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The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: Saharan ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:11PM

You could say, it’s been awhile.

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: You Make Me Sick ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:13PM

And the last time you banged Caitlyn Jenner, she was a man.

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: You could be my wife ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:17PM

Fortunately for me, I have fucked about 10 different women since then!
Women, give your man sex or they will find it somewhere else! Just sayin'!

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: Purchase ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:22PM

You could be my wife Wrote:
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> Fortunately for me, I have fucked about 10
> different women since then!
> Women, give your man sex or they will find it
> somewhere else! Just sayin'!


It’s easy to rack up a body count like that when you’re paying for it.

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: You could be my wife ()
Date: January 21, 2022 12:33PM

AND..... I have never paid to have sex, in my life!

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: January 21, 2022 07:04PM

Saharan Wrote:
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> You could say, it’s been awhile.

You lucky bastard! The last time I had sex Sonny Jurgensen was the Redskins QB. And I had sex with him!

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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: Last time I ()
Date: January 21, 2022 07:32PM

had a threesome was when Sean Taylor got shot in the leg.
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Re: The last time I had sex, Kirk cousins was playing QB for the Redskins
Posted by: NXJJN ()
Date: January 21, 2022 09:26PM

You could be my wife Wrote:
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> Women, give your man sex or they will find it
> somewhere else!


Not always.

I was an incel loser. Then this girl got interested in me. She wasn't a Lee Sister, she was more like unremarkable. But when the choice was her or my left hand on my member & my right on the mouse, I took her.

It was pretty good for a while, but then she cut me off. I tried to get it somewhere else, but, remember, I was an incel loser before her, so no girl wanted to do me Turned out she was dicking around on me. So then I was a loser cuck PLUS an incel loser. I found out about it soon enough. Ya' gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything, do I dumped the bitch. I told Tyrone he could have her.

Well Tyrone had no job & then he started to hit her
so she came running back. Like I said, ya' gotta stand for something or you'll fall for anything, so I told her not sorry not interested. Once a cheater always a cheater. Alpha for fix, beta for bux. Not me.

But no, when she cuts you off, ya'can't always go somewhere else & get it.

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