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Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 03:30PM

Got this idea from the thread on bringing a crazy drunk chick to a wedding. Here are a few pretentious movies I fucking hated...

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Yeah, we get it. You are smarter than everyone else. Doesn't mean your movie has to suck ass!!!

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 15, 2010 03:32PM

My GF loves this movie. I. CANNOT. STAND. IT.


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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 15, 2010 03:39PM

For a second I thought that was "Night of the Comet" up there which would be an odd choice.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: jhey ()
Date: June 15, 2010 03:40PM

American Beauty is the worst.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 03:50PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 15, 2010 03:59PM

damn look at the THUMBS on that chick..,

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:15PM

hmmm....I have a hard time seeing Dan in Real Life as pretentious...I see it more as just a bad movie. I'd point to a movie like Before Sunrise (I think that's the title....the one with pretty boy Ethan Hawke) as pretentious. Remember, just because something is 'high-brow' doesn't mean it's pretentious....pretentious is when something attempts to be high-brow or avante-garde and fails.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:16PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> damn look at the THUMBS on that chick..,


Megan Fox? Where?

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 04:18PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> hmmm....I have a hard time seeing Dan in Real Life
> as pretentious...I see it more as just a bad
> movie. I'd point to a movie like Before Sunrise (I
> think that's the title....the one with pretty boy
> Ethan Hawke) as pretentious. Remember, just
> because something is 'high-brow' doesn't mean it's
> pretentious....pretentious is when something
> attempts to be high-brow or avante-garde and
> fails.


Did I mention that it starred Dane Cook? In a semi-serious role? Like a role meant for a real actor instead of a bad stand-up comedian?

And pretty much any movie that features a quirky New England family is automatically one step in the pretentious direction.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:22PM

I just don't see Dan in Real Life as being 'hoity-toity' enough to be called pretentious. Rachel Getting Married, on the other hand--that's pretentious. What a load of horse shit. And the girl in that movie has weird-shaped eyes. I don't like her.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 04:24PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> I just don't see Dan in Real Life as being
> 'hoity-toity' enough to be called pretentious.
> Rachel Getting Married, on the other hand--that's
> pretentious. What a load of horse shit. And the
> girl in that movie has weird-shaped eyes. I don't
> like her.


He meets a woman in an antique bookstore where he pretends to be an employee and instead of the woman thinking he is a psychopath when she learns the truth, they fall in love. Seriously, the is fucking pretentious.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:24PM

oh, also, anything Steven Soderbergh has done since Traffic (except for those Ocean's movies). He needs to stop hanging around with George Clooney. You think Dane Cook is bad? His last movie starred a hard-core porn star. Talk about stunt casting.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:26PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> He meets a woman in an antique bookstore where he
> pretends to be an employee and instead of the
> woman thinking he is a psychopath when she learns
> the truth, they fall in love. Seriously, the is
> fucking pretentious.

the shit that happens in romantic comedies would get you slapped with a restraining order if a guy tried it in real life.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:34PM

jhey Wrote:
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> American Beauty is the worst.


I think you meant to say "American Beauty is a sweet movie"? Right? RIGHT?

I guess you could poke fun at the dipshit kid with the flying bag video as "pretentious"...but he has his moments too. His relationship with the father is anything but the archetypal "misunderstood teen" one found in most of the aforementioned shit movies.

"Excuse me for speaking so bluntly sir. But those fags make me want to puke my fucking guts out."


And Lester/Kevin Spacey is EXACTLY how you can deal with themes/writing such as those in that movie and NOT come across as pretentious!

"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule! "

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 04:37PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> oh, also, anything Steven Soderbergh has done
> since Traffic (except for those Ocean's movies).
> He needs to stop hanging around with George
> Clooney. You think Dane Cook is bad? His last
> movie starred a hard-core porn star. Talk about
> stunt casting.


You mean, movies like this?



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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 04:39PM

Do I really need a two hour movie to tell me that racism is bad? Does that movie really deserve an Oscar? No and no.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:47PM

I really couldn't stand Crash. You can make a movie with a message without hitting the audience over the head with it throughout the whole damn thing.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 15, 2010 04:53PM

that Crash stunk. This is the good Crash:


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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 15, 2010 05:06PM

Easily one of the most pretentious movies of the past few decades... This flick managed to capture it all; overly dramatic line delivery, opulent costumes, grandiose writing, and a not so subtle allegory to the Civil Rights movement. Grand slam!



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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 15, 2010 05:52PM

One of the most pretentious, artistically inane movies, IMO.
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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:20PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> One of the most pretentious, artistically inane
> movies, IMO.


Have to disagree about the Wall. I will concede that it is one of the most depressing movies ever made, but not pretentious.

I don't think any of the artsy-fartsy type people embraced it, critics bashed it and I think most of the people who saw it in theaters were either stoned, tripping or both.

