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Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:40AM

what.......the hell......ever happened to Saturday morning cartoons? Last time I was up before 1pm on a Saturday, there were no cartoons on....just farm reports, Joel Osteen, news, and infomercials. I realize kids of today have it different....they can watch cartoons anytime, anyplace. There's Cartoon Network. Youtube. But what happened to the great childhood passage of Saturday morning cartoons? It is missed.

Kids don't have to work to find porn anymore, or cartoons. When I was a kid, an old Playboy was like solid gold. You'd build a fort out in the woods just to stash it in....you'd build an entire secret society around it....a clubhouse, based entirely on the idea of an old issue of Playboy....if you were lucky, Hustler. Nothing's special anymore. Kids can get whatever they want, whenever. It's all just a click away. I don't like this. I remember watching that terrible movie with Michael Caine, Blame it on Rio, over and over again on VHS with my friends (way back when I had some), just for that scene where they're on the topless beach and you see some titties...it was something special. An experience. Kids today have completely lost that. They get all the porn and cartoons they want, and they don't have to work for it.
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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:56AM

I feel your pain, buddy... It blows my mind to think of all the weird things I used to get a boner to back in the day...

Remember internet porn on a 56k modem? You weren't downloading videos... You were looking at picture after picture after picture... Sometimes even looking at literotica...

I don't know how this makes me feel... I think I feel happy for these kids... They are gonna take us places...

How does this make you feel?

Does this make you envious? Jealous? There's a difference between the two, y'know...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:17AM

it makes me....irritated. In a curmudgeony old man kind of way. Kids today, you know. That scene in Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone's pussy lips was like the holy grail of porn for a kid back in the day. Something you never forget. I shudder to think of all the hundreds, thousands even, of pussy lips kids see at that age on a daily basis today. I can't imagine. When we stole Playboys from my friend's dad's garage, it was a covert military operation....it was like the Great Escape.....we didn't think we'd get out alive. But we DID IT. And you know why? For the porn, sure.....but, in hindsight, for the EXPERIENCE. So, to answer you question, Harry, I feel more sorry for these kids today than anything else. THey're missing out on a rite of passage for kids entering into their teens. Something special. Nothing today is special, in this a-la-carte world of ours. It ruins a certain....mystique...about things.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:28AM

Yup, pretty soon our bored and hungry children won't be able to do like we used to do when we were kids and go into 7 Elevens and steal Whatchamacallit candy bars without some type of bells and whistles going off alerting the clerks and local law enforcement due to high tech sticker alarms placed on the inside of the product wrapper at the time of manufacture.

Definately, the mystique is gone.

Boooooooooooooooo!



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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 16, 2010 03:38AM

Maybe it's just opening the door for new rites of passage that we never experienced...

I don't no... We'll just have to see how it plays out..

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: July 16, 2010 07:06AM

I used to sit through entire episodes of Benny Hill just to see the occasional random titty shot.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: ol timer ()
Date: July 17, 2010 11:22AM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Maybe it's just opening the door for new rites of
> passage that we never experienced...
>

yeah like rainbow parties and sexting...

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:39PM

The boys today are going to grow up thinking that every chick is shaved, is willing to get ass fucked, and likes to have loads dropped on their faces. Too bad the real world doesn't work that way.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 17, 2010 12:53PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> The boys today are going to grow up thinking that
> every chick is shaved, is willing to get ass
> fucked, and likes to have loads dropped on their
> faces. Too bad the real world doesn't work that
> way.


+1

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 17, 2010 03:32PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> The boys today are going to grow up thinking that
> every chick is shaved, is willing to get ass
> fucked, and likes to have loads dropped on their
> faces. Too bad the real world doesn't work that
> way.


Certain traits seem to stay in style. From random conversations that I've had, but the anal and the shaving are making their way up the age chain.

I can gaurantee you that a lot of 30 and 40 year old divorcees are willing to try more daring things...

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: July 17, 2010 03:41PM

My neighbor had a collection of Playboy's going back 20 years and kept them
in a shed behind his house. For years, his wife had no idea as they were
in a green plastic trash bag placed in the back out of sight. One day she
found them and made him put them out with the trash. What they didn't know
though was that their 10 year old son had found them and had a regular
meeting with his friends to analyze them for their social and intellectual
value. The kid saw the trash bag on the curb and dragged it back to the
shed but this time under it. Nobody was the wiser until they moved five
years later and his dad was overjoyed to get his old Playboy's back.:)
(The wife still doesn't know)

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 17, 2010 08:49PM

When I was about 14 or 15, my friend got us a job at his neighbor's house removing some stumps and putting in a fence along the back line of his property. Then he had all of this accumulated trash he asked us to take to the curb. Boxes, bags and all sorts of crap. The neighbor was getting married and my friend said "I'll bet he's getting rid of his Playboys". Sure enough, the 2nd box we opened was nothing but Penthouse and Hustler. As was the 3rd and 4th box. It was as if we struck gold. I still remember reading the Penthouse Forum and one of the stories was about some dude that saved up all of his jerk off jizz in a jar in the freezer and he would spread it on chicks when he banged them. LOL. WTF.

I took as many as I could fit in my backpack. Don't judge me.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 18, 2010 01:44AM

we broke into my friend's house while he and his family were on vacation to steal a big cardboard box full of Playboys and Penthouses that we knew were stashed in the garage ceiling. It was like Mission: Impossible....just as they were driving down the cul de sac, we grabbed the box, hauled ass, locked the garage door behind us and got the hell outta there. Nobody was the wiser, except for the friend who's garage we'd broken into, but he didn't mind. We built a fort out in the woods and buried them in plastic bags, like treasure. And a good time was had by all.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 18, 2010 03:42AM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> we broke into my friend's house while he and his
> family were on vacation to steal a big cardboard
> box full of Playboys and Penthouses that we knew
> were stashed in the garage ceiling. It was like
> Mission: Impossible....just as they were driving
> down the cul de sac, we grabbed the box, hauled
> ass, locked the garage door behind us and got the
> hell outta there. Nobody was the wiser, except for
> the friend who's garage we'd broken into, but he
> didn't mind. We built a fort out in the woods and
> buried them in plastic bags, like treasure. And a
> good time was had by all.


I bet your friend provided you with the key, or conveniently "forgot" to lock the garage, so that the secret society could finally snatch the Playboys and make away with them for all. Either that, or it was part of his initiation. Hmmmm...

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Dad ()
Date: July 18, 2010 09:01AM

When my son was in fifth grade he approached me one night and asked if
he could skip school for a day so I could take him downtown DC to the
Du Pont Circle Borders where Chyna of WWF fame would be signing copies
of the Playboy in which she was currently appearing. I was shocked but
I had read an article in the Post earlier about the event. I said,
"Let me get this straight. You want me to let you skip school and have
me take a days annual leave so you can go downtown and get a Playboy?"
He said, "YEAH!" with a smirk on his face. I told him there was no way
and to forget it. The next day I asked my boss if I could have a couple
of hours annual leave during lunch so I could go stand in line and get
a copy. He said no problem and handed me a $10 bill and asked me to pick
up a copy for him as well. I also got a copy for my barber. Stood in line
for over an hour got the magazines and had my picture taken with Chyna.
A few years later I gave him the autographed playboy along with the pictures
and he was shocked beyond belief and he still has the copy along with
the photo which he framed and hung on the wall in his room. I'm proud of
him.

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Re: Saturday Morning Cartoons......and Porn
Posted by: Dude ()
Date: July 18, 2010 09:43PM

This was one of my favorites:
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