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Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Oh Dear... ()
Date: October 13, 2021 11:55PM

Meade really needs to get right with God or this wouldn't happen so often.


https://www.theapricity.com/forum/showthread.php?353422-Have-you-ever-had-Demons-in-your-room

"Have you ever had Demons in your room?
Demons were in my room again last night. They do things like try to open and close doors and scare me. I rebuke them and I have to keep doing this. They are very persistent! Demons can attack Christians because they hate us, but I don't believe a Christian can become possessed unless they were in a compromised state. I once had a demon lady try to rape me. It was a beautiful woman who turned into an old hag and was suffocating my chest . I saw a skeleton walking around in my room that I presumed was a demon also. These are sleep disturbances, but they like to do this to cause fear."

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Midnight Grabber ()
Date: October 13, 2021 11:58PM

He must have jacked off looking at himself in the mirror again.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Meade does attract Demons.... ()
Date: October 14, 2021 12:06AM

Midnight Grabber Wrote:
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> He must have jacked off looking at himself in the
> mirror again.


I honestly think the fact he has done very little to provide himself a future has given him a valid reason for anxiety which can bring on bad dreams.


I also find these gifs very, very, very funny...
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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: meade was sexually abused ()
Date: October 14, 2021 10:37PM

he has eluded to this before.

or maybe it was another hallucination

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: stop sinning or stop singing? ()
Date: October 14, 2021 10:43PM

it's his singing that brings the demons

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Meade Psychiatrist, Dr. E. Nemma ()
Date: October 14, 2021 10:54PM

It makes sense that demons would avoid low level targets like politicians, priests and bad cops and go after more important people like Meade Skelton.
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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: meade isn't doing much lately ()
Date: October 14, 2021 11:20PM

NO vlogs of course, not much activity on theapricity, and he hasn't done anything interesting on his patreon channel, or the fag would've featured it on his show

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Meade is under attack ()
Date: October 14, 2021 11:35PM

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Unholy Meade ()
Date: October 14, 2021 11:45PM

Meade sold his soul for his music “career”.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Not how that works ()
Date: October 14, 2021 11:49PM

Unholy Meade Wrote:
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> Meade sold his soul for his music “career”.

If Meade did that, wouldn’t he be an actually good singer? Maybe he got a raw deal lol.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Meade of Darkness ()
Date: October 14, 2021 11:52PM

Is it possible that Meade has been possessed by the Prince of Darkness and is now part of the underworld? His music serving as a sirens song, appealing and alluring as it draws you in, then crashes your soul against the rocks of evil

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Satanic Verses ()
Date: October 15, 2021 12:11AM

If you play a Meade record backwards, you can hear his Satanic chants and appeals to darkness.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Number Nine, Number Nine, Number ()
Date: October 15, 2021 02:26AM

Satanic Verses Wrote:
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> If you play a Meade record backwards, you can hear
> his Satanic chants and appeals to darkness.


What if, if you play a Meade record backwards, it was actually a good song?

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Let's make a deal... ()
Date: October 15, 2021 02:39AM

Not how that works Wrote:
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> Unholy Meade Wrote:
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> -----
> > Meade sold his soul for his music “career”.
>
> If Meade did that, wouldn’t he be an actually
> good singer? Maybe he got a raw deal lol.


Meade was born flawed spiritually. mentally and physically.

His soul wasn't worth much.

Meade got a good deal with his minor internet fame as a Lolcow and fuck-up.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: meade has become boing ()
Date: October 15, 2021 03:15AM

he needs to do something interesting

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Meades New Sit-Com ()
Date: October 15, 2021 09:29AM

Someone should make a sit-com based on Meades nightly demon visits.
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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Paywall Pauly ()
Date: October 15, 2021 11:38AM

meade isn't doing much lately Wrote:
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> NO vlogs of course, not much activity on
> theapricity, and he hasn't done anything
> interesting on his patreon channel, or the fag
> would've featured it on his show


The fag featured him on yesterday's "sideshow" only content.
Yes, I pay the toll to listen to a guy who pays the toll for Meade's content.

At Publix, he learned to not bag meat next to blueberries.
They force Meade to clean the floor with one of those big machines after closing.
They don't seem to care that Meade is scared of machines.


Meade is working the counter at Chick-fil-a. It is very confusing for Meade to remember all the steps he needs to remember. He seems particularly troubled by making milkshakes.

Does anyone live close to Richmond? I would love to see a picture of Meade in a Chick-fil-a uniform.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Amazing voice ()
Date: October 15, 2021 02:31PM

Not how that works Wrote:
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> Unholy Meade Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Meade sold his soul for his music “career”.
>
> If Meade did that, wouldn’t he be an actually
> good singer? Maybe he got a raw deal lol.

Meade is one of the greatest singers ever born.

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: Hi Meade.. ()
Date: October 15, 2021 03:24PM

Amazing voice Wrote:
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> Not how that works Wrote:
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> -----
> > Unholy Meade Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Meade sold his soul for his music
> “career”.
> >
> > If Meade did that, wouldn’t he be an actually
> > good singer? Maybe he got a raw deal lol.
>
> Meade is one of the greatest singers ever born.


Meade, posting about yourself anonymously in the third person is the exact opposite of humility.

Did you ever consider these Demon Attacks might be a direct result of this sinful behavior?

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Re: Meade is seeing Demons again. Why won't he stop sinning?
Posted by: not just the cow anymore? ()
Date: October 16, 2021 01:50PM

Paywall Pauly Wrote:
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> meade isn't doing much lately Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NO vlogs of course, not much activity on
> > theapricity, and he hasn't done anything
> > interesting on his patreon channel, or the fag
> > would've featured it on his show
>
>
> The fag featured him on yesterday's "sideshow"
> only content.
> Yes, I pay the toll to listen to a guy who pays
> the toll for Meade's content.
>
> At Publix, he learned to not bag meat next to
> blueberries.
> They force Meade to clean the floor with one of
> those big machines after closing.
> They don't seem to care that Meade is scared of
> machines.
>
>
> Meade is working the counter at Chick-fil-a. It is
> very confusing for Meade to remember all the steps
> he needs to remember. He seems particularly
> troubled by making milkshakes.
>
> Does anyone live close to Richmond? I would love
> to see a picture of Meade in a Chick-fil-a
> uniform.


OK....I suppose I'd better sign up for the fag's program. I love me a juicy meade update.

How long until meade gets fired, or storms out in a huff, maybe after some 'negro' customers get 'uppity' with him?

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