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My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Jewish poon enjoyer
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:11PM
You gotta do what you gotta do for Jewish pussy.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Jewish poon enjoyer
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:12PM
God damn you auto correct. I meant to type Double D’s.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Taint sniffer
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:15PM
Weird it would auto correct to D’Souza.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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btlpu
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:23PM
I used to have a coke dealer named Bhijan that had a jewish sister with DDs. Anyone know whatever happened to him? He won't answer my texts for the last few years.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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death trap
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:31PM
Don't fall for it son. Jewish women will end you. They're totally find to fuck and date but whatever you do, don't marry one. They'll only spread their legs occasionally the first 4-5 years to procreate. After that, their legs shut, and will never open again. You also will have no say in the financials of the household. It ain't worth it.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Caller of BS
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:36PM
Post some pictures of those big titties or you’re lying.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Rabbi Hook-Nose
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:42PM
Fake news. No Jewish girls have double D’s.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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Dated a Jewish Girl
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Date: January 23, 2022 10:51PM
So several years ago before I got married I dated a Jewish girl. We met at work, and were attracted to each other. She insisted it be on the down low because of her family, who would not approve of her dating a gentile. I was just going to say fuck it, and ignore her. But she had big titties, was always horny, and gave great blowjobs. What I found out is Jewish guys don’t like to eat pussy or give their women anal. Their loss my gain! Oi vey!
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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He was kilt
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Date: January 23, 2022 11:39PM
btlpu Wrote:
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> I used to have a coke dealer named Bhijan that had
> a jewish sister with DDs. Anyone know whatever
> happened to him? He won't answer my texts for the
> last few years.
So, some bad news about that . . . . .
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> I used to have a coke dealer named Bhijan that had
> a jewish sister with DDs. Anyone know whatever
> happened to him? He won't answer my texts for the
> last few years.
So, some bad news about that . . . . .
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
Posted by:
er
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Date: January 24, 2022 12:46AM
Rabbi Hook-Nose Wrote:
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> Fake news. No Jewish girls have double D’s.
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> Fake news. No Jewish girls have double D’s.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
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9GWND
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Date: January 24, 2022 01:41AM
death trap Wrote:
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> Don't fall for it son. Jewish women will end you.
> They're totally find to fuck and date but whatever
> you do, don't marry one. They'll only spread their
> legs occasionally the first 4-5 years to
> procreate. After that, their legs shut, and will
> never open again. You also will have no say in the
> financials of the household. It ain't worth it.
You can marry one if you're a got & put your foot down when she starts to mention marriage.
Mine was a widow, a few years older than me, 2 kids from 1st marriage. I started with the issue I knew would be the hardest. I insisted our kids, if any, would be raised Catholic. She could continue to raise the 2 from the previous marriage as Jews, that was only fair. But ours would be raised Catholic. Oh no. She & her mother weren't having any of that. So I walked. She came crying, OK. We'll raise our kids Catholic.
Rule #2. Keep a Kosher house if you want, I won't bring pork in there or eat cheeseburgers there, but when we're out, if I want bacon & eggs or a pepperoni pizza, I am having it. Oh no! I can't even be at the same table with that. OK, bye! She came crying again. OK, but only when we're out. Not in. My house , not in my relatives house, and your relatives don't serve it to my 2 kids. Right. Reasonable.
Rule #3-The sex is the best I've ever had. It continues that way after we're married. Those legs & lips & arms open on request & with no grumbling, headaches or I'm tired. Why would you say anything like that? B|C I know enough Jewish guys in their 30s & I know why they act like they do. They're the most frustrated bastards out there. It's not happening to me. Well if that's the way you think of me.. BYE! NO! WAIT! OK, OK..... Remember, I'm holding you to it. Yes, I'll keep eating your pussy, even while Auntie Flow is here. Yes, I'll do you in the butt (I really don't like anal, but WTF. If it makes her happy).
Rule #4-I'm not giving up my pipe ( tobacco). I smoke it after dinner. I smoke it when I'm having a beer or 2. Other than that, I don't smoke it. No, I'm not going outside. OK,Ok, don't get up & walk.
Rule #5-Run the house any way you like, but don't keep coming to me with your hand out & not expect me to ask Why. Don't dictate to me, either.
