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Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade van Helsing ()
Date: November 21, 2021 10:38PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8aqHnpw2ok

It is a music video so turn down the volume before clicking the link.

Someone should tell Meade that Vampires don't come out in the daylight.
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: The Demons are attacking Meade ()
Date: November 21, 2021 10:44PM

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: could have potential ()
Date: November 21, 2021 10:51PM

Meade really needs to wear a set of vampire teeth in that video.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Fat vampire ()
Date: November 21, 2021 10:59PM

Do fat vampires need to drink more peoples blood to stay alive or do they suck out the fat like a human liposuction? I'm not sure how this works. Also if vampire meade turned into a bat, would he be a chonky fat bat that couldn't lift its lard ass to fly and just flapping its wings hopelessly?

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Vampire bat meade ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:01PM

Would never be able to take off. Just like meades music career. It's symbolic.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: It makes sense ()
Date: November 21, 2021 11:14PM

There's a few similarities between vampires and meade. They're both parasites. They both suck. They both always show excessive characteristics of being homosexual. The only part that doesn't fit is the no reflections in mirrors thing. Meade would have the biggest meltdown ever if he couldn't stare at himself

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Mean Steve ()
Date: November 22, 2021 04:06AM

Doesn’t that imbecile realize that he’s disrespecting a graveyard with his bullshit?

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Nail on the Head... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 11:48AM

Mean Steve Wrote:
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> Doesn’t that imbecile realize that he’s
> disrespecting a graveyard with his bullshit?


Just imagine those poor people visiting the gravesite of one of a loved one and that Count Porkula is waddling around. I guess he was tired of lowering the property values of his neighborhood and decided to branch out.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: All dressed up...nowhere to live ()
Date: November 22, 2021 11:55AM

Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe Meade is scouting out places he can sleep once his father dies and his home is gone. They all go to the graveyard to bury daddy and Meade stays. I'm sure his siblings will be relieved at that scenario.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Good hair in this too! ()
Date: November 22, 2021 01:32PM

Meade van Helsing Wrote:
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8aqHnpw2ok
>
> It is a music video so turn down the volume before
> clicking the link.
>
> Someone should tell Meade that Vampires don't come
> out in the daylight.


Another wonderfully crafted son by Meade. He's not a vampire, he's wearing a Victorian , which fits with the theme of the song. Meade looks like a brave Germanic warrior in this. His hair is more maxxed too. A very finely crafted piece.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Try again... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 01:57PM

"Meade looks like a brave Germanic warrior in this."

Meade looks too old and fat to look like any sort of warrior.

The gay goth garb doesn't help at all.
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Handsome and Debonair ()
Date: November 22, 2021 02:29PM

Try again... Wrote:
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> "Meade looks like a brave Germanic warrior in
> this."
>
> Meade looks too old and fat to look like any sort
> of warrior.
>
> The gay goth garb doesn't help at all.


Meade looks young and strong and handsome
Hes a demon fighter for sure.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: We have to be honest... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 02:49PM

Handsome and Debonair Wrote:
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> Try again... Wrote:
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> -----
> > "Meade looks like a brave Germanic warrior in
> > this."
> >
> > Meade looks too old and fat to look like any
> sort
> > of warrior.
> >
> > The gay goth garb doesn't help at all.
>
>
> Meade looks young and strong and handsome
> Hes a demon fighter for sure.


We do have eyes. We also have ears. That is why Meade's youtube and singing careers are what they are.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade's only fans... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 04:33PM

Is Meade spanking it?
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Blutengel Fan ()
Date: November 22, 2021 05:45PM

I like the video. I'm a big fan of Meade's performances -- if not necessarily his music. Despite his obesity Meade is photogenic enough to be a passable vampire hunter and he has a good presence on camera. I'm also a fan of the German vampire metal band Blutengel. Chris Pohl of Blutengel often wears creepy yellow contacts and creepy long nails painted with metallic colors. Meade is more pleasant to look at.

It would be truly epic if Meade would collaborate with Blutengel and appear in some of their videos. Meade would fit in well to any Blutengel music video or stage show.
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: meade going to a cross burning? ()
Date: November 22, 2021 05:54PM

Have the KKK folks switched from white uniforms to black?

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: As a matter of fact... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 06:29PM

meade going to a cross burning? Wrote:
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> Have the KKK folks switched from white uniforms to
> black?


