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Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: Cremation ()
Date: January 29, 2022 06:02PM

It's cheaper to just set you on fire and toss you in the river

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Re: Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: he needs to be buried ()
Date: January 29, 2022 07:00PM

so people can poop on his grave

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Re: Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: His family is too poor for that ()
Date: January 30, 2022 11:28PM

He's going to donate his body to science so they can see how damaged his brain is and how Covid effects fat cells

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Re: Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: Drew Carey ()
Date: January 30, 2022 11:38PM

I thought he was going to be buried at a Veterans cemetery.

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Re: Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: Amazondotcom ()
Date: January 30, 2022 11:38PM

PERFECT TIMING YALL WE JUST "LAUNCHED" PRIME FUNERALS WHERE WE LAUNCH YO DEAD ASS INTO SPACE

Your body will serve as food for future explorations as daddy Bezos looks for space punani

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Re: Hey eesh where do you want to be buried?
Posted by: You are funny as fuck ()
Date: January 30, 2022 11:41PM

Amazondotcom Wrote:
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> PERFECT TIMING YALL WE JUST "LAUNCHED" PRIME
> FUNERALS WHERE WE LAUNCH YO DEAD ASS INTO SPACE

Lol thanks for the laugh

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