Rule #6-The '48 Ford rag top STAYS. This is NOT a subject for debate, discussion or questions. It STAYS. DON'T even DREAM about getting rid of it. THAT is grounds for divorce. Boohoohoo. You love that old car more than me. Boohoohoo. Oh, 1 more thing,.
Rule #7-Crying is blackmail. I HATE blackmail. If you want to turn on the waterworks, go see your mother. That's why married women stay in touch with their mothers. Cry all you like, the car STAYS.
Now. Do you want me to buy an engagement ring, or should I update my dating site profile?
She told me to buy the ring. We've been married 2 years. She's had a boy. She's kept her word.
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> Don't fall for it son. Jewish women will end you.
> They're totally find to fuck and date but whatever
> you do, don't marry one. They'll only spread their
> legs occasionally the first 4-5 years to
> procreate. After that, their legs shut, and will
> never open again. You also will have no say in the
> financials of the household. It ain't worth it.
You can marry one if you're a got & put your foot down when she starts to mention marriage.
Mine was a widow, a few years older than me, 2 kids from 1st marriage. I started with the issue I knew would be the hardest. I insisted our kids, if any, would be raised Catholic. She could continue to raise the 2 from the previous marriage as Jews, that was only fair. But ours would be raised Catholic. Oh no. She & her mother weren't having any of that. So I walked. She came crying, OK. We'll raise our kids Catholic.
Rule #2. Keep a Kosher house if you want, I won't bring pork in there or eat cheeseburgers there, but when we're out, if I want bacon & eggs or a pepperoni pizza, I am having it. Oh no! I can't even be at the same table with that. OK, bye! She came crying again. OK, but only when we're out. Not in. My house , not in my relatives house, and your relatives don't serve it to my 2 kids. Right. Reasonable.
Rule #3-The sex is the best I've ever had. It continues that way after we're married. Those legs & lips & arms open on request & with no grumbling, headaches or I'm tired. Why would you say anything like that? B|C I know enough Jewish guys in their 30s & I know why they act like they do. They're the most frustrated bastards out there. It's not happening to me. Well if that's the way you think of me.. BYE! NO! WAIT! OK, OK..... Remember, I'm holding you to it. Yes, I'll keep eating your pussy, even while Auntie Flow is here. Yes, I'll do you in the butt (I really don't like anal, but WTF. If it makes her happy).
Rule #4-I'm not giving up my pipe ( tobacco). I smoke it after dinner. I smoke it when I'm having a beer or 2. Other than that, I don't smoke it. No, I'm not going outside. OK,Ok, don't get up & walk.
Rule #5-Run the house any way you like, but don't keep coming to me with your hand out & not expect me to ask Why. Don't dictate to me, either.
Rule #6-The '48 Ford rag top STAYS. This is NOT a subject for debate, discussion or questions. It STAYS. DON'T even DREAM about getting rid of it. THAT is grounds for divorce. Boohoohoo. You love that old car more than me. Boohoohoo. Oh, 1 more thing,.
Rule #7-Crying is blackmail. I HATE blackmail. If you want to turn on the waterworks, go see your mother. That's why married women stay in touch with their mothers. Cry all you like, the car STAYS.
Now. Do you want me to buy an engagement ring, or should I update my dating site profile?
She told me to buy the ring. We've been married 2 years. She's had a boy. She's kept her word.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
Posted by:
9vlcj
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Date: January 24, 2022 11:45AM
@ Jewish poon enjoyer
Most Jewish women who sport DDs have the hips to match. Not an issue for some, but it may be a problem if you are into scrawny assed bitches. And if you think attending a bar mitzvah is a big sacrifice you are in for a rocky relationship.
@9GWND
Widow with two kids. Its an apples and oranges comparison. Jewish or Gentile, when women pass a certain age, usually around 35, or when they have a divorce or a couple of kids on their resume they tend to become more flexible and accommodating in choosing their partners. If you'd made the same demands of your Jewish Princess when she was 25 with no kids, she would probably have told you to take a hike. Plus remember that with women there is no such thing as a permanent settlement until you die. Today's compromise is just the starting point for tomorrow's fight.
Most Jewish women who sport DDs have the hips to match. Not an issue for some, but it may be a problem if you are into scrawny assed bitches. And if you think attending a bar mitzvah is a big sacrifice you are in for a rocky relationship.
