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IBS issues
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 17, 2021 07:04AM

Since taking over the mantle of leadership from Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking of threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays. Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on supporting those with IBS.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Real Fatso Freddie ()
Date: June 17, 2021 07:36AM

14 waffles, 9 egg sausage and cheese omelette, 35 hash browns, Orange Juice, chocolate milk. Take that bowels!

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Stanley Steemer ()
Date: June 17, 2021 08:13AM

If you folks have shitty carpets we are ready!

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 17, 2021 10:05AM

Grandma is locked up again, and dad and the obese neighbor are grilling, laughing, and drinking. I don’t think they have a conscience.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: June 17, 2021 10:07AM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Since taking over the mantle of leadership from
> Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking of
> threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays.
> Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on
> supporting those with IBS.


Brown Onion had the same problem as well.

His solution was to storm off vowing never to return.

Why do you expect to be treated any differently?

It is a fool's errand trying to change FFXU into something it's not.
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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:10PM

Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since taking over the mantle of leadership from
> > Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking
> of
> > threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays.
> > Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on
> > supporting those with IBS.
>
>
> Brown Onion had the same problem as well.
>
> His solution was to storm off vowing never to
> return.
>
> Why do you expect to be treated any differently?
>
> It is a fool's errand trying to change FFXU into
> something it's not.


At least Hambeasy was kind enough, to keep the discussion open. This forum is for any topic. It seems you have a problem. It is tough to be young but let things go. How’s it impacting your life so much?

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Respected Man ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:34PM

These digestive talks are less unsavory than 99% of underground.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: June 17, 2021 12:36PM

Aramark Wrote:
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> Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Since taking over the mantle of leadership
> from
> > > Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The
> locking
> > of
> > > threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays.
> > > Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus
> on
> > > supporting those with IBS.
> >
> >
> > Brown Onion had the same problem as well.
> >
> > His solution was to storm off vowing never to
> > return.
> >
> > Why do you expect to be treated any
> differently?
> >
> > It is a fool's errand trying to change FFXU
> into
> > something it's not.
>
>
> At least Hambeasy was kind enough, to keep the
> discussion open. This forum is for any topic. It
> seems you have a problem. It is tough to be young
> but let things go. How’s it impacting your life
> so much?



When Brown Onion started threads about poo, he got poo.

When Hambeast Onion starts a thread about poo, he gets poo.

Why is this difficult?
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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 17, 2021 01:38PM

Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Aramark Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hambeast Onion talks about poo Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hambeast Onion Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Since taking over the mantle of leadership
> > from
> > > > Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The
> > locking
> > > of
> > > > threads, and disrespect for leaders
> nowadays.
> > > > Let’s step past petty arguments, and
> focus
> > on
> > > > supporting those with IBS.
> > >
> > >
> > > Brown Onion had the same problem as well.
> > >
> > > His solution was to storm off vowing never to
> > > return.
> > >
> > > Why do you expect to be treated any
> > differently?
> > >
> > > It is a fool's errand trying to change FFXU
> > into
> > > something it's not.
> >
> >
> > At least Hambeasy was kind enough, to keep the
> > discussion open. This forum is for any topic.
> It
> > seems you have a problem. It is tough to be
> young
> > but let things go. How’s it impacting your
> life
> > so much?
>
>
>
> When Brown Onion started threads about poo, he got
> poo.
>
> When Hambeast Onion starts a thread about poo, he
> gets poo.
>
> Why is this difficult?

I didn’t give you permission to post in our area here. You must post in other threads than this one.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Jenkum Jane ()
Date: June 17, 2021 01:50PM

You selling jenkem?

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 17, 2021 01:59PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> I didn’t give you permission to post in our area
> here. You must post in other threads than this
> one.

Who died and made you king of FFXU?


I do post in other threads.

When the threads are about poo, I post poo!

Of course, now that Brown Onion has gone to Browner Pastures, you are the only one who starts threads about poo.

FFXU isn't going to change. It has never been a place for the type of discussion you are looking for.
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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Jon Lieberman ()
Date: June 17, 2021 02:41PM

So glad to see I’m not the only one.

For years I held the horror from all family and friends. While prescriptions help, these only alleviate rather than cure the issue. It’s embarrassing to clog so many toilets, and I used to have to hold on to them, before finding a bathroom where I could go without clogging it.

Thank you for brightening up today.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Boiled Onion. ()
Date: June 17, 2021 02:55PM

Hotdogs, French Fries, sodas. Take that bowels.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Steve Langford ()
Date: June 17, 2021 05:59PM

Jon Lieberman Wrote:
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> So glad to see I’m not the only one.
>
> For years I held the horror from all family and
> friends. While prescriptions help, these only
> alleviate rather than cure the issue. It’s
> embarrassing to clog so many toilets, and I used
> to have to hold on to them, before finding a
> bathroom where I could go without clogging it.
>
> Thank you for brightening up today.

Sour, is that you?

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Frankie Fix ()
Date: June 17, 2021 10:04PM

The shitter is full Clark !

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: John G ()
Date: June 18, 2021 07:56AM

I wish I had thought more about my bowels when young.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Poopy Fartz ()
Date: June 18, 2021 08:24AM

Poopy Fartz wonders what happened to 5am guy. Poopy Fartz hopes 5am guy is doing okay.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Bowel blocker wins! ()
Date: June 18, 2021 05:51PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Since taking over the mantle of leadership from
> Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking of
> threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays.
> Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on
> supporting those with IBS.

You should be happy that at least the bowel-blocker treats you like you are Brown Onion.

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Re: IBS issues
Posted by: Bowel blocker wins! ()
Date: June 18, 2021 05:51PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Since taking over the mantle of leadership from
> Brown Onion, I am seeing a pattern. The locking of
> threads, and disrespect for leaders nowadays.
> Let’s step past petty arguments, and focus on
> supporting those with IBS.

You should be happy that at least the bowel-blocker treats you like you are Brown Onion.

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