She is a hottie and by all accounts quite a sex fiend. However I will pass due to the fact that Sharon's Hershey Highway has been well-travelled by her retarded son William...among (many) others.
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I willed that ass to my son William. He is welcome to rub his little nubbin on my widow's starfish to his dark little heart's content. In actual fact though I had not touched Sharon's skanky body for at least 20 years.
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No thanks.

LOL @ "mother to 3 children"

It's a shame that she didn't hookup with a psycho from one of those dating sites. Her being the victim of a serial killer would be a fitting end to such a miserable winch.

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> It's a shame that she didn't hookup with a psycho
> from one of those dating sites. Her being the
> victim of a serial killer would be a fitting end
> to such a miserable winch.


There's still time.

Sharon masturbates to photos of eesh and peep. The closest she ever got to a real man's dick was Chris Tator aka Tator Tots.

Not only wood I I'd get passed the used parts.

Nip

Sharon's shattered shithole is disgusting. God knows what venereal diseases she is carrying.

Last night after Thanksgiving dinner I needed a break from the family and house full of guests so I went down to a local watering hole for a drink. I was sitting there nursing a snifter of cognac when a short fat dumpy-looking woman walked over and plopped her ample arse on the stool next to me. She looked vaguely familiar and as we started talking she introduced herself as "Sharon". I knew immediately who she was and a sudden jolt of excitement came over me. It wasn't a jolt like meeting a famous supermodel, but rather the sort of jolt you might feel when you realize you're talking to an escaped convict or mass murderer who is still on the loose.

Sharon was friendly and began touching me as we talked, sending an unambiguous signal she was interested. After a few minutes her touches turned into caresses, and it wasn't long before those caresses strayed from my arms and chest down to my crotch. Despite my best attempt to control it, my penis began to swell and grow into a raging rock-hard erection. Clearly pleased with herself, Sharon smiled and leaned over to nibble my earlobe. She whispered in my ear "it seems like you need some relief for that swelling" as she continued to caress my cock and balls. She eased herself out of her seat and pulled gently at my arm.

Reluctantly I got up and followed as Sharon led me to the door. As we exited the bar I could hear other patrons making crude comments such as "she got another one." As the door closed behind me I even heard some applause. I was humiliated but exceedingly horny at the same time.

Sharon led me through the parking lot to her vehicle: it was the same beat-up Voyager minivan she had used to stalk eesh and lizzie. As I sat down and belted up, a wave of dizziness passed over me. My vision began to blur and my ears started ringing. I vaguely remember seeing vinyl siding covered with mold and a mailbox with the number "713" on it. There were small pieces of paper on the ground which formed a trail of litter leading to the front door. I recall walking through a doorway into a musty living room, seeing children's toys near a stairway leading to the basement.

Near dawn, I awoke, panic-stricken, in a strange bed, with the scent of cheap perfume and raspy wheezing sounds of a heavy sweating body next to me. Somehow I managed to slide out of the bed and locate most of my clothes in the darkness. Silently, I stumbled around -- for what seemed an eternity but was only a few minutes -- looking for a door. When I finally located the exit I sprinted down the road as fast as I could run.

I must have run a couple miles but finally made it to my car. Sharon had obviously put some unknown drugs in my drink. Still under the influence of god-knows-what -- possibly some combination of roofies, acid and Viagra -- it required extreme concentration to drive home. As daylight broke I stumbled into my house where I collapsed on a couch in the den and passed out. Over 12 hours later I came to. I feel like shit. My dick is burning and my head is pounding. I feel as if I am going to die... Sharon Moreno is a succubus.

^ You will be dead in 3 days. If by some miracle you survive, Sharon will force you to marry her and give her children. She has frozen her eggs and will have them fertilized with your sperm and then implanted in Joanna.