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Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: Ricky Rhymes ()
Date: February 26, 2022 11:38AM

Pork chops, my friends, are a most succulent fare
Deliciously juicy, a meal for a man.
I see a fine cut and have to stop and stare.
Some like the fat trimmed; I cannot understand
The desire for dried out meat on the bone,
Perhaps with some bland, steamed veggies on the side.
So here is to everyone who's alone -
Satisfy that craving that you so often hide,
Enjoy pork chops slowly sauteed in butter
Knowing it will be a delectable feast.
Beware though, the health conscious crowd would sputter
But do not let this bother you in the least:

Lean meat costs more and is less satisfying,
A juicy pork chop is more gratifying.

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: Porkie ()
Date: February 26, 2022 11:51AM

Uh, no....

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: Porkie ()
Date: February 26, 2022 02:07PM

I am a cop
I like pork chops

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: Pork poem ()
Date: February 26, 2022 10:44PM

I am a gay man who loves to eat pork
I like to go to gloryholes where other guy suck my dork

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: Poet Poofter ()
Date: February 26, 2022 11:17PM

I wanna ram my pork up your rump
Then suck your little stump

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: fried chicken ()
Date: February 27, 2022 04:36PM

Fried chicken, a food I love in my mouth.

Fried chicken, a common food in the south.

Fried chicken, you taste is extremely good.

Fried chicken, I will love you like I should.

Fried chicken, so crispy, so very brown.

Fried chicken, will always want you around.

Fried chicken, you make my world so perfect.

Fried chicken, I love your sweet sound effect.

Fried chicken, I see you I'm excited.

Fried chicken, hope we're never divided.

Fried chicken, your love is so very sweet.

Fried chicken, my favorite crispy meat.

Fried chicken, will always be in my heart.

Fried chicken, our love will not grow apart.

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Re: Pork Chop poetry
Posted by: @ crying now ()
Date: May 23, 2023 07:18AM

fried chicken Wrote:
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> Fried chicken, a food I love in my mouth.
>
> Fried chicken, a common food in the south.
>
> Fried chicken, you taste is extremely good.
>
> Fried chicken, I will love you like I should.
>
> Fried chicken, so crispy, so very brown.
>
> Fried chicken, will always want you around.
>
> Fried chicken, you make my world so perfect.
>
> Fried chicken, I love your sweet sound effect.
>
> Fried chicken, I see you I'm excited.
>
> Fried chicken, hope we're never divided.
>
> Fried chicken, your love is so very sweet.
>
> Fried chicken, my favorite crispy meat.
>
> Fried chicken, will always be in my heart.
>
> Fried chicken, our love will not grow apart.

Just wonderful!

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