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Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 16, 2021 02:35PM

Does Mexico City’s Craigslist offer replacement bowels, that are on ice in a bathtub? If so I’d like to pay however many pesos necessary for a new and improved set. This has not been a good day.

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Date: June 16, 2021 02:46PM

humans are frugavores by nature...its the cleanest burning food for our physiology

if you want to heal your bowels start transitioning towards fruitarianism

and om talking about a 10, 20 or even 30 year transition....

no need to rush things unless you are terminally ill

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Hambeast Onion talks about poo ()
Date: June 16, 2021 02:53PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Does Mexico City’s Craigslist offer replacement
> bowels, that are on ice in a bathtub? If so I’d
> like to pay however many pesos necessary for a new
> and improved set. This has not been a good day.


It has been a great day...
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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 16, 2021 03:01PM

the real General Mahdi Wrote:
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> humans are frugavores by nature...its the cleanest
> burning food for our physiology
>
> if you want to heal your bowels start
> transitioning towards fruitarianism
>
> and om talking about a 10, 20 or even 30 year
> transition....
>
> no need to rush things unless you are terminally
> ill

That’s a long time and I’m in my late 50s. Not sure I have that time.

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Rudder ()
Date: June 16, 2021 03:36PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> the real General Mahdi Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > humans are frugavores by nature...its the
> cleanest
> > burning food for our physiology
> >
> > if you want to heal your bowels start
> > transitioning towards fruitarianism
> >
> > and om talking about a 10, 20 or even 30 year
> > transition....
> >
> > no need to rush things unless you are
> terminally
> > ill
>
> That’s a long time and I’m in my late 50s. Not
> sure I have that time.


I don’t think transplants are possible.

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Aramark ()
Date: June 16, 2021 04:08PM

Unfortunately I think we are all stuck with what we were born with. Sorry Ham as I have problems too. Age has not helped nor have medicines.

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 16, 2021 05:34PM

Behave...
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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Posted by: Spring Onion. ()
Date: June 16, 2021 08:00PM

Dad and the obese neighbor are mud wrestling naked out front I think they might be romantic.

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Re: Bowels. Need a new set.
Date: June 16, 2021 11:36PM

"That’s a long time and I’m in my late 50s. Not sure I have that time."

well...eye don't want anybody here to try to become 100% fruitarian based off my advice and then croak frum detoxing too rapidly and aggressively....cuz that shit can happen om quite sure...

that is why om promoting a long slow transition...but if you can go on all fruit and you still feel good, eye would keep on trucking cuz thats where the regeneration of diseased organs will happen...if you start feeling sick you should move down to the vegetable level before you go back to your regular diet...your regular diet will shut down the detox process completely...and sometimes thats exactly whut you need to do...thus the slow transition...

but rest assured...a fruit diet particularly home made fruit juices will heal your bowels and gut, especially if you learn about medicinal herbs and employ them...over the last couple years eye been employing sea moss to get those rare periodic table elements eye might be missing...

if you brave enough, doing a lemon juice/distilled water enema here and there will also help as well...

getting your fasting game up will work wonders as well...

and of course, the corner stone of good health other than diet and fasting is getting plenty of fresh air and sunlight, preferably in your birthday suit but not mandatory in the least....

and one last piece of advice...if you gonna go all fruit take extra special care of your teeth...



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/16/2021 11:39PM by the real General Mahdi.

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