Most people take shits because they have to, I do because it's my life
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Date: May 24, 2022 11:17PM
I don't just shit as a regular bodily function, I shit because I LOVE it. I consider myself a hobbyist when it comes to taking a dump, if there is such a thing. I take taking a shit seriously. I have a custom made toilet seat with a built in cushion. I go through probably 8 tubes of Preparation H a year. I have a Youtube channel dedicated to shitting (more subscribers and views than Meade Skelton) and I even have a sponsorship deal with a competitor to Metamucil.
I consume about 4,000 calories a day for my shitting hobby and also work out a lot so that I have a lot to shit out. I love taking dumps. It's my life. That Brown Onion faggot's got nothing on me.
You shit due to the "call of nature"? I do it because it's my actual calling.
We. Are. Not. The Same.