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Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 11, 2010 12:22PM

It took the kids to Kings Dominion yesterday. First off, it was sweet because the clouds kept people away for most of the day and we pretty much had run of the park until about 2. Didn't wait in line more than 2 minutes for anything.

While there I noticed a large increase in the amount of people using those motorized scooters compared to years past. Before, you'd see maybe one or two total with mostly old people or some really obese person riding them, but yesterday I must have seen one every 10 minutes. They were everywhere - I almost got hit twice.

And as much as I hate to say it, a disproportionate number of them were simply the sterotypical fat ass white trash, mullet wearing, NASCAR loving male/female or the ghetto black lady. Then to top it off, there were a few instances where I saw a scooter or two parked outside rides, then some perfectly abled people got off the ride, got on them and rode off.

People are simply getting too lazy.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: addams family ()
Date: July 11, 2010 12:27PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> It took the kids to Kings Dominion yesterday.





Who is "it"?
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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Date: July 11, 2010 12:31PM

"It" on a ride...

Sound+of+Music+Festival+20+JUN+09+028.jp


I get what Warhawk means, though. When you are fat like that, you wear your hips out quicker. Then, you have companies like "The Scooter Store" who advertise how they can get Medicare or Medicaid or SSDI to pay for a scooter for your fat ass. Presto...fatsos on scooters. The oxygen tanks aren't far behind, either.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 11, 2010 02:19PM

all these younger people are fat-asses. Ive beens saying it forever.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Al gore ()
Date: July 11, 2010 03:23PM

It's the Internet.
I'm sorry I ever invented it

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 11, 2010 04:40PM

me and my girlfriend went to King's Dominion last week and saw Gary Numan play Summerstage. They were charging $5.95 for a bottle of water! I was like, "whaaaa?" and she was like, "huh??"

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Fergie ()
Date: July 11, 2010 04:47PM

I know!
They've got us by the short and curlies!

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 11, 2010 05:10PM

Fergie Wrote:
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> I know!
> They've got us by the short and curlies!

totally....Teri, my girlfriend, was just saying that the other day when we were making out. It's like, your tax dollars at work, ladies and gentleman! It's those fat cats in Washington.....

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Fergie ()
Date: July 11, 2010 05:17PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> Fergie Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I know!
> > They've got us by the short and curlies!
>
> totally....Teri, my girlfriend, was just saying
> that the other day when we were making out. It's
> like, your tax dollars at work, ladies and
> gentleman! It's those fat cats in Washington.....

Miz...are you cheating onh Mary?

I mean I expext it from most guys...but not from you!

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: July 11, 2010 05:29PM

We really need to cut back on all the pork... and what's the deal with all those earmarks anyhoo? Lemme no...

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> totally....Teri, my girlfriend, was just saying
> that the other day when we were making out. It's
> like, your tax dollars at work, ladies and
> gentleman! It's those fat cats in Washington.....

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: July 11, 2010 07:03PM

My logic is that fat people who claim to be handicapped should never get a scooter. They need to get up and walk, try to burn off that fat. Same for handicapped spaces, they should be as far away as possible from stores. More walking less eating.
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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 11, 2010 08:19PM

Tim45 Wrote:
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> My logic is that fat people who claim to be
> handicapped should never get a scooter. They need
> to get up and walk, try to burn off that fat. Same
> for handicapped spaces, they should be as far away
> as possible from stores. More walking less
> eating.


That is exactly what the majority of the people looked like. Some even less fat than that. And a few seemed so able bodied, they better have had some sort of medical condition to justify riding one of those around. It's really disheartening to see how lazy people are getting and how technology or business establishments enable them.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 11, 2010 10:45PM


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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 11, 2010 11:33PM

This totally pulled up on the first page when I searched for The Scooter Store.







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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 12, 2010 09:05AM

for realziez
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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 12, 2010 09:05AM

to be fair, they get 'em young.
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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Date: July 12, 2010 10:41AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> to be fair, they get 'em young.


Is that an ergonomic scooter? Are horseys politically incorrect now? WTF is wrong with the world?