Some of the higher-ups have worn black for about `100 years... The fucker in the photo is also from Richmond.

https://encyclopediavirginia.org/1789hpr-9843188ae23d68c/

W. Clyde Maddox, a bookkeeper and a member of the Ku Klux Klan, poses in his official regalia in 1921. KKK members usually wore white gowns—symbols of "purity" and the "righteousness of Christ and Christianity to the Klansman," according to historian Chester L. Quarles—but as the Klan grew larger, leaders of the group began wearing robes of different colors. Maddox, shown here in a dark robe, held the position of First Exalted Cyclops in Richmond Klan No. 1. In 1922 a faction of this group seceded from the national organization and reconstituted itself as the Anglo-Saxon Club No. 1. Maddox became president of the Richmond branch of the Anglo-Saxon Club. This glass-plate image was made by Walter Washington Foster, who ran the premier photographic studio in the city.
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Blutengel at M'era Luna ()
Date: November 22, 2021 06:36PM

I was at this show in 2017 and plan to go again this sommer. Meade should come along; he might enjoy it and find himself a woman or a role in a video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb4lPpUbkDg
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Not so shallow grave ()
Date: November 22, 2021 08:27PM

Did someone try to bury him alive?
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Factoid ()
Date: November 22, 2021 08:36PM

Meade shot this video at Hollywood Cemetery, the same place where his mother is in a mausoleum overlooking the James.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: That makes sense... ()
Date: November 22, 2021 08:47PM

Factoid Wrote:
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> Meade shot this video at Hollywood Cemetery, the
> same place where his mother is in a mausoleum
> overlooking the James.

Did he walk over her grave? I could see her screaming at an 8-year-old Meade " You look foolish. Take off that cape-you will become Goth over my dead body." and over thirty years later, Meade finally went for it.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade Vampires ()
Date: November 22, 2021 08:59PM

Surprised no one called the cops
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: The Next Level ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:01PM

When I first started listening to Meade Skelton, I thought his music was good but his videos were not very good. They were what they were, amateur products. But this latest video, Say Yes, takes Meade to a whole new level. Not only is the music deep, rich and harmonious, but the cinematography on the video shows a craftsmanship, talent, creativity and maturity worthy of a Hollywood production. Well done Meade. This will rapidly become a classic and will add millions of fans to your already huge fan base

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade Fans Approve ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:07PM

The video is great. One of his best ever, and the best one that he hasn't taken down to monetize later.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Lolcow State of Mind! ()
Date: November 22, 2021 09:52PM

Meade Fans Approve Wrote:
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> The video is great. One of his best ever, and the
> best one that he hasn't taken down to monetize
> later.

Part of being a lolcow is uploading goofy shit without realizing how goofy it is.
On that basis, this is one of the best videos Meade has posted in a few months.
The actual visuals look like a high school A/V project. Why doesn't Meade take a class in video production at his Community College? Has he gotten off Academic Probation yet?

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: WTF is he doing here ()
Date: November 22, 2021 10:10PM

What was he looking at?
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Distorted view to the rescue! ()
Date: November 22, 2021 10:26PM

https://www.distortedview.com/show/muscular-watermelon-meat/

Not only does this video make a segment on the newest distorted view, but Tim also uses this gif as the image of the episode!
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: How does he do it ()
Date: November 22, 2021 10:33PM

He just keeps churning out these great music videos, one right after the other, and each one better than the last

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade-poor and stupid ()
Date: November 23, 2021 11:10AM

How does he do it Wrote:
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> He just keeps churning out these great music
> videos, one right after the other, and each one
> better than the last

Are you hungover this morning? Drunk posting doesn't do anyone any good.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Wooden Stake ()
Date: November 23, 2021 11:13AM

could have potential Wrote:
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> Meade really needs to wear a set of vampire teeth
> in that video.


And flap around the cape more. LOL!

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Mead-poor and stupid ()
Date: November 23, 2021 11:24AM

Wooden Stake Wrote:
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> could have potential Wrote:
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> -----
> > Meade really needs to wear a set of vampire
> teeth
> > in that video.
>
>
> And flap around the cape more. LOL!


Do you mean FAP around in the cap more?
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade looking good ()
Date: November 23, 2021 12:10PM

Meade has been watching Blutengel videos. The production and special effects are good, and this is one of his best works. Apart from the music my only criticism is he doesn't deliver quite the level of emotion as some of his other videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IRsEi5OAow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xsn_2bTU0A

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Vampire meade be like ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:31PM

I vant to drink your cum. BLOOD I meant BLOOD.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Definitely ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:39PM

This is destined to be a classic and will become a staple of people Halloween celebrations

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Most Awkward Video Ever ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:43PM

Most awkward video I've ever seen in my life. He can't even hold the cross still. The wind looks like it's going to knock him over. He's filming this in a real cemetery. It just continues to get creepier.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: why in a cemetery? ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:50PM

meade is so weird.............

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Nosferatu ()
Date: November 23, 2021 09:57PM

This latest Meade video reminds me of the classic vampire film Nosferatu, which still sets the standard for this genre almost 100 years later. Well done Meade

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Posted by: Oh Meade ()
Date: November 23, 2021 10:01PM

Nosferatu Wrote:
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> This latest Meade video reminds me of the classic
> vampire film Nosferatu, which still sets the
> standard for this genre almost 100 years later.
> Well done Meade

Meade why do you always post in the third person? Is one of your other personalities posting?

