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Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
The Ponderer
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Date: September 21, 2021 01:16PM
Why don't you two do a Burr/Hamilton type duel? However since we know both of you have tasted cock before, i propose you blow each other and time it. The one who blows his load the quickest is the loser. The one who lasted longer will be crowned King of the Losers on FU. It's a win/win all around. To emortalize it you could have Sylvanna video the whole ordeal. Then she really can say she made a movie, albeit a short one.
TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on his website.
TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on his website.
Re: Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
priceless
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Date: September 21, 2021 01:19PM
The Ponderer Wrote:
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> TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck
> Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special
> Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on
> his website.
That could potentially outsell everything Meade has done in his entire career.
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> TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck
> Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special
> Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on
> his website.
That could potentially outsell everything Meade has done in his entire career.
Re: Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
Tator likes Tots
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Date: September 21, 2021 08:16PM
Christopher J. Tator aka Tator Tots should be included. He's in a minimum security federal prison so it should be possible to interview him on video.
Re: Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
WC Poulton
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Date: September 21, 2021 08:25PM
Carlos Ace Dejesus has some fucking ugly ass children. They look like that banjo kid from the movie Deliverance.
I don't know if it's because of inbreeding or the heroin the baby mamas are using during pregnancy, but these kids are retarded pieces of shit.
Let's not forget that Carlos is supporting these 5+ kids on a fast food wage.
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I don't know if it's because of inbreeding or the heroin the baby mamas are using during pregnancy, but these kids are retarded pieces of shit.
Let's not forget that Carlos is supporting these 5+ kids on a fast food wage.
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Re: Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
Blow off
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Date: August 16, 2023 01:54AM
The Ponderer Wrote:
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> Why don't you two do a Burr/Hamilton type duel?
> However since we know both of you have tasted cock
> before, i propose you blow each other and time it.
> The one who blows his load the quickest is the
> loser. The one who lasted longer will be crowned
> King of the Losers on FU. It's a win/win all
> around. To emortalize it you could have Sylvanna
> video the whole ordeal. Then she really can say
> she made a movie, albeit a short one.
>
> TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck
> Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special
> Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on
> his website.
Moreno would lose if the kids were within eyesight while Carlos was blowing him. Moreno's little nubbin gets rock hard and dripping jizz at the mere sight of kids, regardless of whether they are geniuses or mongoloid idiots. To ensure a fair contest the kids should be kept behind a screen until a winner is declared.
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> Why don't you two do a Burr/Hamilton type duel?
> However since we know both of you have tasted cock
> before, i propose you blow each other and time it.
> The one who blows his load the quickest is the
> loser. The one who lasted longer will be crowned
> King of the Losers on FU. It's a win/win all
> around. To emortalize it you could have Sylvanna
> video the whole ordeal. Then she really can say
> she made a movie, albeit a short one.
>
> TJ Sadler, Michael Basl, Meade Skelton, and Chuck
> Hoffmann can offer commentary on a special
> Director's Cut DVD release that Meade can sell on
> his website.
Moreno would lose if the kids were within eyesight while Carlos was blowing him. Moreno's little nubbin gets rock hard and dripping jizz at the mere sight of kids, regardless of whether they are geniuses or mongoloid idiots. To ensure a fair contest the kids should be kept behind a screen until a winner is declared.
Re: Carlos Ace DeJesus and William Moreno
Posted by:
Banjo kid
()
Date: August 23, 2023 11:30AM
WC Poulton Wrote:
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> Carlos Ace Dejesus has some fucking ugly ass
> children. They look like that banjo kid from the
> movie Deliverance.
>
> I don't know if it's because of inbreeding or the
> heroin the baby mamas are using during pregnancy,
> but these kids are retarded pieces of shit.
>
>
> Let's not forget that Carlos is supporting these
> 5+ kids on a fast food wage.
>
>
> .
That kid looks fucked up. Meth Mama was using illegal drugs during pregnancy.
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> Carlos Ace Dejesus has some fucking ugly ass
> children. They look like that banjo kid from the
> movie Deliverance.
>
> I don't know if it's because of inbreeding or the
> heroin the baby mamas are using during pregnancy,
> but these kids are retarded pieces of shit.
>
>
> Let's not forget that Carlos is supporting these
> 5+ kids on a fast food wage.
>
>
> .
That kid looks fucked up. Meth Mama was using illegal drugs during pregnancy.