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: cooler ()
Date: July 12, 2010 10:52AM

I dunno, seems like these guys got the right idea.


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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Yahweh ()
Date: July 12, 2010 10:56AM

do scooters come with 32oz drink holders?

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: mcsmack ()
Date: July 12, 2010 11:47AM

I have contended for years that if this country gets any fatter and out of shape it will come to a complete stop.

A few years ago while entering a Wal-mart,somewhat pre-scooter era, one fat gal (maybe 30ish, 5'6" 280lbs) was too weak to pull a shopping cart out of the chute. So I, always a gentleman, went to her aid and yanked it out for the lady. She thanked me and proceeded into the store. I was taught never to walk in front of a lady so I followed her in as she slowly lumbered along app. 10 feet through the entrance then came to a complete stop and just started looking around. There were also about 3 others bottlenecked in the same area with more piling up behind me. I remember thinking "What the Fuck! Somebody needs to make a fucking move here! Are ya so fat and outta fucking shape ya can't fucking pull out a cart and move more than ten feet at a time? I'm serious sometimes I feel like I'm on the set of "The Night of the Living Dead"! the way people are now days.

I really have to bite my tongue sometimes when I see a young person or any age for that matter in that kind of shape. I get asked frequently about what I do to stay in shape and my reply is always the standard "diet and exercise".

I'm always getting the "Well it's easier for the guys to stay in shape, lose weight or what ever than women". That really pisses me off. For years my standard workout lasts 1.5 to 1.75 hrs 3 or 4 times a week and it is fucking intense. Easier? Kiss my ass! Step into my gym I'll fucking show you easy! I'm not saying everyone should be like me but for the love of fucking God can some of you just try a little harder? Please? Sorry for the rant but the next fat fucking, cart driving slob that blocks off an entire isle at Cosco in front of me is gonna get donkey punched.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/12/2010 12:40PM by mcsmack.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: October 05, 2010 02:00PM

bump


I do believe Wal Mart has the highest concentration of scooters outside of a Tea Party rally. These people are usually obese and scoot around like the world owes them something.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 02:20PM

A shit-slammimg FAGGOT named 'Warhawk' wrote :

> "And as much as I hate to say it, a disproportionate
> number of them were simply the sterotypical fat ass white trash,"

AS OPPOSED TO SHIT BROWN COLORED TRASH?

> "mullet wearing,"

AS OPPOSED TO FRIED CHICKEN-GREASE FINGER WEARING LIKE YOURSELF?

> "NASCAR loving male/female or the ghetto black lady.

AS OPPOSED TO AN UN UGLY OBESE-INTERNET DWEEB LIKE YOURSELF?

BY THE WAY ASSHOLE, SOME "PERFECTLY ABLE LOOKING" PEOPLE
EXPERIENCE DEBILITATING PAIN ON A DAILY BASIS.

SO GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BROKEN BROOMSTICK!

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: October 05, 2010 02:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> This totally pulled up on the first page when I
> searched for The Scooter Store.

If I'm trying to sell scooters I'd want that on page 1 too..

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 05, 2010 03:12PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> A shit-slammimg FAGGOT named 'Warhawk' wrote

Yay! I made Troll's hit list.


> > "And as much as I hate to say it, a
> disproportionate
> > number of them were simply the sterotypical fat
> ass white trash,"
>
> AS OPPOSED TO SHIT BROWN COLORED TRASH?


Go ahead, you can use the "n word" if you like. I know you want to.

>
> > "mullet wearing,"
>
> AS OPPOSED TO FRIED CHICKEN-GREASE FINGER WEARING
> LIKE YOURSELF?


No mullet now, but I had one in 1989 and it was rockin'


> > "NASCAR loving male/female or the ghetto black
> lady.
>
> AS OPPOSED TO AN UN UGLY OBESE-INTERNET DWEEB LIKE
> YOURSELF?


Hey, where'd you get a picture of me?


>
> BY THE WAY ASSHOLE, SOME "PERFECTLY ABLE LOOKING"
> PEOPLE
> EXPERIENCE DEBILITATING PAIN ON A DAILY BASIS.


Very true, but it was clear that these people in particular weren't in pain.


