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Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:11PM

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:21PM

I'd need the Playboy pics or non uniform pics to say for certain. Her face is cute for a cop, but the uniform definitely detracts in big way.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: bloody blisters ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:21PM

nay, as in, she's a horse.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:24PM

There's something wrong with her face...

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:47PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> There's something wrong with her face...


I think her face is fine, but there are two things that really are wrecking havoc: 1. Her hair - WTF? and 2. The crumpled tie.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:50PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > There's something wrong with her face...
>
>
> I think her face is fine, but there are two things
> that really are wrecking havoc: 1. Her hair -
> WTF? and 2. The crumpled tie.



i'm pretty sure you were the only one who noticed the tie.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:56PM

She's a prison guard, not a sheriff.


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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 01:57PM

prison guards are sheriff deputies are they not?

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Date: July 07, 2010 01:57PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> There's something wrong with her face...


My spunk isn't on it.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:00PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> prison guards are sheriff deputies are they not?


No, and even if they were that isn't what your failing thread title says.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:00PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> i'm pretty sure you were the only one who noticed
> the tie.


LOL....probably.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Britdrnva~ ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:00PM

She's cute - she looks a bit elfen but I certainly wouldn't say no to her.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:01PM

did you....read...the story?

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:04PM

pgens Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> > prison guards are sheriff deputies are they
> not?
>
>
> No, and even if they were that isn't what your
> failing thread title says.

Fucking sheriff deputies, how do they work?

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:07PM

just so we are clear...


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540
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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:26PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> did you....read...the story?


Yes, just because that area's sheriff's office is in charge of the jail employees doesn't mean the jail employees are sheriff's deputies. That is a dumb conclusion. I guess the night shift cleanup crew are all sheriff's deputies?

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 02:34PM

Are the clean-up crews going hands-on with the inmates on the regular? 'Cause the story says she is. And why would the the Sheriff's office be suspending her and doing an investigation? If she was just a guard with a private company wouldn't they be the ones suspending her and doing an investigation? I suppose both could investigate...but it just seems to me that when words such as "Maj. Rick Hoyt said the photos were inappropriate for an officer of the law and may break a department rule..." are used it would seem logical to conclude that she is (or was), infact, a Sheriffs Deputy.

/fail

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: July 07, 2010 03:17PM

She's a prison guard, not a private contractor. That sherrif's office is in charge of the prison, so any personnel actions go through that office (duh?). Prison guards generally aren't even cops! How can you be a sheriff's deputy and not be a cop? They call prison guards officers of the law to make them feel better. She's a corrections officer, not a police officer. You have TOTALLY failed.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: July 07, 2010 04:15PM

I'd fuck her.

Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 07, 2010 04:36PM

pgens Wrote:
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> She's a corrections officer, not a police officer.

FUCKIN' MIRACLES

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Eyeballs ()
Date: July 07, 2010 04:45PM

I looked up her naked pictures on the net and she's full of Botox
and artificial implants. Airbrushed, okay. If she was wet, I bet
she'd looked like a drowned rat. I'd do her but nothing beats natural.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Tobi ()
Date: July 07, 2010 04:55PM

Weird big nose

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Date: July 07, 2010 04:57PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> pgens Wrote:
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> > She's a corrections officer, not a police
> officer.
>
> FUCKIN' MIRACLES


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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 07, 2010 05:14PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> pgens Wrote:
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> > She's a corrections officer, not a police
> officer.
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> FUCKIN' MIRACLES


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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Popeye the Sailor ()
Date: July 07, 2010 05:23PM

Any port in a storm.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 05:29PM

pgens Wrote:
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> She's a prison guard, not a private contractor.
> That sherrif's office is in charge of the prison,
> so any personnel actions go through that office
> (duh?). Prison guards generally aren't even cops!
> How can you be a sheriff's deputy and not be a
> cop? They call prison guards officers of the law
> to make them feel better. She's a corrections
> officer, not a police officer. You have TOTALLY
> failed.


You wanna fight? Let's go to one of the many FFX ADC threads in the General forum and throw down!!!

But seriously, you're retarded.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Tobi ()
Date: July 07, 2010 05:30PM

And she's ugly too!

Fail

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: lawman23 ()
Date: July 07, 2010 06:32PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> it would seem
> logical to conclude that she is (or was), infact,
> a Sheriffs Deputy.

I am laughing hard, you have no idea what you are talking about... corrections officers are the ones who either couldn't make the police force or were thrown out of the police force. That is the ghetto of law enforcement.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 07, 2010 08:17PM

Has nobody figured out how to work the google on the Internet machine?

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: ???????? ()
Date: July 07, 2010 09:09PM

fairfax, loudoun and PW sheriffs run their detention center. Are they not all sworn police officers? Last time I checked they were I know its not arkansas but im sure it's the same just about everywhere.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: July 07, 2010 09:11PM

Her face isnt bad its the Something about Mary hair she has going on
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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: July 07, 2010 09:32PM

She is do-able but doesn't do alot for me.


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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 07, 2010 10:00PM

I remember what she reminds me of!

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: July 07, 2010 10:16PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> MrMephisto Wrote:
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> > There's something wrong with her face...
>
>
> I think her face is fine, but there are two things
> that really are wrecking havoc: 1. Her hair -
> WTF? and 2. The crumpled tie.

Her hair is fried, dyed, and laid to the side.

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriffs Deputy (better?) Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 07, 2010 10:29PM

After seeing the other photos, YES, she's fine. She has that Scandinavian look too :-D

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Re: Hot or Not: Arkansas Sheriff Who Posed for Playboy.com
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: July 07, 2010 11:25PM

hoocoodanode Wrote:
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