@9GWND
Widow with two kids. Its an apples and oranges comparison. Jewish or Gentile, when women pass a certain age, usually around 35, or when they have a divorce or a couple of kids on their resume they tend to become more flexible and accommodating in choosing their partners. If you'd made the same demands of your Jewish Princess when she was 25 with no kids, she would probably have told you to take a hike. Plus remember that with women there is no such thing as a permanent settlement until you die. Today's compromise is just the starting point for tomorrow's fight.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
Posted by:
9GWND
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Date: January 24, 2022 01:42PM
9vlcj Wrote:
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> @9GWND
> Widow with two kids. Its an apples and oranges
> comparison. Jewish or Gentile, when women pass a
> certain age, usually around 35, or when they have
> a divorce or a couple of kids on their resume they
> tend to become more flexible and accommodating in
> choosing their partners. If you'd made the same
> demands of your Jewish Princess when she was 25
> with no kids, she would probably have told you to
> take a hike. Plus remember that with women there
> is no such thing as a permanent settlement until
> you die. Today's compromise is just the starting
> point for tomorrow's fight.
Yeah, her 34, me 22 when we first met. She still had it then & still got it now. Now her 37, me 25, married 2 years, 1 kid of our own, she wants another 1. She's kept up her part of the deal & I've kept up mine. Orthodox, too. Yeah, she broke every damned rule when she was dating me, but as a practicing Catholic, I broke a few myself.
Her tree wouldn't do it, but we found a Conservative rabbi who would perform the marriage. That got me in trouble with my church, but even my church understands it's her choice where the marriage ceremony happens.
She wears makeup, which is a no no for Orthodox, but not at Temple or other occasions. She uses it about half the time when we go to her parents or relatives.
She did try to raise the subject of the car once. I shut it off REAL fast. I saw the first tear & asked her if she wanted a ride to Mommy's house. She dropped the subject.
Yeah, at 25, she wouldn't have even thought of marrying me. Actually, a lot of Orthodox women have BEEN married by that age. Her 1st marriage was arranged, but her parents insisted she go to coll.. She was married right out of coll.
If there'd been a chance, yeah, she wouldda let me walk & Idda kept walking, too. It seems even the Orthodox Jews make some allowance for widows, as most of her family's accepted me, even if some of them don't like it. They really don't like it that any kids we have, even girls, are going to be raised Catholic.
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>
> @9GWND
> Widow with two kids. Its an apples and oranges
> comparison. Jewish or Gentile, when women pass a
> certain age, usually around 35, or when they have
> a divorce or a couple of kids on their resume they
> tend to become more flexible and accommodating in
> choosing their partners. If you'd made the same
> demands of your Jewish Princess when she was 25
> with no kids, she would probably have told you to
> take a hike. Plus remember that with women there
> is no such thing as a permanent settlement until
> you die. Today's compromise is just the starting
> point for tomorrow's fight.
Yeah, her 34, me 22 when we first met. She still had it then & still got it now. Now her 37, me 25, married 2 years, 1 kid of our own, she wants another 1. She's kept up her part of the deal & I've kept up mine. Orthodox, too. Yeah, she broke every damned rule when she was dating me, but as a practicing Catholic, I broke a few myself.
Her tree wouldn't do it, but we found a Conservative rabbi who would perform the marriage. That got me in trouble with my church, but even my church understands it's her choice where the marriage ceremony happens.
She wears makeup, which is a no no for Orthodox, but not at Temple or other occasions. She uses it about half the time when we go to her parents or relatives.
She did try to raise the subject of the car once. I shut it off REAL fast. I saw the first tear & asked her if she wanted a ride to Mommy's house. She dropped the subject.
Yeah, at 25, she wouldn't have even thought of marrying me. Actually, a lot of Orthodox women have BEEN married by that age. Her 1st marriage was arranged, but her parents insisted she go to coll.. She was married right out of coll.
If there'd been a chance, yeah, she wouldda let me walk & Idda kept walking, too. It seems even the Orthodox Jews make some allowance for widows, as most of her family's accepted me, even if some of them don't like it. They really don't like it that any kids we have, even girls, are going to be raised Catholic.
Re: My Jewish date who has double D’Souza dragged me to go to her little brother’s bar mitzvah
Posted by:
Marcus
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Date: June 15, 2022 11:25AM
If you do not take into account the specific case then the national acquaintance is a good chance to find your rich sugar momma. I know young guys who pulled out a lucky card using online resources to search. No one can say how the relationship will be, but for some reason and will not use his chance.