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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
On one hand, you got boobs, butt or even flab to grab a hold of.
On the other, you'd be better off to let her:
1) blindfold you,
2) tie your limbs down, and
3) be on top and hope your comeshot doesn't blow her head off!