Donald John Trump, Jr.
Don Jr. 2024 - Making America Greater One Generation at a Time
My Most Sincere Oath to Each of You: I Am Fully Committed to being My Daddy's Bitch
I will complete the wall on the south border.
I promise to assign each illegal alien a 'red card', effectively registering them and permanently enslaving them in agricultural field work.
The Joint Chiefs of Staff of the United States will be replaced with: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael. (This is at the request of Eric, Secretary of Defense.)
Tiffany will be my Secretary of Women
Barron will be my Drug czar.
Daddy will serve as Press Secretary.