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Has anyone used a penis pump before?
Posted by: Pump it up ()
Date: May 25, 2022 10:17AM

Thinking f getting one.

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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before?
Posted by: Rod. ()
Date: May 25, 2022 10:23AM

No my dick is hard like steel. You must be a Democrat.

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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before? Okay
Posted by: Centimeter peter ()
Date: May 25, 2022 10:26AM

Rod. Wrote:
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> No my dick is hard like steel. You must be a
> Democrat.


Studies consistently show that conservatives on average have smaller penises than liberals. Really makes sense when you think about it.

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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before? Okay
Posted by: Long John Silver ()
Date: May 25, 2022 10:36AM

Centimeter peter Wrote:
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> Rod. Wrote:
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> > No my dick is hard like steel. You must be a
> > Democrat.
>
>
> Studies consistently show that conservatives on
> average have smaller penises than liberals. Really
> makes sense when you think about it.

You're confused. Studies have consistently shown that Liberal's are big dick's, but have have tiny shriveled penises.

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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before? Okay
Posted by: They work ! ()
Date: May 25, 2022 10:55AM

Long John Silver Wrote:
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> Centimeter peter Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rod. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > No my dick is hard like steel. You must be a
> > > Democrat.
> >
> >
> > Studies consistently show that conservatives on
> > average have smaller penises than liberals.
> Really
> > makes sense when you think about it.
>
> You're confused. Studies have consistently shown
> that Liberal's are big dick's, but have
> have tiny shriveled penises.
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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before?
Posted by: UM6UL ()
Date: May 25, 2022 02:09PM

Yes & it don't work. I actually had the prob. solved for me. There was this skinny black chick who worked near where I went to college. We saw each other a lot riding our bikes or in this coffee shop. She started talking to me. I didn't think she was doing anything more than being friendly since she's 10 yrs. older than me & I'm white.

She finally just told me what she wanted. I was surprised. She told me she was looking for a white guy who's slightly overweight with small fat fingers. That's me, but why? She said it was a sign of a small penis, which was what she wanted. She said yeah, the vagina 's flexible but these BBCs & other pussy splitters are still painful. Besides, she'd heard nobody could eat pussy like a white boy. I told her I didn't know if I could even do that since I was a virgin. Yup, I was an incel loser alright.

Anyhow I went with her. Us white boys must be naturals at pussy eating b|c she was flopping all over the bed & damn near broke my neck a couple of times when she clamped her legs around it. It's only gotten better. Even though my penis is small, she's tight as all. She wants to get married when I finish school.

So what you do is find a skinny black chick. She'll be happy to get your small penis.

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Re: Has anyone used a penis pump before?
Posted by: Austin Powers ()
Date: May 25, 2022 02:21PM

No.

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