Most people take shits because they have to, I do because it's my life

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Most people take shits because they have to, I do because it's my life

Posted by: Dump Fan ()

Date: May 24, 2022 11:17PM

I don't just shit as a regular bodily function, I shit because I LOVE it. I consider myself a hobbyist when it comes to taking a dump, if there is such a thing. I take taking a shit seriously. I have a custom made toilet seat with a built in cushion. I go through probably 8 tubes of Preparation H a year. I have a Youtube channel dedicated to shitting (more subscribers and views than Meade Skelton) and I even have a sponsorship deal with a competitor to Metamucil.

I consume about 4,000 calories a day for my shitting hobby and also work out a lot so that I have a lot to shit out. I love taking dumps. It's my life. That Brown Onion faggot's got nothing on me.

You shit due to the "call of nature"? I do it because it's my actual calling.

We. Are. Not. The Same.

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Re: Most people take shits because they have to, I do because it's my life

Posted by: Billy Burrito ()

Date: May 24, 2022 11:35PM

I eat at Tippys Taco everyday and I bet I shit more in one morning than you do all day.

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Re: Most people take shits because they have to, I do because it's my life

Posted by: WHHTY ()

Date: May 25, 2022 02:44PM

Gotta take a shit
Gotta take a shit
Up where the wind blows
(Wind blows)
Gotta take a shit
Gotta take a shit
Up where the grass grows
(Grass grows)
So relaxing to take a shit!
So please oh please DON'T resist it.
When you gotta take a shit
Just GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
Go take it NOW!

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