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Posted by: .Brown Onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 06:56AM

Everyone should consider a healthy breakfast this morning! I am having honeydew melon slices with grape nuts cereal in skim milk and a big cold glass of orange juice.

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Posted by: .Sweet Spot ()
Date: September 12, 2021 07:04AM

I am enjoying dinner leftovers from the wonderful Cafe Renaissance. Delicious!

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Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 07:19AM

I just pulled into the Roy Rogers parking lot and it looks like they are open unlike last weekend.
I'm going to get two scrambled egg with sausage platters as well as a biscuit and gravy platter along with a diet coke. My bowels got this!

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Posted by: Paint Bank ()
Date: September 12, 2021 07:52AM

Roy Rogers platter sounds delectable.

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Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: September 12, 2021 07:55AM

Healthy breakfast today. Cheerios with blueberries, whole grain muffin, Tomato Juice.

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Posted by: seven figure city…. ()
Date: September 12, 2021 08:07AM

So many sock puppets here and elsewhere…

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Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 09:50AM

Real Fatso Freddie Wrote:
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> Healthy breakfast today. Cheerios with
> blueberries, whole grain muffin, Tomato Juice.


That sounds wonderful RFF. You should keep up the healthy eating!

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Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 10:15AM

A couple friends are coming over to watch the game today and we are betting money on the outcome. I am going to serve hot wings, chips, onion dip, deep fried tater-tots and a veggie tray with plenty of ice cold Budweiser! My bowels are up for this!

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Posted by: spring onion. ()
Date: September 12, 2021 03:44PM

Hi everyone. The real Brown Onion and I text each other a few times a week. He is okay. Hope all the legit posters here are doing well!

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Posted by: Bacon, Browns and a Bun ()
Date: September 12, 2021 03:46PM

I'm good.

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Date: September 12, 2021 04:29PM

respectfully Mr. Onion...

grape nuts cereal? that shit tears your intestines up bruh

skim milk? are you a baby cow?

everything else was food for humans

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Date: September 12, 2021 04:35PM

"Respectfully", you are an idiot.

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Posted by: toasted onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 04:45PM

spring onion. Wrote:
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> Hi everyone. The real Brown Onion and I text each
> other a few times a week. He is okay. Hope all the
> legit posters here are doing well!

Hi Spring! Now that you have a 2 year degree from Richard Bland have you thought about continuing your education at William and Mary? From what I have heard if you graduate from Bland with a 3.0 or better you are guaranteed acceptance at W&M. Think about it Spring.

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Posted by: Butthole Onion ()
Date: September 12, 2021 08:44PM

Ate some homemade firehouse Chili, now by butt is pouring out crimson colored liquid goo.

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Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 13, 2021 04:57AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is back working his regular schedule and 5am guy would like to extend best wishes to all the BiB's!

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Posted by: Poopy Fartz. ()
Date: September 13, 2021 05:07AM

Poopy Fartz says hi to 5am.

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Posted by: 5am guy. ()
Date: September 14, 2021 04:56AM

Hi all! 5am guy checking in again here. 5am guy is getting ready to drop a load here in a few minutes. 5am guy was eating IHOP food last night and it has put 5am guys bowels on edge. 5am guy and chicken frying woman are planning a trip to a big hotel this weekend. 5am guy is paying for a Jacuzzi room that has a balcony and a nice view. 5am guy is sending positive vibes to all the bib's!

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Posted by: Do eeeeet ()
Date: September 14, 2021 09:51AM


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Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 14, 2021 09:00PM

Had two thick peanut butter sandwiches for dimmer plus a apple pie from Harris Teets. It was good but maybe not all that healthy.

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Posted by: jhonny bravo ()
Date: September 15, 2021 04:16AM

"Top of the world" by Jhonny Bravo



Such a feeling is coming over me
I need to get to a toilet immediately
God I don't know why, there's a twitch in my brown eye
And I won't be surprised if it's a bad dream

Everything that I want to see
Is now coming true especially for me
And the reason is clear, it's because a throne is here
It's the nearest thing to heaven that I've seen

I'm on the top of the throne in the back of a gas station
It was the only destination I could find
Im so glad that I've found a bowl that can be browned
This throne has put me at the top of the world.........

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Posted by: Macro ()
Date: September 15, 2021 05:15AM

Two thumbs down, JP.

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Posted by: transgender onion ()
Date: September 16, 2021 04:47AM

5am guy are you there??

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Posted by: boiled. onion ()
Date: September 16, 2021 05:02PM

I am leaving work now but I have a family size lasagna called in to a local pizza shop for me to pick up on the way home. My bowels are worried.

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