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Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 26, 2007 10:59PM


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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: MusicLoverVA ()
Date: May 28, 2007 12:32AM

He sounds just like my great Uncle from Culpeper !

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 28, 2007 06:20AM

Robert,
for the mere fact that you replied to your own post, you are a fucking retard. that aside, i dont know anyone who speaks like that. wtf is wrong with you?


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 28, 2007 02:52PM

You just proved my point. Fairfaxians want to be yankees. That guy was a native of Fairfax and thats what natives are like.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: May 28, 2007 03:33PM

All I want to know is who the fuck is Stella, where can one find a store that sells spoonfuls of peas and thick slabs of blue cheese, why doesn't Bob eat some of the fucking cheese instead of wanting an additional snack and who is the control freak telling Stella to put all of this shit in three red bags before getting on a train?

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 28, 2007 05:14PM

Its a question all religious men ponder.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 29, 2007 05:10AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> i dont know anyone who speaks like that.


Robert Wrote:
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> That guy was a native of Fairfax and
> thats what natives are like.


ORLY?



i know what a "native of Fairfax" sounds like because i am native to fairfax, and not just fairfax county but fairfax itself. i grew up here and attended school with others that are also native to fairfax. i know what someone native to fairfax sounds like. you are a fool for disputing this.



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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Local Gamer ()
Date: May 29, 2007 03:35PM

^^
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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 29, 2007 03:58PM

You grew up in Fairfax after the invasion.

That guy is 62 years old in his interview, so hes a REAL native of Fairfax, and thats the way real Fairfaxians sounded before the transplants moved in.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Resident2 ()
Date: May 29, 2007 06:20PM

>_<
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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 29, 2007 07:45PM

>That guy was a native of Fairfax and thats what natives are like

Almost no one who grew up around here sounds like that, and the ones that do stick out like a sore thumb. When I hear someone talk in that accent, I automatically delete 10 points off their IQ. Your ability to construct a reasonable argument is like some kind of perverse anti-skill. Get the fuck over it already.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 29, 2007 09:53PM

I DO NOT.

That's a true Virginia accent. ALL Virginians east of the blue ridge speak that way.

Fairfax is so transient that most people who consider themselves natives today have no idea what it was really like 50 years ago.

I knew a boy from Fairfax who spoke like a true Farifaxian. He went to school there and he told me that his high school actually had a course that removed Southern accents.

Can you beat that? Anyways, he said most of his friends were able to change but he wasn't.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: May 29, 2007 10:28PM

what it was really like 50 years ago
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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 30, 2007 12:51AM

I guess the real Virginia is Gone With The Wind.

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 30, 2007 06:18AM

Robert Wrote:
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> You grew up in Fairfax after the invasion.
>
> That guy is 62 years old in his interview, so hes
> a REAL native of Fairfax, and thats the way real
> Fairfaxians sounded before the transplants moved
> in.


i guess that means that REAL southerners are racist slave owners that believe women shouldnt be able to vote because they are too stupid.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Local Gamer ()
Date: May 30, 2007 09:09AM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Robert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You grew up in Fairfax after the invasion.
> >
> > That guy is 62 years old in his interview, so
> hes
> > a REAL native of Fairfax, and thats the way
> real
> > Fairfaxians sounded before the transplants
> moved
> > in.
>
> i guess that means that REAL southerners are
> racist slave owners that believe women shouldnt be
> able to vote because they are too stupid.



Damn you Gravis.. You beat me to it
oh let me add this
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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Robert ()
Date: May 30, 2007 08:36PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Robert Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You grew up in Fairfax after the invasion.
> >
> > That guy is 62 years old in his interview, so
> hes
> > a REAL native of Fairfax, and thats the way
> real
> > Fairfaxians sounded before the transplants
> moved
> > in.
>
> i guess that means that REAL southerners are
> racist slave owners that believe women shouldnt be
> able to vote because they are too stupid.


You make absolutely no sense!

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Re: Now here's a REAL Fairfaxian
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 31, 2007 06:28AM

Robert Wrote:
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> Gravis Wrote:
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> > i guess that means that REAL southerners are
> > racist slave owners that believe women shouldnt
> > be able to vote because they are too stupid.
>
> You make absolutely no sense!



wow... your level of stupidity is astounding.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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