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damn pineapple
Posted by: dlee ()
Date: July 22, 2005 12:15PM

I bought a whole pineapple from Super H Mart the other day. Cut it up for breakfast this morning. That thing burned the hell out of my mouth and tongue. That ever happen to anyone else? I've never had a problem with pineapple before. And the same thing happened to my wife, so it's gotta be the pinapple itself rather than some wierd allergy.

I found this posted online for you science types.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: LanEvo ()
Date: July 22, 2005 10:36PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/18/2011 10:40PM by LanEvo.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: LanEvo ()
Date: July 23, 2005 12:51PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/18/2011 10:40PM by LanEvo.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Randy ()
Date: August 01, 2005 03:18PM

That happens with some pineapples that aren't 100% ripe. Just too damn acidic.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: tina ()
Date: August 05, 2005 05:33PM

pineapples are fuckin gross.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: September 03, 2005 10:14AM

But peaches are yummeh.

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WHERE'S THE BEEF

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: tina ()
Date: September 04, 2005 01:26AM

Nik Wrote:
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> But peaches are yummeh.
>
> Currently playing: Madden 2006 (Xbox), Nintendogs
> (Nintendo DS)
>
> Fuck the Orioles.


You read my mind.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: September 04, 2005 12:10PM

I know, like a book.

*is psychotic*

*i mean psychic*

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Cookie ()
Date: September 12, 2005 08:54PM

Pineapples Sugar/acid ratio and ascorbic acid content vary considerably with the fruit. The sugar content may change from 4% to 15% during the final 2 weeks before full ripening.Therefore it is highly acidic until ripe.

Toxicity

When unripe, the pineapple is not only inedible but poisonous, irritating the throat and acting as a drastic purgative.

Excessive consumption of pineapple cores has caused the formation of fiber balls (bezoars) in the digestive tract.

Hope this sheds some light on the problem :)

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: September 12, 2005 09:02PM

do u have to get those (bezoards) surgicly removed? or do they exit the body with time

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: PaperPusher ()
Date: September 14, 2005 01:04PM

Sponge Bob lives in a damn pineapple

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: September 14, 2005 05:37PM

tina Wrote:
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> Nik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > But peaches are yummeh.
> >
> > Currently playing: Madden 2006 (Xbox),
> Nintendogs
> > (Nintendo DS)
> >
> > Fuck the Orioles.
>
>
> You read my mind.

it wasn't a very interesting read, the plot was contrived and the characters were too consumed by need.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Nik ()
Date: September 15, 2005 04:31PM

Right, sure, ok.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: MidwestSkeptic ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:40AM

Cookie Wrote:
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> Pineapples Sugar/acid ratio and ascorbic acid
> content vary considerably with the fruit. The
> sugar content may change from 4% to 15% during the
> final 2 weeks before full ripening.Therefore it is
> highly acidic until ripe.
>
> Toxicity
>
> When unripe, the pineapple is not only inedible
> but poisonous, irritating the throat and acting as
> a drastic purgative.
>
> Excessive consumption of pineapple cores has
> caused the formation of fiber balls (bezoars) in
> the digestive tract.
.........^
.........|

Has this been medically proven in the last 2 decades???
or is it some rumor being propagated across the gulliblenet?

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Injected ()
Date: October 19, 2011 12:48PM

They inject them with bleach to keep them from going bad as fast. You've permanently damaged your throat.

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Re: damn pineapple
Posted by: Bob Dole ()
Date: October 19, 2011 01:10PM

I once ate a pineapple that didn't have my name on it...and now my arm doesn't work. When you think pineapple...think Dole.

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