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NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: yum ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:38PM

if you could only pick one
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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:41PM

2. She looks shorter. I like 'em shorter than not.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:04PM

Nothing like some hideous, misshapen fake boobs to ruin otherwise attractive women.

I'd take #1. It looks like her plastic surgeon didn't fuck up as bad.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: graymoose1 ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:07PM

number # 1

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Date: July 16, 2010 03:16PM

#2. There is something wrong with the shape of #1's head. Plus, her boobs look messy and she doesn't appear to be as toned as #2 (though #1 probably has the better face).

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:18PM

#1 has a more attractive face, plus #2 has weird nipples.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 16, 2010 04:02PM

#2.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2010 04:03PM

#1 is a girl... #2 is a guy...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: July 16, 2010 04:54PM

Actually Tuttle, they are both clearly Reptilian bodysnatchers.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2010 05:21PM

Tigerstyle Wrote:
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> Actually Tuttle, they are both clearly Reptilian
> bodysnatchers.




That still doesn't explain #2's weird nipple.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Eli ()
Date: July 16, 2010 05:22PM

Pick #1, #2, #3, or #4.

Women of the Butt Hut.


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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: July 16, 2010 06:33PM

Ill take the old lady in the bottom left

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 16, 2010 06:44PM

Both girls are kinda cute but each will be playing soccer with their tits in 10 years.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 16, 2010 06:50PM

yum Wrote:
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> if you could only pick one


#2 even though her nipple looks like a divot

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: She DeviI ()
Date: July 16, 2010 08:52PM

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:03PM

I'd have to go with 1. They appear more real than #2 who seems to have a pair of bolt ons. The surgeon fucked up #1 on the left boob, but of course, there are almost NO women whose natural boobs are symetrical.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: ITARDED ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:37PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> I'd have to go with 1. They appear more real than
> #2 who seems to have a pair of bolt ons. The
> surgeon fucked up #1 on the left boob, but of
> course, there are almost NO women whose natural
> boobs are symetrical.


Learn how to spell, retard...I always like how internet dweebs get on here and critique a woman they would never have a chance getting their hands on even in their dreams!
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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 16, 2010 10:04PM

Coming from an anonymous twit like you, it should be no surprise that you're focused on spelling over substance.

And, for what its worth, I've had no trouble banging hot chicks. The wifey is a perfect example, blonde, petite and a nice rack.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2010 10:06PM by ITRADE.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 16, 2010 10:51PM

ITARDED Wrote:
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> Learn how to spell, retard...I always like how
> internet dweebs get on here and critique a woman
> they would never have a chance getting their hands
> on even in their dreams!


sceeuze me? we are critiquing more than one woman so the correct terminology would be women. its better than rape am i right?

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: herro preez ()
Date: July 19, 2010 08:13PM

just nutted my pants
thanks op!

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: haha ()
Date: July 19, 2010 08:24PM

ITRADE Wrote:
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> And, for what its worth, I've had no trouble
> banging hot chicks. The wifey is a perfect
> example, blonde, petite and a nice rack.


Sure, you....don't! :0

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: dave dave ()
Date: July 19, 2010 08:25PM

Number two looks like she could be a real bitch sometimes.

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Re: NSFW - pick 1 or 2
Posted by: hyptn ()
Date: March 04, 2018 10:13AM

pics not off topic (though non local girls are just girls some guy paid for you didn't get in fairfax! duh!!)

news women, women on commercials: way off topic, even for off topic

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