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friend is jewish
Posted by: wowNN ()
Date: November 29, 2021 07:33PM

FRIEND IS JEWISH,,,,,,

WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE WHO JEWISH?

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: chet. ()
Date: November 29, 2021 07:39PM

only if she’s smoking hot.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: hard to get close ()
Date: November 29, 2021 08:02PM

they get sensitive when you point out talmud is a book of satan and Jesus is their true savior that they crucified

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Himlers cousin ()
Date: November 29, 2021 08:46PM

chet. Wrote:
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> only if she’s smoking hot.


The only smoking hot Jewish chicks have been in the oven.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Jew Lover ()
Date: November 29, 2021 08:56PM

Jewish chicks are great. Most of the stereotypes are true however.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: I know ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:24PM

Married to one. Highest IQ group in the world. Only downside was paying for two top of the ladder Ivy League educations. National Merit finalists both. They both launched early and are very well off. This of course raises envy, but thousands of years of literacy confers benefits. My neighbors- Evangelicals with weedhead kids still at home in their late 20`s, are hostile to Jews. Narrow minded and bigoted. I grew up poor and only went to college by virtue of a Div 1 athletic scholarship, with parents who did not finish college. The cultural impact on my kids was an experience to observe and certainly their intellectual capabilities were not due to me. This being fairfax underground, I expect antisemitic comments in response, but really the culture notwithstanding its stereotypes has i5s advantages and as a poor white kid from the Midwest with no religious or intellectual background, I am fortunate.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: tell me why ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:28PM

I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder why they hell they support and vote for Demotards? If they are so smart? can't they see that the Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Think about it ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:32PM

I know Wrote:
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> Married to one. Highest IQ group in the world.
> Only downside was paying for two top of the ladder
> Ivy League educations. National Merit finalists
> both. They both launched early and are very well
> off. This of course raises envy, but thousands of
> years of literacy confers benefits. My neighbors-
> Evangelicals with weedhead kids still at home in
> their late 20`s, are hostile to Jews. Narrow
> minded and bigoted. I grew up poor and only went
> to college by virtue of a Div 1 athletic
> scholarship, with parents who did not finish
> college. The cultural impact on my kids was an
> experience to observe and certainly their
> intellectual capabilities were not due to me. This
> being fairfax underground, I expect antisemitic
> comments in response, but really the culture
> notwithstanding its stereotypes has i5s advantages
> and as a poor white kid from the Midwest with no
> religious or intellectual background, I am
> fortunate.


You're kids are jews than.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: hear yea hear yea ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:41PM

Now this is a Jew i could get behind!!!
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: http://www.fairfaxunderground.co ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:48PM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Very inspirational post. You’ve given me a hard on.
Would you kindly help me relieve it?
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: PNYTP ()
Date: November 29, 2021 10:49PM

I married 1, too. Orthodox widow, mid 30s, 2 kids from 1t marriage. I was in my early 20s. She knew me because my plumbing Co. had a contract with the building where her office was. She decided to go out and get a job when she got widowed, even though she didn't have to. Her 1st husband was a jerk, a drunk (rare for a Jew, but there is such a thing), a wifebeater and a cheater, but he left her in good shape when he did die.

She became friendly with me. She let me know she was looking for someone who was "observant". I laughed and said, "Yes, I'm 'observant'; observant Catholic, that is". For some reason, she became more interested.

She broke every rule to marry me, including by marrying me. She let me try out the goods before saying "I do". I let her know I didn't define "foreplay" as a trip to the jewelry store followed by an evening of begging. I expected open arms, open legs and a mouth open not to give me boatloads of shit about anything, but for a "higher purpose".

She went for it Turned out to be a good wife. I do have to eat bacon and eggs out of the house or pepperoni pizzas. Other than that, I really have no complaints about her. I hate gefilte fish, but, that's just me. She understands. She usually reaches across the bed before I even have a chance to think about it.

So yeah, they're OK, the Jews.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Pc retardz. ()
Date: November 29, 2021 11:14PM

The resident Jew fag is triggered again, so he brings out his favorite gif.

So sad!!!!!!

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: I know ()
Date: November 29, 2021 11:26PM

Think about it Wrote:
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> I know Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Married to one. Highest IQ group in the world.
> > Only downside was paying for two top of the
> ladder
> > Ivy League educations. National Merit finalists
> > both. They both launched early and are very
> well
> > off. This of course raises envy, but thousands
> of
> > years of literacy confers benefits. My
> neighbors-
> > Evangelicals with weedhead kids still at home
> in
> > their late 20`s, are hostile to Jews. Narrow
> > minded and bigoted. I grew up poor and only
> went
> > to college by virtue of a Div 1 athletic
> > scholarship, with parents who did not finish
> > college. The cultural impact on my kids was an
> > experience to observe and certainly their
> > intellectual capabilities were not due to me.
> This
> > being fairfax underground, I expect antisemitic
> > comments in response, but really the culture
> > notwithstanding its stereotypes has i5s
> advantages
> > and as a poor white kid from the Midwest with
> no
> > religious or intellectual background, I am
> > fortunate.
>
>
> You're kids are jews than.

I think you meant to use the word "then" as opposed to "than". In any event, how would you know of my kids' status? I did not reveal my gender. Jews for the most part hew to matrilineal descent.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Shlomo ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:02AM

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Republican Jews ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:12AM

tell me why Wrote:
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> I don't have anything against Jews but i do wonder
> why they hell they support and vote for Demotards?
> If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???

Henry Kissinger is a Republican Jew

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: so true ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:14AM

Q: How do you know when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?

