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Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:35PM

This may interest no one, but I thought this was funny and it's no more random than the stuff I see in the morning after what goes on here in the pre-dawn hours.

As part of my job today, I had to enter a residence that was occupied by people of asian origins. They had a toddler girl present that was listening to songs on a CD player. The CD case on the player was all Christmas tunes sung by asians. The song jingle bells was playing and the singers kept pronouncing "sleigh" as "slee" - "Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slee". It was the only mispronounced word in the entire fucking song and that kid played it over, and over, and over. At first I wasn't phased, but by the end it was all I could do to not crack up. Now, I'll never be able not to think "slee" when I hear that song in the winter.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Politically Correkt ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:42PM

The proper term is Orientals. This is 2010.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Cheech ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:49PM

Oh, screw that
They're chinks

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: huhhh ()
Date: July 15, 2010 08:57PM

but by the end it was all I could do to not crack up.


what was?


and btw...funny shit LMAO

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: tolken ()
Date: July 15, 2010 09:00PM

^^^^one toke over the line^^^^

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Snapple ()
Date: July 16, 2010 12:53AM

You haven't heard Jingle Bells until you've heard it from the Space Age Bachelor Pad.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:28AM

Warhawk,
you need a blog. if you think this is a blog, then you need a blog of your own.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: July 16, 2010 02:31AM

Yeah Warhawk.

By the way, you haven't heard Jingle Bells, till ya heard Meade Skelton sing it!

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 16, 2010 05:30AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Warhawk,
> you need a blog. if you think this is a blog,
> then you need a blog of your own.


I don't have time to blog with all of the time I waste reading the posts here.

I didn't realize that particular type of post constitutes as a blog when all that goes on in off-topic is random ass thoughts, opinions and insults. Let me add something more in line with the attitude around here...

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Date: July 16, 2010 08:39AM

Politically Correkt Wrote:
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> The proper term is Orientals. This is 2010.


+1

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Date: July 16, 2010 08:41AM



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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 16, 2010 09:37AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Warhawk,
> > you need a blog. if you think this is a blog,
> > then you need a blog of your own.
>
>
> I don't have time to blog with all of the time I
> waste reading the posts here.
>
> I didn't realize that particular type of post
> constitutes as a blog when all that goes on in
> off-topic is random ass thoughts, opinions and
> insults. Let me add something more in line with
> the attitude around here...

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2010 12:03PM

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 17, 2010 04:12PM

The correct term is NOT Oriental...

Hey, guys... Check out this blast from the past.



Signatures are for fags

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: July 17, 2010 06:54PM

AHAHAHAH TUTTLE I CANT BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT SHIT


That really is a blast from the past.. you just brought me back buddy thank you rofl

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 17, 2010 07:35PM

Actually, Oriental is the specified correct term when referring to the slanty eyed ones, but Asian is what we use mostly here in the U.S. Either way, neither term is wrong.

I like the story Warhawk, it's a great end-of-the week scenario. Humorous, and good natured lol. +1

This actually reminds me of a few years back, when I finally received a shortwave radio for Christmas. I turned it on, and the first station I picked up was hosting a Chinese children's choir, singing some really beautiful songs in Chinese. I don't know if they were Christmas related, but I could tell that it was a special event regarding the choir's appearance, so I assume the two were related.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Snapple ()
Date: July 18, 2010 10:04AM

It's a shame someone decided "oriental" was offensive. "Asian" conveys no ethnic nformation. It could be a Chinese, Arab, Persian, Indian, Adamanese, Turkic, or a white Russian.

Of course, "Oriental" didn't precisely always mean east Asian, but it had settled down to that meaning for long enough.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 18, 2010 05:10PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> The correct term is NOT Oriental...
>
> Hey, guys... Check out this blast from the past.
>
>

Those chicks are flat.

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 18, 2010 05:39PM

It's because they're orientals...

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Those chicks are flat.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Jingle Bells is Ruined for Me.
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 18, 2010 06:04PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> It's because they're orientals...
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