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DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Date: July 20, 2010 09:32PM

does anyone masturbate while going through the drive-thru at Taco Bell? i like to use the pictures on the menus. it is hard to get it done by the time i pull up to grab my foods but usually i can do it and seeing the messican employee makes me feel clean afterwards which only happens on Tuesdays when i am at home because that is when the illegals come to mow my lawn.

once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the car, that was weird

edit by Cary: User banned for this post. Reason: Impersonation



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/24/2010 03:11PM by Cary.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: July 20, 2010 09:37PM

LMFAO!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 20, 2010 09:48PM

Please Conie, don't encourage him. WTL, is this your cyber-clone, or have you lost your corn dog mind again?

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: tacobell wank ()
Date: July 20, 2010 09:56PM

I usually wait til i get up to the window to start masturbating. sometimes the person at the window will reach out and give me a handjob, using fire sauce as lube

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Date: July 20, 2010 09:58PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Please Conie, don't encourage him. WTL, is this
> your cyber-clone, or have you lost your corn dog
> mind again?


My cyber-clone. I'm reporting it. Odds are it is Conie.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 20, 2010 10:06PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
>
> My cyber-clone. I'm reporting it. Odds are it is
> Conie.



Of course it is Conie. Whenever I don't read and delete the daily PMs I get from her, the "Hash-eesh" character shows up in the forum. This person is like some sort of Fatal Attraction nutjob.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Unbannable ()
Date: July 20, 2010 10:06PM

chea

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: July 20, 2010 10:11PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> My cyber-clone. I'm reporting it. Odds are it is
> Conie.


Odds are...

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 20, 2010 11:36PM

I don't think Conie would do such a thing.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: ConeHead ()
Date: July 20, 2010 11:38PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I don't think Conie would do such a thing.


Miz, No matter what you think, I know you are a moron. :)

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 21, 2010 12:14AM

no.

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Eli bump ()
Date: April 27, 2011 03:14PM

Bump

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Tone-Lotion ()
Date: April 28, 2011 01:04PM

WashingTone-Lotion Wrote:
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> does anyone masturbate while going through the
> drive-thru at Taco Bell? i like to use the
> pictures on the menus. it is hard to get it done
> by the time i pull up to grab my foods but usually
> i can do it and seeing the messican employee makes
> me feel clean afterwards which only happens on
> Tuesdays when i am at home because that is when
> the illegals come to mow my lawn.
>
> once i forgot that my mum was in the back of the
> car, that was weird
>
> edit by Cary: User banned for this post. Reason:
> Impersonation

I is fuunah!

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: bump ()
Date: June 06, 2011 03:13PM

bumper

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Jerky Boy ()
Date: June 06, 2011 05:09PM

Not Taco Bell but McDonalds. Oh that red haired Ronald! LOL

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Greasy Spic ()
Date: June 06, 2011 05:31PM

I like to stick my rock-hard boner into a bean burrito and fill it with my special sauce.

- Anonymous Taco Bell Employee

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Taco Bell Drive Thru ()
Date: June 06, 2011 05:34PM

and this is what happened...
Attachments:
Taco Bell - Funny.PNG

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: yagirll ()
Date: June 18, 2011 06:34PM

what the...

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: ProVallone ()
Date: June 18, 2011 07:33PM

Well, the sign does clearly say "drive thru"

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Date: June 18, 2011 08:30PM

It makes no sense to masturbate while going through a Taco Bell drive-thru. You masturbate after you go through when you have a 7-Layer Burrito to work with.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Eli Khalife ()
Date: March 06, 2012 09:11PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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>
> My cyber-clone. I'm reporting it. Odds are it is
> Conie.


Odds are...

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Re: DOES ANYONE MASTURBATE WHILE GOING THROUGH THE DRIVE-THRU AT TACO BELL
Posted by: Eli The 1C471 ()
Date: May 21, 2013 10:58AM

WashingTone-Lotion Wrote:
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> Impersonation


Odds are...

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