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Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 12, 2021 09:06PM

For once maybe bowels will be acceptable here, as this troll with the Biden is a shit eating maggot is not invited into the bowel crowd.

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Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 12, 2021 09:11PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> For once maybe bowels will be acceptable here, as
> this troll with the Biden is a shit eating maggot
> is not invited into the bowel crowd.


Who wants to hang out with you and the bowel buddies anyway?
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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: Carter Country ()
Date: June 12, 2021 09:32PM

I was traveling to visit some friends down south. They live basically middle of know where I mean nothing I was starting to cramp up needing a toilet pretty bad. Went out the night before had a big meal and lots of drinks. Finally came up on a run down looking Petro station . I walk in ask for the restroom pretty looking lady points to the back . I walk the and a sign says knock no lock I knock no answer so I walk in RIP my pants off and proceed to shit my brains out it was awful I and still pooping a real crackly when the door opens and a middle aged chubby lady is looking at me saying sorry I replied I be done in a few minutes she said thank you and waited outside the door while I was dropping a load on a nasty toilet with no locking door. I was so embarrassed.

I got up to leave but a large black man appeared in the doorway and blocked my exit. He pushed me onto the floor and dropped his pants. I was petrified he was going to rape me but it was worse. He let loose a torrent of diarrhoea all over my face and body. I couldn't get out of the way because he had me backed into a corner. His ass was exploding molten shit in massive lava like flows. He turned around and said I had a choice either suck his dick or lick all his shit off the floor. I opted to give him a blowjob and once he came he turned and left the bathroom. My clothes were covered in shit as I walked out the door and the fat lady and the nice looking station attendant lady were standing there smiling watching me scurry out. They even clapped their hands

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Re: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Rusty 1965. ()
Date: June 13, 2021 12:14PM

What a provocative and delightful story! I was thirty-two when I first experienced a mandingo. He came in my mouth and then shit in it without a second thought. A wish Brown Onion was a little more tolerant of the blacks. He is the one missing out on their nutty-tasting jizz and aromatic poops.

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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: FAPPER IN ()
Date: June 13, 2021 02:38PM

Carter Country Wrote:
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> I was traveling to visit some friends down south.
> They live basically middle of know where I mean
> nothing I was starting to cramp up needing a
> toilet pretty bad. Went out the night before had a
> big meal and lots of drinks. Finally came up on a
> run down looking Petro station . I walk in ask for
> the restroom pretty looking lady points to the
> back . I walk the and a sign says knock no lock I
> knock no answer so I walk in RIP my pants off and
> proceed to shit my brains out it was awful I and
> still pooping a real crackly when the door opens
> and a middle aged chubby lady is looking at me
> saying sorry I replied I be done in a few minutes
> she said thank you and waited outside the door
> while I was dropping a load on a nasty toilet with
> no locking door. I was so embarrassed.
>
> I got up to leave but a large black man appeared
> in the doorway and blocked my exit. He pushed me
> onto the floor and dropped his pants. I was
> petrified he was going to rape me but it was
> worse. He let loose a torrent of diarrhoea all
> over my face and body. I couldn't get out of the
> way because he had me backed into a corner. His
> ass was exploding molten shit in massive lava like
> flows. He turned around and said I had a choice
> either suck his dick or lick all his shit off the
> floor. I opted to give him a blowjob and once he
> came he turned and left the bathroom. My clothes
> were covered in shit as I walked out the door and
> the fat lady and the nice looking station
> attendant lady were standing there smiling
> watching me scurry out. They even clapped their
> hands

Printed this out, cut it to size and taped it to my hand lotion dispenser -thanks!

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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: Hambeast Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2021 03:40PM

Let’s get back and stay on topic. You’ve entered my area. That’s why we will discuss bowels and issues thereof. Let’s stay focused.

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Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher
Posted by: Hambeast Onion is a scat muncher ()
Date: June 13, 2021 05:51PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Let’s get back and stay on topic. You’ve
> entered my area. That’s why we will discuss
> bowels and issues thereof. Let’s stay focused.


We know you are the king of shit.
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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: Inquring Onion ()
Date: June 13, 2021 07:03PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> Let’s get back and stay on topic. You’ve
> entered my area. That’s why we will discuss
> bowels and issues thereof. Let’s stay focused.


Brown Onion didn't like to go to real IBS support groups because they wouldn't allow him to tell his shit fairy tales about Liza Minelli and Nancy Pelosi. What is stopping you from going to one of them? You will find people who are more than willing to discuss their bowel issues.

Or you can keep trying to turn FFXU into something it's not.

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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: dear god onion ()
Date: June 13, 2021 07:30PM

bowels = impacted atm

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Re: Bowels, not Biden
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Date: June 13, 2021 08:18PM





































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Re: Bowels, not Biden
Posted by: Finally, the bowel blocker ()
Date: June 13, 2021 09:46PM

Hambeast Onion Wrote:
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> For once maybe bowels will be acceptable here, as
> this troll with the Biden is a shit eating maggot
> is not invited into the bowel crowd.


It was about time for the bowel blocker to show up.

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