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Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: April 17, 2021 02:02PM

Be sure to visit your local grocer. Get to know the produce manager. This is the important person, who gets fresh vegetables and fruits in daily. They make arrangements with farmers. These people are helpful to our community. The cashier will take your money in exchange for goods and services. Here you can find a circular, that shows you what’s on sale. Visit your local grocer and taste the difference.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Whores ()
Date: April 17, 2021 04:54PM

Visit your local whores

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Visit Local Convenience Store ()
Date: April 17, 2021 05:16PM

Your Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Be sure to visit your local convenience store. Get to know
> the gerry. He is the important person,
> who gets fresh slurpee ingredients daily.
> They make arrangements with tobacco and candy companies. These people
> are helpful to our community. Gerry will
> take your money in exchange for hot dogs and Budweiser
>
> Nothing is ever on sale. Visit your local convenience store and
> spend all your money.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: brown splatter ()
Date: April 17, 2021 05:20PM

Your Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Be sure to visit your local grocer. Get to know
> the produce manager. This is the important person,
> who gets fresh vegetables and fruits in daily.
> They make arrangements with farmers. These people
> are helpful to our community. The cashier will
> take your money in exchange for goods and
> services. Here you can find a circular, that shows
> you what’s on sale. Visit your local grocer and
> taste the difference.


Eating fruits and vegetables makes me lose control of my bowels.

WHAT THEN????

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Onyooon ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:28PM

brown splatter Wrote:
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> Your Local Grocer Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Be sure to visit your local grocer. Get to know
> > the produce manager. This is the important
> person,
> > who gets fresh vegetables and fruits in daily.
> > They make arrangements with farmers. These
> people
> > are helpful to our community. The cashier will
> > take your money in exchange for goods and
> > services. Here you can find a circular, that
> shows
> > you what’s on sale. Visit your local grocer
> and
> > taste the difference.
>
>
> Eating fruits and vegetables makes me lose control
> of my bowels.
>
> WHAT THEN????

You tell us all about it on the bowels thread like always!

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Gay Gus ()
Date: April 17, 2021 06:56PM

My local grocer has a nice ass.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Your Local Grocer ()
Date: April 17, 2021 09:50PM

Your local grocer has the best information on healthy fruits and vegetables to improve your well being. Next time you are in the grocery store seek them out and get to know them. They will also show you how to properly wash your fruits and vegetables in cases any filthy niggers handled them.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Dementia ass clown Biden ()
Date: April 17, 2021 11:28PM

Whores Wrote:
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> Visit your local whores


Vienna Glory Holes

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* APRIL DISCOUNT DAYS! *
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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: serious question ()
Date: April 17, 2021 11:31PM

Dementia ass clown Biden Wrote:
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> Whores Wrote:
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> -----
> > Visit your local whores
>
>
> Vienna Glory Holes
>
> ****************************
> * APRIL DISCOUNT DAYS! *
> ****************************

what is the discount code for gerry

I want to shove an American flag up his ass, on an 8' pole

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Whores ()
Date: April 18, 2021 02:13AM


VIENNA GLORY HOLES


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* APRIL DISCOUNT DAYS *
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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: Dementia ass clown Biden ()
Date: April 18, 2021 02:17AM



VIENNA GLORY HOLES

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* APRIL DISCOUNT DAYS *
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The Song against Grocers
Posted by: G. K. Chesterton ()
Date: May 07, 2021 12:44AM

Your Local Grocer Wrote:
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> Be sure to visit your local grocer. Get to know
> the produce manager. This is the important person,
> who gets fresh vegetables and fruits in daily.
> They make arrangements with farmers. These people
> are helpful to our community. The cashier will
> take your money in exchange for goods and
> services. Here you can find a circular, that shows
> you what’s on sale. Visit your local grocer and
> taste the difference.


God made the wicked Grocer
For a mystery and a sign,
That men might shun the awful shops
And go to inns to dine;
Where the bacon's on the rafter
And the wine is in the wood,
And God that made good laughter
Has seen that they are good.

The evil-hearted Grocer
Would call his mother "Ma'am,"
And bow at her and bob at her,
Her aged soul to damn,
And rub his horrid hands and ask
What article was next
Though MORTIS IN ARTICULO
Should be her proper text.

His props are not his children,
But pert lads underpaid,
Who call out "Cash!" and bang about
To work his wicked trade;
He keeps a lady in a cage
Most cruelly all day,
And makes her count and calls her "Miss"
Until she fades away.

The righteous minds of innkeepers
Induce them now and then
To crack a bottle with a friend
Or treat unmoneyed men,
But who hath seen the Grocer
Treat housemaids to his teas
Or crack a bottle of fish sauce
Or stand a man a cheese?

He sells us sands of Araby
As sugar for cash down;
He sweeps his shop and sells the dust
The purest salt in town,
He crams with cans of poisoned meat
Poor subjects of the King,
And when they die by thousands
Why, he laughs like anything.

The wicked Grocer groces
In spirits and in wine,
Not frankly and in fellowship
As men in inns do dine;
But packed with soap and sardines
And carried off by grooms,
For to be snatched by Duchesses
And drunk in dressing-rooms.

The hell-instructed Grocer
Has a temple made of tin,
And the ruin of good innkeepers
Is loudly urged therein;
But now the sands are running out
From sugar of a sort,
The Grocer trembles; for his time,
Just like his weight, is short.

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Re: Visit Your Local Grocer
Posted by: give it a rest broh ()
Date: May 07, 2021 10:34PM

Dementia ass clown Biden Wrote:
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> VIENNA GLORY HOLES
>
> ***************************
> * APRIL DISCOUNT DAYS *
> ***************************
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