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I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: DoTheRightThingAdmn ()
Date: June 17, 2021 07:23AM

I was lying on my stomach last night when I felt something molesting my vagina. It turns out as I was air-drying my pussy, a cicada burrowed his way into me. I’m still digging out parts of the bug from inside me.


Can I sue the owner of the trailer park that I live in for failing to provide me with safe housing?

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Bad pun guy ()
Date: June 17, 2021 09:17AM

So that cicada was really bugging you, huh?

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Cicada wasp ()
Date: June 17, 2021 09:46AM

U ever watch the cicada wasp dig out a cicada from its borrow hole..I have

A baseball field we play at, the cicadas have many holes they made as burrows, the wasp attacks them furiously...these cicada wasps can help u get the cicada from out ur snatch

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Have peep suck it out ()
Date: June 17, 2021 10:02AM

I heard from a friend in Sterling he likes that

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Libtards gonna tard ()
Date: June 17, 2021 10:12AM

DoTheRightThingAdmn Wrote:
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> I was lying on my stomach last night when I felt
> something molesting my vagina. It turns out as I
> was air-drying my pussy, a cicada burrowed his way
> into me. I’m still digging out parts of the bug
> from inside me.
>
>
> Can I sue the owner of the trailer park that I
> live in for failing to provide me with safe
> housing?


Cool story bro...

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: DoTheRightThingAdmn ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:05PM

I was able to douche the remaining cicada bits out. Now I’m on a mission to find an attorney that will sue my landlord for failing to provide safe and comfortable housing.

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Contact Peep's attorney ()
Date: June 17, 2021 06:58PM

He has tons of experience

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Re: I was raped by a cicada
Posted by: Spacy ()
Date: June 17, 2021 08:39PM

Dogs love to eat cicadas.


Just sayin'

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