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Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: April 26, 2022 07:47AM

His defense secretary and state department secretary in Ukraine. Ukraine handling Russian aggression. Our jobless rate at 4%. Our economy in great shape. Banning ghost guns. Biden’s administration is wonderful and it’s nice having a normal individual with good bowels at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave again.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Ponce de la Throne ()
Date: April 26, 2022 10:20AM

Strong bowels are an oft neglected asset to armies and nations.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Hambeast Onion-King of Shit! ()
Date: April 26, 2022 10:27AM

woooo
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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: yummy za ()
Date: April 26, 2022 11:45AM

me an girlfriend ate all of large ray's famous special at nyc restaraunt last week. we slept for 9 hours after. dc bus to nyc sucks.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: April 26, 2022 11:54AM

On my way to IHOP for lunch. My bowels can handle it.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Moises Anus ()
Date: April 26, 2022 01:35PM

Biden’s memory problems aren’t the issue then ?

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: April 27, 2022 04:49AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guys company is short on help and 5am guy is having to work 12 hour shifts again. 5am guy is not happy about this and it is causing 5am guy to have digestive issues.
5am guy hopes that all the bib's are doing okay.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: wdfth ()
Date: April 27, 2022 05:00AM

lol, lol!

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Brandon’s Stupidity ()
Date: April 27, 2022 10:08AM

wdfth Wrote:
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> lol, lol!


Agree stupid. Biden is the worst president this nation has ever had. The man has no clue.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Senile obviously ()
Date: April 27, 2022 02:51PM

Brandon’s Stupidity Wrote:
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> wdfth Wrote:
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> > lol, lol!
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>
> Agree stupid. Biden is the worst president this
> nation has ever had. The man has no clue.


His wife is basically the president.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Spring Onion! ()
Date: April 27, 2022 06:15PM

President Biden reminds me of my Uncle Ernie, who used to have sword fights with my stools as we hid in the closet at family get togethers.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: April 27, 2022 08:13PM

things are okay

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Boosted Onion ()
Date: April 28, 2022 06:38PM

A trip to Tippys for enchiladas. My bowels got this!

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Pol pot ()
Date: April 28, 2022 07:34PM

Biden doesn’t know who he is. If anyone saw Pelosi today it’s obvious the democrats are old people.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Stool sample ()
Date: April 28, 2022 07:38PM

Spring Onion! Wrote:
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> President Biden reminds me of my Uncle Ernie, who
> used to have sword fights with my stools as we hid
> in the closet at family get togethers.


Sticking your dick in stools is like anal sex.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: April 28, 2022 09:10PM

Stool sample Wrote:
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> Spring Onion! Wrote:
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> > President Biden reminds me of my Uncle Ernie,
> who
> > used to have sword fights with my stools as we
> hid
> > in the closet at family get togethers.
>
>
> Sticking your dick in stools is like anal sex.

Boys will be boys...
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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Marcel Onion ()
Date: April 29, 2022 11:56AM

Going to Taco Bell, and then DQ for dessert. Going to let my bowels know who’s in charge.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: April 29, 2022 04:49PM

I left work early and picked up a whole honeybaked ham and lots of biscuits. My bowels will be hating life this weekend!

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: April 30, 2022 06:34AM

boiled. onion Wrote:
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> I left work early and picked up a whole honeybaked
> ham and lots of biscuits. My bowels will be hating
> life this weekend!

Maybe you should try some fruit and oatmeal instead.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: pinapple ()
Date: April 30, 2022 06:54AM

Try including a portion of baby carrots with your meals.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: April 30, 2022 08:55AM

This morning I made two big omelets stuffed with honey baked ham and sharp cheddar cheese, used 8 eggs total and a half a bag of Giant brand shredded potatoes. My bowels can handle it!

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: Boy Howdy Onion ()
Date: April 30, 2022 11:43AM

boiled. onion Wrote:
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> This morning I made two big omelets stuffed with
> honey baked ham and sharp cheddar cheese, used 8
> eggs total and a half a bag of Giant brand
> shredded potatoes. My bowels can handle it!
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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: April 30, 2022 01:07PM

pinapple Wrote:
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> Try including a portion of baby carrots with your
> meals.

That is good advice.

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Re: Biden’s Bowels Win
Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: May 03, 2022 05:00AM

5am guy says hi to everyone!

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