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I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Squat ()
Date: November 24, 2021 08:05PM

Unless I absolutely have to. I urinate out in the backyard and sometimes will pinch a loaf out there too. If I gotta shit, I walk down to the park which is only a 3 minute walk away to drop my deuce, wipe and then bug out.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Squat ()
Date: November 24, 2021 08:08PM

I meant inside

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: easy trick ()
Date: November 24, 2021 08:12PM

Just run a garden hose through the wall of your bathroom to outside and attach a funnel on the inside end. I haven't peed in a home toilet for over 40 years.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Bfhg ()
Date: November 24, 2021 08:28PM

I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a second toilet.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Gerrys cousin ()
Date: November 24, 2021 11:21PM

Curbs work well for peeing and shitting.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: inside out ()
Date: November 24, 2021 11:24PM

Bfhg Wrote:
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> I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a
> second toilet.

I just snake my dong out the bathroom window and pee on the hydrangeas. They like it.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: San Fran lib ()
Date: November 24, 2021 11:25PM

I just piss and shit wherever. Out in the street, in front of the courthouse even in front of a congresswoman’s mansion!

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Y37CH ()
Date: November 25, 2021 02:51AM

I usu. pee in my trash can. I'm too lazy to walk upstairs to the bathroom, so I just pee in the trash can. When it's time to change the bag, I do it outside, so in case the bag leaks, I don't dribble piss all over the carpet.

I'm really too lazy to even change the bag, but I gotta do that b|c I don't want trash to pile up in my house. It would smell even worse if I let that happen. The house smells bad enough anyhow, b|c every time I got to go poo, I get these toilet bowl cracking smellofarts. The smell lingers from those farts.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: I shit in the mailbox ()
Date: November 25, 2021 02:57AM

At 8106 strath road.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Seen it, done it ()
Date: November 25, 2021 03:39AM

Bfhg Wrote:
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> I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a
> second toilet.


I went to a party in H.S. where boys were doing that so they wouldn't have to wait in line to pee. It made me laff, by the end of the night there would be one boy peeing in the toilet and two or three into the bathtub.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: I shit in the shower ()
Date: November 25, 2021 03:54AM

Bfhg Wrote:
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> I usually piss in the bathtub. It’s basically a
> second toilet.


And then stomp it down the drain

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: IP Daily ()
Date: November 25, 2021 06:32AM

Peeing in your yard regularly keeps unwanted pests like skunks and mice away.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Joe Biden. ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:00AM

I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it runs down both legs and my handler's don't like it.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: handlers, not handler's ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:25AM

Joe Biden. Wrote:
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> I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it runs
> down both legs and my handler's don't like it.


I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe, which you clearly do not.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: possessive ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:28AM

Maybe he meant that the legs of his handlers did not like the shit

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Thanks grammar Nazi ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:30AM

handlers, not handler's Wrote:
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> Joe Biden. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it
> runs
> > down both legs and my handler's don't like it.
>
>
> I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe,
> which you clearly do not.

Your stupid!

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Exactly! ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:34AM

Thanks grammar Nazi Wrote:
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> handlers, not handler's Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Joe Biden. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it
> > runs
> > > down both legs and my handler's don't like
> it.
> >
> >
> > I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe,
> > which you clearly do not.
>
> Your stupid!


My stupid what?

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Where am I? ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:38AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Thanks grammar Nazi ()
Date: November 25, 2021 11:49AM

Exactly! Wrote:
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> Thanks grammar Nazi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > handlers, not handler's Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Joe Biden. Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > I frequently shit myself. A lot of times it
> > > runs
> > > > down both legs and my handler's don't like
> > it.
> > >
> > >
> > > I'll bet they know when to use an apostrophe,
> > > which you clearly do not.
> >
> > Your stupid!
>
>
> My stupid what?

You're stupid handler's.
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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: Pim Clieff ()
Date: December 01, 2021 02:28AM

Look, in my opinion, these are too drastic measures. Do you really need to save so much that you limit yourself in comfortable conditions? I decided to renovate the bathroom, although now my financial situation isn't so good. So I found this website to save some money and not buy a new bath. I believe that your comfort is the most important thing.

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Re: I don’t go to the bathroom outside in order to save on the water bill
Posted by: He shit himself ()
Date: December 01, 2021 06:34PM

This must be the reason Joe Biden shit himself in front of the pope

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