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Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Taster’s choice
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Date: May 06, 2022 10:36PM
I have.
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Tooth brush games
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Date: May 06, 2022 10:40PM
Taster’s choice Wrote:
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> I have.
I tooth the unused side of a tooth brush and slowly worked in ass.
I think it was phone sex, or we’ll that’s another story, I forget
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> I have.
I tooth the unused side of a tooth brush and slowly worked in ass.
I think it was phone sex, or we’ll that’s another story, I forget
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Wow eesh
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Date: May 06, 2022 10:47PM
Fuck no dude. I can't even stand the smell of my own shit! WTF is wrong with you?!
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Jews 101 - A Lesson
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Date: May 07, 2022 12:23AM
Wow eesh Wrote:
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> Fuck no dude. I can't even stand the smell of my
> own shit! WTF is wrong with you?!
Jew, dude. Jew. You have to understand the depraved mind of the Jew and the methods of war that the Jews use against all non-Jews. First thing to recognize is that Jews have 3 major obsessions:
1. Abortion
2. Ass licking, or some variation thereof
3. Masturbation
All are reflections of the extreme depravity of the empty, soulless parasite mind of the Jew.
Will Americans ever learn?
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> Fuck no dude. I can't even stand the smell of my
> own shit! WTF is wrong with you?!
Jew, dude. Jew. You have to understand the depraved mind of the Jew and the methods of war that the Jews use against all non-Jews. First thing to recognize is that Jews have 3 major obsessions:
1. Abortion
2. Ass licking, or some variation thereof
3. Masturbation
All are reflections of the extreme depravity of the empty, soulless parasite mind of the Jew.
Will Americans ever learn?
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
VYEMG
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Date: May 07, 2022 12:45AM
No.
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
34ygh34
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Date: May 07, 2022 02:50AM
QuoteAction Jackson
(You may call me Jaxx)
Gerrymanderer2 (G2, the OP original poster or spammer just above, perhaps both) posts several lies on ffu daily - many think he's a fx co gov worker who is getting paid to do it for false DNC democrat "advertising". He floods ffu with useless posts to bump down major news, demoralize americans. G2 posts fecal matter, mutilated bodies, child porn, foreign drug ads and sneaker ads, tells people to kill themselves and government should seize them and put them on psych pills in prison without a trial - decided by DNC democrats gov workers, promotes kangaroo courthouse trials, gives anti-religious rants, gives satanic ritual rants, posts black males with large dicks on white young females, portends white low birth rate and fall of USA whites, suggestive of food tampering/poisoning to solve the white problem, and anything possible to demoralize any americans on ffu - all of which are fake news he never responds to proofs it is fake. (perhaps g2 is a chinese prisoner or isis member - but definitely knowledgeable of fx co gov from the inside at times). The website operator has told him "not to post or return" (in an existing post by the sysop): not because of a political leaning but for continual illegal and gross spam along with messages that are only to demoralize if not kill others. G2 plays at financial terrorism as well; continually reporting fake and false financial data. G2 fakes emergency pleas to deaden the real response to any real one - like a devil. G2 continually spams FFU - which all users complain of: it is a real DoS attack - the attacks are not just topic bumps but designed to inject key words to kill ffu and google search results. G2 continually promotes drug use, alcoholic experimentation, and tries to convince members to meet hookers using photos from the 1990's (i doubt any that did are not arrested or dead). G2 continually posts racist posts and gay posts egging others to comment - then attacks who does - AND RECORDS IT (likely for political extortion). G2 and dems MONITOR AND RECORD* "conservatives who blast out these democrat lies and illegal abuse of telephone privilege (sometimes in a raw manner, being so jaded by the job)" (users who object to G2's actions listed so far). One ffu member discovered a south american country recording FFU databasing all posts in a non-chat database format - and when questioned - another member quickly said it was all coincidence and that this was done everywhere in the world on all sites: WHICH IS A LIE. Not all countries record the every word of what fairfaxians say on blogs. Extortion is also mentioned by G2. And the idea he's fishing for comments he can use against anyone who'd run for office is "just assume he's in that business" - and i've warned others that is what he fishes for - excuses to attack conservatives and or to extort them.
SOME POSTERS ON FFU FEEL G2 IS A JOKER: I ASSURE YOU THE ABOVE COMPLAINTS ARE GENUINELY A THREAT TO ONLOOKERS (THE UN-INTIATED), NON-DEMOCRATS, AND TO ANYONE STATING THAT LAWS SHOULD BE IMPOSED ON DEMOCRATS EQUALLY AS DEMOCRATS IMPOSE THEM ON OTHERS: MONEY
LEGAL NOTICE: DEMOCRATS HAVE `SWATTED' THE HOMES OF SOME FFU POSTS WHO REFUTE G2 AND CALL DEMS OUT ON THEFT AND LIES - AND EXPOSE THE LAWS THEY COULD BE PROSECUTED FOR BREACH OF TRUST. THAT'S A CONFIRMED WITNESSED FACT. IT IS NO JOKE WHAT G2 IS DOING. HIS CONTINUAL FISHING IS NOT IDLE - THEY ARE TRIGGERED AND ARMED. which i've warned others about since, about 2010 - that G2 is fishing for men to "erase" politically, by any means available to him
G2 has now been wimpering that anti-G2 posts are "unfair" and that users who protest G2 should be blocked, SWATTED (see above), and forced on medications (see above), and that "someone else is G2". However - do not let the vicious foreign attacker fool you into your death our out of your community: G2 has been active since exactly the beginning of 2017 "hillary has already won the election" set of lies and has only DOUBLED spam recently - yes the suicide taunting of others, false information, and all else listed above. He is not wimpering for help he has doubled the spam and vicious attacks (or they, communist/facist using federal money. I pinned him correctly when I began this warning post.
DROP DEAD G2
GO BACK TO HELL G2. YOU ARE EXPOSED.
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Liberal Democrat
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Date: May 07, 2022 10:32AM
No, But I stick my tongue as far up my boyfriends ass as far as it will go while stroking my own cock. Does that count for something?
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Friday night
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Date: November 26, 2022 01:06AM
I’m doing that right now. Feels really nice.
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Toes
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Date: November 26, 2022 01:31AM
When I sit at my desk at work I tuck my legs under my skirt and insert my toes up my ass. It feels nice to wiggle them around. I occasionally go to happy hour after work and pick up guys and tell them I have a fetish for having my toes sucked. Only once did a guy mention the special taste and he went right back to sucking after he said something.
Re: Do you ever stick your fingers up your as deep as you can then suck on them to see what your ass tastes like?
Posted by:
Flexibility
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Date: November 26, 2022 09:21AM
Toes Wrote:
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> When I sit at my desk at work I tuck my legs under
> my skirt and insert my toes up my ass. It feels
> nice to wiggle them around. I occasionally go to
> happy hour after work and pick up guys and tell
> them I have a fetish for having my toes sucked.
> Only once did a guy mention the special taste and
> he went right back to sucking after he said
> something.
Flexible Office Girl- you sound like my kind of woman. I love sucking womens toes and eating their ass. Do you have big titties? What are you doing tonight?
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> When I sit at my desk at work I tuck my legs under
> my skirt and insert my toes up my ass. It feels
> nice to wiggle them around. I occasionally go to
> happy hour after work and pick up guys and tell
> them I have a fetish for having my toes sucked.
> Only once did a guy mention the special taste and
> he went right back to sucking after he said
> something.
Flexible Office Girl- you sound like my kind of woman. I love sucking womens toes and eating their ass. Do you have big titties? What are you doing tonight?