> SO GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BROKEN BROOMSTICK!


Hmmm...sounds tempting. But only if I've had a few drinks.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/05/2010 03:12PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 03:35PM

Warhawk wrote :
> "Go ahead, you can use the "n word" if you like. I know you want to."

WRONG. If I wanted to, I would have. Got that NEGGER?

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: K to the P ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:07PM

Laziness happens when they empire reaches its pinacle - dont worry Rome will burn soon and all will be right.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:25PM

Maybe it will burn with all the queers and 'minorities' in it?

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:27PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Maybe it will burn with all the queers and
> 'minorities' in it?


You be the lazy minority soon. All you do is play on FX underground you lazy white gringo.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:39PM

At least I'm not a SHIT-BROWN DIRTY Mexican like you.

Even if you could take this land from our people, it would just be
another extension of the armpit-Nation you spics run from known as Mexico.

Europe and Russia are big, AND powerful.
.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:42PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> At least I'm not a SHIT-BROWN DIRTY Mexican like
> you.
>
> Even if you could take this land from our people,
> it would just be
> another extension of the armpit-Nation you spics
> run from known as Mexico.
>
> Europe and Russia are big, AND powerful.
> .

The only armpit it would have in it would be a white little gringo such as yourself. Dont worry we give you job mowing lawns. I give your mom AND dad job to. Your dad work tijuana donkey show.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:48PM

That was just GAY, just like your beef and cheese eating DADDY.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 08:59PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> That was just GAY, just like your beef and cheese
> eating DADDY.

Everyone like beef and cheese stupid gringo

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:08PM

NOT EVERYDAY, AND IN EVERY DISH. You bland asses.

I really like your 'sport' and 'limited' stickers on your
civics with adjustable aluminum wings from Pep Boys.
Really shows off how RETARDED your kind is.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:14PM

I drive 2008 BMW 550i series.Me also own 12 trucks and 6 vans for buisness all payed off. Nice try gringo. I also make more than you, your mother and daddy combined. Me and my spic friends are taking over.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:23PM

You lie. YOU live in your MOTHERS basement.

That's why you are here with me and my 2.8 million dollar mansion,
H1 diesel Hummer, two Ferraris, and one Lamborghini.

If you take over, let me know and I'll buy it from you.
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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:31PM

No. Mother lives with me in my house in falls church. She take care of my 4 kids. I live in small house. No mansion no h1 no ferarri. I think you live in your mothers house. Not in basement tho. I think your room next to hers 2nd or 3rd floor. I still have more moneys than you and family. I only here for 6 years and know how to use internet and make money off gringo.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:40PM

You = Gringo-Leech

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:49PM

your mom = mexican dome sucking leech

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 09:53PM

Your father = Mexican child-raping parasite.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:00PM

Troll@AOL Wrote:
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> Your father = Mexican child-raping parasite.


from other post I read that sound like your father, That why you gay. Everyone say so on this website

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:22PM

Yeah, GAY like EVERYONE on this site.
You must not know it but we are are ALL SECRET GAYS.

Mmmmmmmm. I think I'll add a heaping pile of ass-butter
on my burrito tonight.

I like burritos because they are LONG and FAT, like DICKS.
Well, not Mexican dicks of course.
.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Registered Voter ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:24PM

eesh is on a roll tonight

If you can’t model the past, where you know the answer pretty well, how can you model the future? - William Happer Cyrus Fogg Brackett Professor of Physics Princeton University

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:25PM

Tell me about it. He is a great fuck also.

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"Why don't you LOSERS just pack your flower print DOUCHE BAGS
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- 'philscamms' (the YT Watchdog) ; internet & YouTube® extraordinaire.

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: jose01 ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:28PM

No you the only gay gringo on this website. Everyone say so. You say so to. You burn in hell for being gay. Devil will like you. Special place in the deep hole of hell for you

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Re: Laziness is Infecting Society
Posted by: Troll@AOL ()
Date: October 05, 2010 10:30PM

Trust me, I am packing one Hell of a BIG surprise for that cock sucker when I get my turn.

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and get your stoopid @$$#$ THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ!"

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