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As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: T-plant ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:29PM

That shit just ain't kosher

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: pigs agree ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:35PM

op loves bacon and lies about it

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: shnoze ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:36PM

You sure as hell would if your life depended on it.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:38PM

Never!

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: pig heart dude looks jewish ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:41PM

the pig heart dude looks like a jew, but mask covering his nose made it hard to tell for sure

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Gus Goyim ()
Date: January 10, 2022 10:46PM

The Jew would take the pig heart if it was free.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: January 10, 2022 11:14PM

Kafirs are welcome!

Please enjoy!

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Pigs are filthy ()
Date: January 10, 2022 11:34PM

Pigs eat shit & you put their parts into your body?

That's like using parts from a Pinto to fix a Mustang Shelby GT 500. Maybe you could, but there are many reasons why you shouldn't.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Your a freak ()
Date: January 10, 2022 11:42PM

T-plant Wrote:
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> That shit just ain't kosher


But you take pig dick. Is that kosher?

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Hymie ()
Date: January 11, 2022 07:54AM

Pig parts are gross.

Stay healthy.

You antivaxxers ought to see the writing on the wall.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Pigs eat other pigs ()
Date: January 11, 2022 08:20AM

You sick people who use pig parts are disgusting.

Make an effort to stay healthy so you won't need to further poison yourself.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: How about Unicorn parts? ()
Date: January 11, 2022 09:24AM

They're pretty and white and sweet?

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Doc holiday ()
Date: January 11, 2022 11:16AM

Pig organs are remarkably similar to that of humans. Their entire nervous, digestive and respiratory systems are carbon copies of ours. That’s why they’re being used.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Fix Or Repair Daily ()
Date: January 11, 2022 11:28AM

Pigs are filthy Wrote:
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> Pigs eat shit & you put their parts into your
> body?
>
> That's like using parts from a Pinto to fix a
> Mustang Shelby GT 500. Maybe you could, but there
> are many reasons why you shouldn't.


Both American built junk but one costs more.
Besides, Shelby got out of the business a long time ago and he’s also very dead, too.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: I wouldn't by GM Junk ()
Date: January 11, 2022 08:09PM

And I'll NEVER have pig parts in my body.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Yaseen ()
Date: January 11, 2022 08:55PM

Nor I

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Pigs always smell like shit ()
Date: January 11, 2022 11:34PM

If you get a pig heart, I bet you smell like shit.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Captain Pigheart ()
Date: January 12, 2022 09:54PM

I knew a Cajun girl who used to make a pigheart dish. So I looked it up & sho nuff:


Preparing the heart.

We will be cutting the heart into chunks, so there’s no need to worry about uniformity or uncertainly due to lack of experience. Slice the heart lengthwise. Inside you will notice some connective tissue and sinewy bits- you will want to cut those out. Trim away fat and silver skin. Then dice into 1 inch cubes.

Place the chunks into a plastic bag (or other preferred marinating vessel). To the bag add the following:

> 2 Tablespoons olive oil
> 2 cloves of garlic, minced
> 1 sprig fresh thyme, chopped
> 1 sprig fresh parsley (small), chopped
> 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
> 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
> 1/2 teaspoon salt
> 1/4 teaspoon black pepper

Close up the bag and use your fingers to massage everything around until it seems to be blended nicely. Refrigerate for 24 hours.

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Re: As Jew, I wouldn't take a pig heart if you paid me
Posted by: Mom Yummy Transplant ()
Date: January 13, 2022 07:58AM

Yummy so once I am dead, if I have a pig ticker my family can celebrate with a delicious meal!

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