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How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: Start thinking ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:00PM

Will they have good things to say about you? No

Who will you leave your stuff to? No one

Who will carry your coffin? Nobody

Or take possession of your ashes? ...

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: Real Rick ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:05PM

I absolutely hate funerals. I don’t even plan to attend my own.

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: I told my people ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:10PM

Burn me in the back and flush me down the toilet

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: No joke.... ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:14PM

I told my people Wrote:
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> Burn me in the back and flush me down the toilet

I'm looking into being composted...

Seriously...



https://youtu.be/_LJSEZ_pl3Y

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: Björn ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:15PM

I told me people to put me on a small wooden boat surrounded by some of my possessions, burn me and put me out to sea so I can go to vallhalla

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: Donate me ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:19PM

No joke.... Wrote:
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> I told my people Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Burn me in the back and flush me down the
> toilet
>
> I'm looking into being composted...
>
> Seriously...


I was thinking about the tree thing or body to science.

I know I have some form of brain damage.

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: Aubrey degray ()
Date: January 24, 2022 09:25PM

I don’t need to worry about a funeral or retirement for a very long time. I’m going to live to at least 300. Radical life extension technology is only about 20 years away.

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Re: How many people will be at your funeral?
Posted by: GW ()
Date: January 25, 2022 10:25AM

ZERO

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