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Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: SU WU ()
Date: June 20, 2021 07:52PM

Answer these questions as Michael would


Gender

How many children you have (if any)

Where you live

Ethnicity

Religious beliefs or spirituality

Highest level of education

What you do

Income

If you would like to start a family

If you smoke and how often

If you drink and how often

What Are You Passionate About?

What Two or Three Things Do You Enjoy Doing With Your Leisure Time?

What Are The Three Things You’re Thankful For?

Are You Open to Meet Someone Who Already Has Children?

How Far Should We Search for Your Matches?

What Are You Looking For In A Partner?

How Happy Are You With Your Physical Appearance?

-Why Are You A Good Catch?

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: SU WU ()
Date: June 20, 2021 07:52PM

-Gender
I wish I was a lesbian. I like taking it up the ass from black men with HIV though. I've always been confused since my uncle Allan touched my bootyhole in second grade

-How many children you have (if any)
All of them are my children

-Where you live
I live in my dead mother's storage container. It can't be called a house since it's smaller than a trailer.

-Ethnicity
Vanilla

-Religious beliefs or spirituality
My mother was a Christian but she died of cancer so I don't know what I believe in anymore

-Highest level of education
Barely finished school due to always being picked last, bullied for my glasses and weak body, teased for being goofy and geeky.

-What you do
Stalk anyone who has a pulse.

-Income
Let's talk about the outcome - bankrupted

-If you would like to start a family
I'd prefer to end a family. I hate people who have families because I don't have anyone in my family who likes me or cared about me.

-If you smoke and how often
I smoke meth and cigarettes, hourly. I'm trying to get cancer and die like my mother.

-If you drink and how often
I drink the semen of black men with HIV

-What Are You Passionate About?
Other people's lives because I don't have one of my own

-What Two or Three Things Do You Enjoy Doing With Your Leisure Time?
Stalking people, obsessing over people and their entire lives, their families, etc

-What Are The Three Things You’re Thankful For?
Bankruptcy. My father's money. The judge denying the protective order - oh, wait...

-Are You Open to Meet Someone Who Already Has Kids?
-YES please! Easy pickins for the lickins

-How Far Should We Search for Your Matches?
As far as the eye can see. I'm willing to drive thousands of miles for my obsessions. I do it all the time to leave love letters on windshields. Ohio, here I come again!

-How Happy Are You With Your Physical Appearance?
Not happy at all. I change my appearance all the time. I hate my hair. My face. My body. I'm covered head to toe to take away from how ugly I am but it's never worked. I'm not interesting at all so the tattoos are like a costume I wear for attention.

-What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
They just have to be alive. Well, not always

-Why Are You A Good Catch?
Because I am obsessive. I will make you feel like the only person in the world. I will think about you constantly and seek you out no matter where you are, no matter how far away you try to run or how many protective orders you get or how many days in jail I spend. I'll always be there for you. No one will ever take a greater interest in you than me!

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: Marcus ()
Date: September 01, 2021 10:44AM

There are many strange people. The Internet makes it visible) But the truth is that you yourself can choose with whom you communicate. Everything is simple. I have a questionnaire on Maturetenders. I took the rule not to pay attention to those who do not fit me. I just do not want to waste time on it. And I can do it easily (in contrast to real life).

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: Describes the retard perfectly ()
Date: September 01, 2021 12:10PM

SU WU Wrote:
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> -Gender
> I wish I was a lesbian. I like taking it up the
> ass from black men with HIV though. I've always
> been confused since my uncle Allan touched my
> bootyhole in second grade
>
> -How many children you have (if any)
> All of them are my children
>
> -Where you live
> I live in my dead mother's storage container. It
> can't be called a house since it's smaller than a
> trailer.
>
> -Ethnicity
> Vanilla
>
> -Religious beliefs or spirituality
> My mother was a Christian but she died of cancer
> so I don't know what I believe in anymore
>
> -Highest level of education
> Barely finished school due to always being picked
> last, bullied for my glasses and weak body, teased
> for being goofy and geeky.
>
> -What you do
> Stalk anyone who has a pulse.
>
> -Income
> Let's talk about the outcome - bankrupted
>
> -If you would like to start a family
> I'd prefer to end a family. I hate people who have
> families because I don't have anyone in my family
> who likes me or cared about me.
>
> -If you smoke and how often
> I smoke meth and cigarettes, hourly. I'm trying to
> get cancer and die like my mother.
>
> -If you drink and how often
> I drink the semen of black men with HIV
>
> -What Are You Passionate About?
> Other people's lives because I don't have one of
> my own
>
> -What Two or Three Things Do You Enjoy Doing With
> Your Leisure Time?
> Stalking people, obsessing over people and their
> entire lives, their families, etc
>
> -What Are The Three Things You’re Thankful For?
> Bankruptcy. My father's money. The judge denying
> the protective order - oh, wait...
>
> -Are You Open to Meet Someone Who Already Has
> Kids?
> -YES please! Easy pickins for the lickins
>
> -How Far Should We Search for Your Matches?
> As far as the eye can see. I'm willing to drive
> thousands of miles for my obsessions. I do it all
> the time to leave love letters on windshields.
> Ohio, here I come again!
>
> -How Happy Are You With Your Physical Appearance?
> Not happy at all. I change my appearance all the
> time. I hate my hair. My face. My body. I'm
> covered head to toe to take away from how ugly I
> am but it's never worked. I'm not interesting at
> all so the tattoos are like a costume I wear for
> attention.
>
> -What Are You Looking For In A Partner?
> They just have to be alive. Well, not always
>
> -Why Are You A Good Catch?
> Because I am obsessive. I will make you feel like
> the only person in the world. I will think about
> you constantly and seek you out no matter where
> you are, no matter how far away you try to run or
> how many protective orders you get or how many
> days in jail I spend. I'll always be there for
> you. No one will ever take a greater interest in
> you than me!
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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: Brotha sinna ()
Date: September 01, 2021 07:16PM

Gender
I wish I was a lesbian. I like taking it up the ass from black men with HIV though. I've always been confused since my uncle Allan touched my bootyhole in second grade


You know you're pretty shitty and undesirable when a faggot drug dealing nigger with HIV doesn't want you

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: He's going to lose lots of money ()
Date: September 01, 2021 10:17PM

Where you live
I live in my dead mother's storage container. It can't be called a house since it's smaller than a trailer.

When Tommy dies basl is going to have a very hard time selling that little piece of shit lol

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: Swanpath ()
Date: September 05, 2021 08:29AM

Hello. I absolutely do not see any big problems in this, because when family life comes to a dead end, such relationships on the side can even benefit to some extent. Many married people want such a relationship on the side and you yourself can kill yourself on this dating site review where quite a lot of married people are looking for their love and flirting.

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Re: Michael Basl dating profile
Posted by: DIE SPAMMER!!!!! ()
Date: November 26, 2022 12:09AM

Swanpath Wrote:
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> Hello. I absolutely do not see any big problems in
> this, because when family life comes to a dead
> end, such relationships on the side can even
> benefit to some extent. Many married people want
> such a relationship on the side and you yourself
> can kill yourself on this dating
> si
> te review
where quite a lot of married
> people are looking for their love and flirting.


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