A: She drops her nail file

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Pc retardzz ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:53AM

Republican Jews Wrote:
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> tell me why Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I don't have anything against Jews but i do
> wonder
> > why they hell they support and vote for
> Demotards?
> > If they are so smart? can't they see that the
> > Democrooks are going to Fuck them, again???
>
> Henry Kissinger is a Republican Jew

Ivanka Trump is a registered Democrat Jew.
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Rabbi Hook-Nose ()
Date: November 30, 2021 07:56AM

I must protest this thread. Som of the posts are anti-Semitic.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: 3LGPW ()
Date: November 30, 2021 10:40AM

so true Wrote:
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> Q: How do you know when a Jewish girl has an
> orgasm?
>
> A: She drops her nail file

Q: What's a Jewish girl's favorite position?

A:. Facing Bloomingdale's.


Q: Why do Jewish girls get crow's feet so soon after they're married?

A: "Suck WHAT?"

Q:. What's the difference between a Jewish girl and a toilet?

A:. A toilet doesn't follow you around for 6 mos. after you've used it.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Jew women suck a mean dick! ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:22PM

I've had more than one jew women suck my Johnson and they all did it great, even drank my juices!

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: JAP lover ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:27PM

Q: What does a jewish girl make for dinner?
A: Reservations

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: everyday jews ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:29PM

cousin dated a jewish girl for a while

he is part polish and has a big shnoz so she probably thought he was kosher

she was a nice girl, cooked for him in addition to the fun stuff

there was probably no way he would have married her but he had a fun time

closest i ever got was a jewish girl grabbing my crotch at a college party...i had a girlfriend so tried to introduce her to another cousin who was just out of the army...i think his blue eyes and shaved blonde hair was a deal breaker, but it was fun

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Tight Pussies ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:31PM

Jews have really tight pussies.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: JAPS are TIGHT ()
Date: November 30, 2021 12:44PM

Tight Pussies Wrote:
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> Jews have really tight pussies.

Absolutely true. I've dated 6 Jewish girls. One was the absolutely tightest pussy I've ever encountered. I'm average size and could barely get my dick in after much effort and struggle. The other JAPs were also tight or tighter than average.

Other stereotypes are generally true in my experience. One of the JAPs would never shut up. She yapped constantly during sex, about totally unrelated non-sexual subjects. She would let me do anything to her, but she never took the initiative and never gave a bj. I did stick it in her mouth a couple times and she was so bad I didn't bother. I don't recall ever getting a good blowjob from any Jewish Princesses.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: what is JAP ? ()
Date: November 30, 2021 04:23PM

i used to work as a lifeguard at an apartment complex where all the long island japs would stay...some of them definitely hot...but they were pains in the ass and the jewish guys were the biggest dicks in the world...one of them had a penchant for local young teens and we had to ban him

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: mr. pope ()
Date: November 30, 2021 07:06PM

I have never banged a Jewish woman. i prefer Catholic women. They are huge hypocrites, love too drink, are very slutty and love sucking cock!!!

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: CTUUE ()
Date: November 30, 2021 07:23PM

Jewish girls have their fun when they're young, but once out of college, they're looking to get married. They're looking for a guy who's financially solid or on his way up. That's why these gorgeous Jew broads wind up with these real GEEKS.

It's nu surprise Jewboy hubbies complain about not getting any. They're so geeky, their wives only do them enough to have 2 r 3 kids. If I was a girl, I wouldn't fuck those geeks, either.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: JAP fan ()
Date: November 30, 2021 10:48PM

I guess it's personal preference but I like Jewish girls. All the things said are true, but they are fun as hell and I like them anyway.

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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Ann Frank ()
Date: December 01, 2021 02:41AM

https://youtu.be/dUb69RIqfO8

Jew know it nigger!
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Re: friend is jewish
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Date: December 01, 2021 02:45AM


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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Jews got good cocaine ()
Date: December 01, 2021 03:19AM

PNYTP Wrote:
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> I married 1, too. Orthodox widow, mid 30s, 2 kids
> from 1t marriage. I was in my early 20s. She
> knew me because my plumbing Co. had a contract
> with the building where her office was. She
> decided to go out and get a job when she got
> widowed, even though she didn't have to. Her 1st
> husband was a jerk, a drunk (rare for a Jew, but
> there is such a thing), a wifebeater and a
> cheater, but he left her in good shape when he did
> die.
>
> She became friendly with me. She let me know she
> was looking for someone who was "observant". I
> laughed and said, "Yes, I'm 'observant'; observant
> Catholic, that is". For some reason, she became
> more interested.
>
> She broke every rule to marry me, including by
> marrying me. She let me try out the goods before
> saying "I do". I let her know I didn't define
> "foreplay" as a trip to the jewelry store followed
> by an evening of begging. I expected open arms,
> open legs and a mouth open not to give me
> boatloads of shit about anything, but for a
> "higher purpose".
>
> She went for it Turned out to be a good wife. I
> do have to eat bacon and eggs out of the house or
> pepperoni pizzas. Other than that, I really
> have no complaints about her. I hate gefilte
> fish, but, that's just me. She understands. She
> usually reaches across the bed before I even have
> a chance to think about it.
>
> So yeah, they're OK, the Jews.

Is your Jew wife a natural at baking?

https://youtu.be/G1SwN70b0bw

https://youtu.be/uuYRFxuFqeE
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Re: friend is jewish
Posted by: Jews Suck ()
Date: December 01, 2021 03:26AM

https://youtu.be/BXBbAVoUgIw

Almost as bad as niggers

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