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Posted by: Werner Herzog meant it that way! ()
Date: November 23, 2021 10:30PM

Oh Meade Wrote:
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> Nosferatu Wrote:
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> > This latest Meade video reminds me of the
> classic
> > vampire film Nosferatu, which still sets the
> > standard for this genre almost 100 years later.
>
> > Well done Meade
>
> Meade why do you always post in the third person?
> Is one of your other personalities posting?

I like the 70s remake with Klaus Kinski myself.
Isabelle Adjani is the delightful vampire huntress.

Perhaps it's time for another remake...

Anyone else thinking of the Delightful Miss Shelly?

The delightful Miss Shelly???
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Posted by: that vid is just fucking strange ()
Date: November 23, 2021 11:38PM

what'd meade do, hire eesh as a production advisor>

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Posted by: Easy from now on... ()
Date: November 24, 2021 02:39PM

that vid is just fucking strange Wrote:
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> what'd meade do, hire eesh as a production
> advisor>


Without Eesh, Meade would have long forgotten about here on FFXU.
In fact, Eesh has seen Meade in person more than the rest of us put together.

That said, Meade has been nothing but hostile towards Eesh. Meade is ungrateful.
If Eesh helped out, the video would probably be more clever than it is.

My Guess is Meade read one of those homoerotic Anne Rice novels and wanted in on the fantasy.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: I don't like Meade's shitty musi ()
Date: November 24, 2021 09:20PM

I only enjoy his veelogs

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: The man with no name ()
Date: November 24, 2021 09:35PM

Da fuk?

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: GreatVideo ()
Date: November 24, 2021 09:59PM

For sure a Grammy Award. Love better than Sweet Tea.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Vlad dracul ()
Date: November 24, 2021 10:38PM

Would a vampire even have the urge to suck Meade’s blood if one came across him? I bet he wouldn’t be very appetizing to the average blood sucker.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade's vids ()
Date: November 24, 2021 10:59PM

This video has nice costumes, production and special effects. The video where Meade broke down crying halfway through was the best ever. That one will be hard to top.

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Posted by: a sucker born every minute... ()
Date: November 24, 2021 11:42PM

Vlad dracul Wrote:
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> Would a vampire even have the urge to suck
> Meade’s blood if one came across him? I bet he
> wouldn’t be very appetizing to the average blood
> sucker.


With Meade's glucose levels, his blood might satisfy a vampire with a sweet tooth.

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Posted by: Insulin freak ()
Date: November 24, 2021 11:53PM

a sucker born every minute... Wrote:
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> Vlad dracul Wrote:
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> > Would a vampire even have the urge to suck
> > Meade’s blood if one came across him? I bet
> he
> > wouldn’t be very appetizing to the average
> blood
> > sucker.
>
>
> With Meade's glucose levels, his blood might
> satisfy a vampire with a sweet tooth.


Consuming Meade would be the equivalent of like eating 2 whole Boston cream pies in 1 sitting. Any vampire dumb enough to feed on Meade would contract type 2 diabetes in an instant.

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Posted by: Reginald Wentworth III ()
Date: November 26, 2021 06:36AM

Good hair in this too! Wrote:
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> Meade van Helsing Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8aqHnpw2ok
> >
> > It is a music video so turn down the volume
> before
> > clicking the link.
> >
> > Someone should tell Meade that Vampires don't
> come
> > out in the daylight.
>
>
> Another wonderfully crafted son by Meade. He's not
> a vampire, he's wearing a Victorian , which fits
> with the theme of the song. Meade looks like a
> brave Germanic warrior in this. His hair is more
> maxxed too. A very finely crafted piece.

All these novice things to say about Meade,... Yet you refuse to fuck him, or find someone who will.

You're a terrible person.

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Posted by: Can't top the Masterpiece ()
Date: November 26, 2021 06:48AM

Meade's vids Wrote:
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> This video has nice costumes, production and
> special effects. The video where Meade broke down
> crying halfway through was the best ever. That one
> will be hard to top.

That breakdown video was the best of all time.

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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Lost Meade-ia ()
Date: November 26, 2021 11:43AM

Can't top the Masterpiece Wrote:
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> Meade's vids Wrote:
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> > This video has nice costumes, production and
> > special effects. The video where Meade broke
> down
> > crying halfway through was the best ever. That
> one
> > will be hard to top.
>
> That breakdown video was the best of all time.

The real-life breakdowns were the best.
They are long gone except for some gif fragments...
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Re: Vampire Hunter Haufe in a new music video!
Posted by: Meade Psychiatrist, Dr. E. Nemma ()
Date: November 26, 2021 12:15PM

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