If only your persistence towards getting a job was so high, your mom would be proud of you. She might actually let you come upstairs sometime.

How are your bowels?

Denny’s with a coke. Take that bowels.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> If only your persistence towards getting a job was
> so high, your mom would be proud of you. She might
> actually let you come upstairs sometime.
>
> How are your bowels?
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Hey BO, what did you do today?

The usual... I sat on FFXU and waited for the bowel blocker to ruin one of my threads, so I could start another one.

Raisin Bran, blueberries, V-8 Juice. Take that bowels.

Sometimes when Im constipated I pretend women are helping pull impacted feces from my rectum while famous performers sing to me in the bathroom

Tee Hee Onion Wrote:
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> Sometimes when Im constipated I pretend women are
> helping pull impacted feces from my rectum while
> famous performers sing to me in the bathroom


I have a senile neighbor who sometimes posts here. His story is similar. I actually have the neighborhood drag queen, Jo Jo, come over and sing Tina Turner and Liza Minelli songs while my neighbor shits. Jo Jo loves any experience pulling out his celebrity impressions. I don't know if my neighbor is so addled he completely believes it. who is being hurt? Sometimes the drag queen brings over little Philipino lady bois to dig poop out of my neighbor's rectum. The little guys dress in female nurses' outfits. I'm not 100% on board with that. So I just kind of look the other way when that is happening.

Should I be worried about the obese neighbor pooping out plastic? He did not take the wrappers off the bacon and hotdogs.

Spring Onion Wrote:
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> Should I be worried about the obese neighbor
> pooping out plastic? He did not take the wrappers
> off the bacon and hotdogs.


If I were you, I would feel left out.

I sit here on the groan throne, and predict that Derek Chauvin will be found innocent, as it definitely was an accident. Mr Chauvin looks like a man who cares, and I look forward to him returning to duty as soon as possible.

I’m too old for public safety work, but I wonder if officers are allowed to have IBS as a health condition. Although an officer with an IBS flare up, might be understandably grumpy.

Microwave pizza. What was I thinking? My poor bowels!

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> I sit here on the groan throne, and predict that
> Derek Chauvin will be found innocent, as it
> definitely was an accident. Mr Chauvin looks like
> a man who cares, and I look forward to him
> returning to duty as soon as possible.
>
> I’m too old for public safety work, but I wonder
> if officers are allowed to have IBS as a health
> condition. Although an officer with an IBS flare
> up, might be understandably grumpy.

I guess when a person has shit for brains, it is only natural for them to do their best thinking while sitting on the toilet!
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Brown Onion = Meade

Racist Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion = Meade


Nope BO is a million times more intelligent.

Racist Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion = Meade

Ever since my neighbor had his stroke, he does seems as stupid as Meade.


Look at it this way. Meade doesn't get up until 11 am.
This current thread was started at 5:44am.

That is just one of the many times BO posted at times Meade is still snoozing.

So did not like the commute on metro. A lot of people made smart remarks and stayed on the other side of the car.

Looks like BO posts in 3's with his sock puppets. No doubt no one else was up 5am-730am posting on this bullshit

Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> So did not like the commute on metro. A lot of
> people made smart remarks and stayed on the other
> side of the car.


Can’t say I’m a huge fan of WMATA, but actually you might be improving these aromas.

People are assholes, and think IBS is an infectious disease. Sorry to hear you’re going through this. If they really get on your nerves, you could put English Leather all over you. Maybe the whole bottle for starters.

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> -----
> > So did not like the commute on metro. A lot of
> > people made smart remarks and stayed on the
> other
> > side of the car.
>
>
> Can’t say I’m a huge fan of WMATA, but
> actually you might be improving these aromas.
>
> People are assholes, and think IBS is an
> infectious disease. Sorry to hear you’re going
> through this. If they really get on your nerves,
> you could put English Leather all over you. Maybe
> the whole bottle for starters.


When Brown Onion talks about poo, he gets poo!
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detective onion Wrote:
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> Looks like BO posts in 3's with his sock puppets.
> No doubt no one else was up 5am-730am posting on
> this bullshit


Those hours are the main reason I don't think Meade is Brown Onion.

I'm sure Meade has all kinds of weird-ass proclivities and spends far too long sitting on the toilet. Meade has vlogged about what he does when he is constipated. Meade actually seems to deal with it in an effective manner!

All Brown Onion does is complain and make up fairy tales about his defecations..

Brown Onion Wrote:
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> Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
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> -----
> > So did not like the commute on metro. A lot of
> > people made smart remarks and stayed on the
> other
> > side of the car.
>
>
> Can’t say I’m a huge fan of WMATA, but
> actually you might be improving these aromas.
>
> People are assholes, and think IBS is an
> infectious disease. Sorry to hear you’re going
> through this. If they really get on your nerves,
> you could put English Leather all over you. Maybe
> the whole bottle for starters.

And you pretend to care. More evidence of your being an asshole!

Insensitive Onion Wrote:
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> Brown Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > So did not like the commute on metro. A lot
> of
> > > people made smart remarks and stayed on the
> > other
> > > side of the car.
> >
> >
> > Can’t say I’m a huge fan of WMATA, but
> > actually you might be improving these aromas.
> >
> > People are assholes, and think IBS is an
> > infectious disease. Sorry to hear you’re
> going
> > through this. If they really get on your
> nerves,
> > you could put English Leather all over you.
> Maybe
> > the whole bottle for starters.
>
> And you pretend to care. More evidence of your
> being an asshole!


Brown Onion is only here for the shits and giggles...

Makes sense to me... Wrote:
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> Insensitive Onion Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Brown Onion Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Mr Brown Underwear Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > So did not like the commute on metro. A lot
> > of
> > > > people made smart remarks and stayed on the
> > > other
> > > > side of the car.
> > >
> > >
> > > Can’t say I’m a huge fan of WMATA, but
> > > actually you might be improving these aromas.
>
> > >
> > > People are assholes, and think IBS is an
> > > infectious disease. Sorry to hear you’re
> > going
> > > through this. If they really get on your
> > nerves,
> > > you could put English Leather all over you.
> > Maybe
> > > the whole bottle for starters.
> >
> > And you pretend to care. More evidence of your
> > being an asshole!
>
>
> Brown Onion is only here for the shits and
> giggles...

He’s only here because he has nothing better to do.

Pooh-pooh pants

..doo-doo.. Wrote:
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> Pooh-pooh pants


Old Brown Onion had a farm....E I E I O
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feces looks to make a poor lubricant indeed.

Hair Ball Onion Wrote:
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> feces looks to make a poor lubricant indeed.


Perhaps, but buttfuck an ass with the Hershey squirts... and you will know true heaven...

Fruit loops, bacon, eggs. Take that bowels.

Dad and the obese neighbor are wearing only Saran Wrap, and are outside grilling all kinds of unhealthy foods this morning. I worry about what they are doing, but what their cholesterol scores are. Apparently they enjoy the white fat lard produced from foods cooking. I think they have a lot of problems.