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Think of your colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 22, 2021 06:23AM

Think of your colon. It’s already four pounds and deals with enough shit.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: ItchesScratched ()
Date: June 22, 2021 06:34AM

Way up in the colon.
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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Pooter ()
Date: June 22, 2021 07:18AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Think of your colon. It’s already four pounds
> and deals with enough shit.

Thanks Brown Onion!

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 22, 2021 07:43AM

Dad and the obese neighbor are married now. I’m a bit confused. Going back to college classes this week for summer school, but I don’t understand how this is possible.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Detective Kimble ()
Date: June 22, 2021 07:57AM

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Speaking of hambeast ()
Date: June 22, 2021 08:23AM

Didn’t Megan Toohey enjoy anal sex?

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: 13 original colonies ()
Date: June 22, 2021 08:41AM

So what were the colonists doing?

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Brown Onion's legacy ()
Date: June 22, 2021 09:19AM

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: BO Fan! ()
Date: June 22, 2021 10:38AM

STFU ham. BO was far better than you and never picked you.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Oil Can Boyd ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:09AM

It amazes me the cavalier attitude of youthful individuals. Then again, I never thought about food choices when my hair wasn’t grey, nor did I consider my plumbing at all come to think of it. People seem upset about this topic. Maybe it’s because it’s inevitable. We all start this world in a diaper and leave in one too. Just my two cents.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Scholar Onionz ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:15AM

unfunny and disgusting. the giffer has an asshole fetish - who wants a pool noodle stuck up their ass all the way to the hilt? Fucking deranged if you ask me.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Who gives a shit? ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:18AM

Oil Can Boyd Wrote:
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> It amazes me the cavalier attitude of youthful
> individuals. Then again, I never thought about
> food choices when my hair wasn’t grey, nor did I
> consider my plumbing at all come to think of it.
> People seem upset about this topic. Maybe it’s
> because it’s inevitable. We all start this world
> in a diaper and leave in one too. Just my two
> cents.


Another geezer talking about his poop!

This one also seems to confuse 'disgust' with 'upset'.

Hopefully, I'll die before my life narrows down to telling people about my shit on a discussion forum.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Stewey ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:22AM

Does Brown Onion still pass motor parts from old automobiles?

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: As a matte of fact... ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:26AM

Stewey Wrote:
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> Does Brown Onion still pass motor parts from old
> automobiles?

He has graduated to small planes...He locked himself in the bathroom last April and he is 2/3ds of the way through passing a Cessna.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Oil Can Boyd ()
Date: June 22, 2021 11:57AM

Well if that’s the case, drive off of a hill. I’m an elderly man but just telling the truth. Very content, happy, but I do wish my digestive organs worked better.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Teller of Things ()
Date: June 22, 2021 12:08PM

Oil Can Boyd Wrote:
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> Well if that’s the case, drive off of a hill.
> I’m an elderly man but just telling the truth.
> Very content, happy, but I do wish my digestive
> organs worked better.


This is FU. Go to an IBS forum.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Keep this in mind ()
Date: June 22, 2021 12:55PM

Teller of Things Wrote:
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> Oil Can Boyd Wrote:
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> -----
> > Well if that’s the case, drive off of a hill.
> > I’m an elderly man but just telling the
> truth.
> > Very content, happy, but I do wish my digestive
> > organs worked better.
>
>
> This is FU. Go to an IBS forum.

IBS forums tend to ban shit obsessives like the OP.
Anyone who thinks telling people what is in their poo are persona non gratis.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: never, never, cash down ()
Date: June 22, 2021 01:09PM

Hambeast Onion/Brown Onion/Rusty Craplace or whatever must stay at FFXU. When he starts talking about poop his secret desires about poop hardly remain secret...

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Aramar ()
Date: June 22, 2021 01:33PM

Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about our health problems, find someone else to make fun of.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 22, 2021 02:03PM

Aramar Wrote:
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> Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about our
> health problems, find someone else to make fun of.


Just like civil rights against racism, we have more miles to go in our crouched walk for justice. Our stomach pains, time away from our family and friends, while on toilets and so much more. We shall overcome. We shall overcome.

I ask my non IBS brothers and sisters to walk a mile in our smelly shoes.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Follower 25 ()
Date: June 22, 2021 02:18PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Aramar Wrote:
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> -----
> > Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about our
> > health problems, find someone else to make fun
> of.
>
>
> Just like civil rights against racism, we have
> more miles to go in our crouched walk for justice.
> Our stomach pains, time away from our family and
> friends, while on toilets and so much more. We
> shall overcome. We shall overcome.
>
> I ask my non IBS brothers and sisters to walk a
> mile in our smelly shoes.

Did Brown Onion take all the talent including Mr Bravo?

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 22, 2021 02:39PM

Follower 25 Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Aramar Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Shut your mouths. If we want to talk about
> our
> > > health problems, find someone else to make
> fun
> > of.
> >
> >
> > Just like civil rights against racism, we have
> > more miles to go in our crouched walk for
> justice.
> > Our stomach pains, time away from our family
> and
> > friends, while on toilets and so much more. We
> > shall overcome. We shall overcome.
> >
> > I ask my non IBS brothers and sisters to walk a
> > mile in our smelly shoes.
>
> Did Brown Onion take all the talent including Mr
> Bravo?


I am sick and tired of this. Brown Onion isn’t here anymore. I’m your new leader of the thread now, and with that, I demand respect. While my predecessors work was admirable, this is my turn now and I will see positive changes come to fruition.

All of the people who are gone are gone.

Now let’s discuss what matters, our health concerns and please stay on track or I’ll have to either censure or ban you.

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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: June 22, 2021 02:47PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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>
> Now let’s discuss what matters, our health
> concerns and please stay on track or I’ll have
> to either censure or ban you.

You don't have the power to censure or ban anyone
Then again, neither did Brown Onion.
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Re: Think of your colon
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 22, 2021 02:50PM

Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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>
> >
> > Now let’s discuss what matters, our health
> > concerns and please stay on track or I’ll
> have
> > to either censure or ban you.
>
> You don't have the power to censure or ban anyone
> Then again, neither did Brown Onion.

You’re incorrect on that. You are herby censured for behavior detrimental to those with defective colons and/or IBS. You will cease and desist from posting graphic imagery, not limited to fecal matter and apologize to all with health conditions or face further discipline as deemed by myself in this or any manner.

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Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: What the fuck is wrong with you? ()
Date: June 22, 2021 03:00PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> >
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> > -----
> >
> > >
> > > Now let’s discuss what matters, our health
> > > concerns and please stay on track or I’ll
> > have
> > > to either censure or ban you.
> >
> > You don't have the power to censure or ban
> anyone
> > Then again, neither did Brown Onion.
>
> You’re incorrect on that. You are herby censured
> for behavior detrimental to those with defective
> colons and/or IBS. You will cease and desist from
> posting graphic imagery, not limited to fecal
> matter and apologize to all with health conditions
> or face further discipline as deemed by myself in
> this or any manner.


What are you going to do about it?

Hold your breath until you turn blue...
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