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Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: Texas Pit BBQ ()
Date: September 22, 2021 08:24PM

Why do all sodomy and cock sucking films take place in Republican shit hole states?

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: Makes sense to me... ()
Date: September 22, 2021 09:16PM

Texas Pit BBQ Wrote:
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> Why do all sodomy and cock sucking films take
> place in Republican shit hole states?


Texas is known for its steers and queers.

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: Gay Cowboys ()
Date: September 22, 2021 11:34PM

If you were gay, what cowboy would you fuck?

I would choose Mark McCain (Johnny Crawford) from The Rifleman, Rickey Kelman (Tad) from The Invisible Enemy, or perhaps a young version of Hop Sing from Bonanza.

What cowboys does everyone else want to fuck? Chuck Connors? Lorne Green? Dan Blocker (Hoss), Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, David Carradine?

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: Bocook F Sylvanna ()
Date: September 22, 2021 11:37PM

The gays end up with assholes that look like a wizard's sleeve.

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: .AARPer. ()
Date: September 23, 2021 06:17AM

Wizards sleeve. LOL
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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: RAMROD ()
Date: September 23, 2021 08:29AM

In Rawhide, Clint's character was called RAMROD. 'Nuff said.

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: I got one... ()
Date: September 23, 2021 10:53AM

Dennis Weaver as the dweeb gimp with a limp in "Gunsmoke".

It would be fun to see if he could walk at all after I got done plowing his ass.

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: Mucas McCain ()
Date: September 23, 2021 11:15AM

Little Mark can hold my wood
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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Live Story
Posted by: rifled ()
Date: September 23, 2021 10:06PM

The Rifleman was badass

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Re: Broke Back Mountain is a Texas Love Story
Posted by: Hoss Was Morbidly obese ()
Date: September 23, 2021 10:49PM

John Wayne touched little boys. Texan.
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