skelton ignored the interloper at first but the clown soon upped the ante. The second man brandished a water bottle and sprayed the plucky entertainer directly in his mouth as he sang into the microphone.

This second act proved too much for Skelton who threw over his piano bench and began to Choke the clown, witnesses said.

"I was trying to read my paper and enjoy my coffee in the corner" One witness reported. "It was bad enough to have this lounge piano singer playing but I dont expect a brouhaha to break out in such a respectable establishment"

another witness reported that, "the clown just stood and stared at first, then dude broke out a horn and went HONK right in his face, Then he squirted him full in the mouth! Dude just lost it and started choking the clown. The manager dude and a server came out and broke it up but it was pretty sketchy"

Richmond city police were dispatched to the scene and both Meade skelton and the unamed other man were arrested and taken to the city court house/jail. No word on wether any charges would be pending from Meade, the clown or indeed the coffee house.

Copyright 2007 The Richmon Dispatch-Times. The information contained in the news report may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or otherwise distributed without the prior written authority.
2007-06-27 14:45:25



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yeah I was there when it happened. Clown walked up and was making requests for songs. I Love To Eat dick (And It Shows) , darkstar, freebyrd etc etc.

Post the link

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No such thing my friend, but pretty funny. I almost wanted to believe it.

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LOL

Are you really that stoned?

Whatever you are on, you need to share with the forum...

You know, if Meade Skelton aka Robert aka musicloverva did not exist, this forum would be kind of quiet...

and id have no one to look longingly at. sometimes I sit outside by myself with Meade on my ipod and wish he were there with me.

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> You know, if Meade Skelton aka Robert aka
> musicloverva did not exist, this forum would be
> kind of quiet...


We would have to go back to Dirk.

When is his next "book" being published? I hope he does another interview with EitM.

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> and id have no one to look longingly at.
> sometimes I sit outside by myself with Meade on my
> ipod and wish he were there with me.


Cute.

Dirk was just way more entertaining than Meade. LOL!

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/25812/page-2.html
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ok which one of you guys dressed as a clown and harrassed Meade at one of his gigs?

Have any charges been filed against Skelton?

Holy Time-Warp - Bat-Man!!!

A Minor Threat



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Apparently Meade isn't "family"

ICP is in tha' houzzz

this is old

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Who bailed him out?

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> You know, if Meade Skelton aka Robert aka
> musicloverva did not exist, this forum would be
> kind of quiet...


These were the days.

Now it is Gerry and the Gerryhater going at it 24/7.

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> ok which one of you guys dressed as a clown and
> harrassed Meade at one of his gigs?


That would have been Eesh.

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> > ok which one of you guys dressed as a clown and
> > harrassed Meade at one of his gigs?
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> That would have been Eesh.

It would have been you, William Moreno, if the events described had actually happened. However the story was not real in the first place.

Of course this story isn't true.

Meade Skeleton is a soft , round sissy, more feminine than most women. He cries when mistreated, but never fights back.

Even Gretchen has more pluck.

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> Of course this story isn't true.
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> Meade Skeleton is a soft , round sissy, more
> feminine than most women. He cries when
> mistreated, but never fights back.
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> Even Gretchen has more pluck.

Of course the story isn't true. However "fighting back" would not have been appropriate in that situation anyway. To his credit, Meade is not violent and abides by the law.

And Meade's level of fitness and body composition varies quite a bit. Whereas some photos show him as round, soft, and pudgy, he appears quite muscular in other photos.

Even when pudgy, he could knock someone out with a swipe of his man-boob.
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> > Of course this story isn't true.
> >
> > Meade Skeleton is a soft , round sissy, more
> > feminine than most women. He cries when
> > mistreated, but never fights back.
> >
> > Even Gretchen has more pluck.
>
> Of course the story isn't true. However "fighting
> back" would not have been appropriate in that
> situation anyway. To his credit, Meade is not
> violent and abides by the law.
>
> And Meade's level of fitness and body composition
> varies quite a bit. Whereas some photos show him
> as round, soft, and pudgy, he appears quite
> muscular in other photos.
>
> Even when pudgy, he could knock someone out with a
> swipe of his man-boob.



It has been at least 10 years since Meade was able to look almost normal by sucking in his gut.

This has been his natural state since then.
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> > Meade Skeleton is a soft , round sissy, more
> > feminine than most women. He cries when
> > mistreated, but never fights back.
> >
> > Even Gretchen has more pluck.
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> Of course the story isn't true. However "fighting
> back" would not have been appropriate in that
> situation anyway. To his credit, Meade is not
> violent and abides by the law.
>

He has threatened to sit on people. Perhaps that is what he is planning to do once his father passes. If he gets thrown in prison, he won't have to worry about getting a job.

This is from 2007 motherfucker. Do you have a life?

Meade has never and will never assault anyone. To his credit he is the best of the lot on Fairfax Underground. The worst thing Meade ever did was spam the forum with his ill-conceived self-promotion threads.

Even those who claim he assaults his eardrums can simply walk away. He won't follow you around like an annoying strolling minstrel. He pretty much announces where he will be and people are free to go and listen or walk away.

Meade is a decent person despite some of his messed-up theological beliefs and I would actually like to see him succeed in his entertainment career.
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> This is from 2007 motherfucker. Do you have a
> life?


12 years ago people here wee making fun of meade!

right in the kisser