Holy shit! We have a fairly new chick at work and she's been pretty quiet but until today. She and I were bitching about the slackers at work and how we don't like other humans and she said she enjoys working with me and that she'd come there full time if she can be on shifts with me. I'm not getting any ideas at all I totally think it's professional. But fuck I checked out her IG and she's a total kink fest lol! I don't know if I should shoot my shot or what. I'd hate to make things awkward but what do I have to lose?!

Does she have big titties? Does she do anal? If yes to either, go for it! Both would be a bonus!

She has handful size tits. Not sure if she does anal. I'm not into that myself.

What is she into? Describe her. If I were you I’d make a move unless she has syphillis or something. What kind of job do you have ? Unless it’s really good you can always quit if it gets too awkward

Kinky Wrote:
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> She has handful size tits. Not sure if she does
> anal. I'm not into that myself.


Sounds like she may be a bit much for a beta male like yourself, but you'll find that out soon enough.

She doesn't have to be super model quality. As long as she's not a Lee Sister, you're really ok. Take your chance. If she's not interested, blow it off. Don't act like it bothers you. Move on.

You might get friend zoned. You might get lucky. I had 3 totally unremarkable chix (5-7) friend zone me. Then there was the 4th. A 6 on a.good day. Small tits. Not a bean pole but not a lot to grab onto, either. 17 years my senior, but definitely interested. SHE LOVED TO FUCK. Don't take me out, don't buy me anything don't bring me anything but your tongue and your dick . And she was an expert at fucking. I don't know how she got all that cum out of me. I didn't know I had that much in me I must have lost at least 10lbs.every time we fucked.

So go for it.

Let’s see her Instagram bro

NVKPX Wrote:
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> She doesn't have to be super model quality. As
> long as she's not a Lee Sister, you're really ok.
> Take your chance. If she's not interested, blow
> it off. Don't act like it bothers you. Move on.
>
> You might get friend zoned. You might get lucky.
> I had 3 totally unremarkable chix (5-7) friend
> zone me. Then there was the 4th. A 6 on a.good
> day. Small tits. Not a bean pole but not a lot
> to grab onto, either. 17 years my senior, but
> definitely interested. SHE LOVED TO FUCK. Don't
> take me out, don't buy me anything don't bring me
> anything but your tongue and your dick . And she
> was an expert at fucking. I don't know how she
> got all that cum out of me. I didn't know I had
> that much in me I must have lost at least
> 10lbs.every time we fucked.
>
> So go for it.


Cool story bro, too bad it didn't happen!

Loser. Wrote:
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> NVKPX Wrote:
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> -----
> > She doesn't have to be super model quality. As
> > long as she's not a Lee Sister, you're really
> ok.
> > Take your chance. If she's not interested,
> blow
> > it off. Don't act like it bothers you. Move
> on.
> >
> > .
> >
> > So go for it.
>
>
> Cool story bro, too bad it didn't happen!


Only a straw felching pickle smoker would shitpost some dumb shit like that.

Post her Instagram Wrote:
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> Let’s see her Instagram bro

I would but I'd rather she not be stalked and harassed by some 41 year old sexually confused fat fuck like eesh. I wouldn't be dragging him to court. I'd be dragging him behind my 4x4

Not happening Wrote:
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> Post her Instagram Wrote:
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> > Let’s see her Instagram bro
>
> I would but I'd rather she not be stalked and
> harassed by some 41 year old sexually confused fat
> fuck like eesh.

But you have no problem telling your story to some 41 year old, sexually confused stalker(s) here on FU?

What a lucky girl to have someone as sweet as you.