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Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: Shitting sucks ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:15PM

I’m not liking old age, shitting and assholes are bad.
And I’m not even gay, what happens to gays after getting plowed every day

U know there’s got to be a better way, god isn’t perfect

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: the real General Mahdi ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:19PM

god is perfect, you just eat bullshit ass food

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: Awd ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:21PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> god is perfect, you just eat bullshit ass food


When u are perfect, he would’ve figured us sinners are eating fast foods a couple times a week

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: the real General Mahdi ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:30PM

we are supposed to be god...we could still be, but most are not and that is generally why we eat poor food choices...

allow me to momentarily think like a religious person and say god is a he and is separate from us...he still gave us remarkable abilities to live off the worst food choices

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:39PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> we are supposed to be god...we could still be, but
> most are not and that is generally why we eat poor
> food choices...
>
> allow me to momentarily think like a religious
> person and say god is a he and is separate from
> us...he still gave us remarkable abilities to live
> off the worst food choices


And then, God had to really fuck it up by allowing Fairfax Underground to continue well beyond the expiration date.


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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: Dump Fan ()
Date: May 24, 2022 03:43PM

Are you joking? I love taking shits. It’s a hobby of mine. I shit for the recreation.

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: .......... ()
Date: May 24, 2022 04:35PM

I hate shitting most when im on lsd

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Re: Couldn’t god have created a better way to rid ur body of waste?
Posted by: Bad news ()
Date: May 24, 2022 08:00PM

Every time I eat at Tippy Tacos I have to shit ten times. But it’s worth it! Their food is delicious!

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