Personally, I liked the Wall movie, even though it is hard to come away from watching it with anything resembling a smile or cheerful mood. It's unique, especially given the garbage that's spewed out these days.
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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:21PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Do I really need a two hour movie to tell me that
> racism is bad? Does that movie really deserve an
> Oscar? No and no.
>
>


I don't know what the hang-up with Crash is, I thought it was a great movie (And you know that I'm not into the whole bleeding heart, cry racism thing either).

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:27PM

Numbers Wrote:
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>
> Have to disagree about the Wall. I will concede
> that it is one of the most depressing movies ever
> made, but not pretentious.

I just remember watching it ad nauseum while I was in college, to the point where I just got sick of it and thought it was silly. I was never a fan of that album either. That's when PF jumped the shark, IMO (except I do like Momentary Lapse of Reason)

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:32PM

yeah the wall is CRAP as well as TOMMY and any other of those rock dino band movie concept albums crapola.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:36PM

Sucks
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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:37PM

I always thought the Wall was OK at best, but it seemed all the kids who were late to the party thought it was really the shit. I saw that movie several times at midnight shows on every type of drug imaginable and I come aweay thinkingt you have to be British to enjoy that shit.

Dark Side and Wish You Were Here would have been better movies.


TheMeeper Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
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> >
> > Have to disagree about the Wall. I will concede
> > that it is one of the most depressing movies
> ever
> > made, but not pretentious.
>
> I just remember watching it ad nauseum while I
> was in college, to the point where I just got sick
> of it and thought it was silly. I was never a fan
> of that album either. That's when PF jumped the
> shark, IMO (except I do like Momentary Lapse of
> Reason)

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 15, 2010 06:39PM

Mr. Misery Wrote:
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> that Crash stunk. This is the good Crash:
>
>

One weird flick here. I'd probably write bad checks for a woman like Rosanne Arquette, but she looked strange as fuck in the leather and leg braces, even if there was a good little lez scene with Holly HUnter.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: June 15, 2010 07:20PM

WingNut Wrote:
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> I saw that movie several times at midnight shows

lol, there was a theater in Allentown, PA that showed The Wall every Saturday at midnight for YEARS- even up into the 90s. (They would also show Rocky Horror and old Mad Max movies on the other screens).

Speaking of Rocky Horror, it might belong on this list. Not sure "pretentious" is the right word though, it's more retarded than pretentious.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 15, 2010 07:37PM

I like Rocky Horror and I like American Beauty...

am I.. *sniffel*... pretentious? :{:{ :{

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 15, 2010 08:00PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Kenny_Powers ()
Date: June 15, 2010 09:06PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Do I really need a two hour movie to tell me that
> racism is bad? Does that movie really deserve an
> Oscar? No and no.
>
>


fuckin tell me about it man. I thought this movie was so over rated. It sucked balls.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 15, 2010 09:58PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 15, 2010 10:00PM

Tigerstyle Wrote:
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> I like Rocky Horror....
>
> am I.. *sniffel*... pretentious? :{:{ :{



No!



Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!

Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!

Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eJeesh ()
Date: June 15, 2010 10:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Tigerstyle Wrote:
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> -----
> > I like Rocky Horror....
> >
> > am I.. *sniffel*... pretentious? :{:{ :{
>
>
>
> No!
>
>
>
> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!
>
> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!
>
> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!


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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 10:34PM

ThePackLeader Wrote:
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>
> I don't know what the hang-up with Crash is, I
> thought it was a great movie (And you know that
> I'm not into the whole bleeding heart, cry racism
> thing either).


It plays out like a contrived morality play. The bad racist cop saves the black woman from a burning car. The good clean cop shoots the black kid. It's just a bunch of overwrought hockum.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 15, 2010 10:39PM

I don't typically react well to movies that introduce a bunch of eclectic characters for no particular reason than to have eclectic characters. This movie was pretty bad in that department...

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Mr. Misery ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:10AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> I don't typically react well to movies that
> introduce a bunch of eclectic characters for no
> particular reason than to have eclectic
> characters.

that's every Wes Anderson movie: Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Bottle Rocket, etc. Wes Anderson is the hipster director....everything about his movies is just sooooooo fucking hip, I can't stand it. Bottle Rocket's a good movie, but he's been making it over and over again for over a decade now. Peeee--ewwww.

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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: June 16, 2010 07:00AM

Royal Tenenbaums = sucked.


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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 11:58AM

Avatar.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 16, 2010 12:37PM

eesh, if I wasn't merely one of your alt accounts I would love you forever









eesh Wrote:
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> > I like Rocky Horror....
> >
> > am I.. *sniffel*... pretentious? :{:{ :{
>
>
>
> No!
>
>
>
> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!
>
> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!
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> Janet, Dr. Scott, Janet, Brad, Rocky!

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 01:06PM

LOL@Tigerstyle/alt eesh/Harry Tuttle account. That was my favorite part of the movie, that and Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me.

Though, I can't relate to the people that like it SO MUCH they memorize the lines and dress up like their favorite character when they go to one of the endless showings of the movie.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 16, 2010 01:11PM

I never saw this film, but after I saw the trailer, I had no interest....


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....The description makes me think I made the right decision...

Confused, non-linear film tells the sexual story of a film director from his life at age 5, age 12, age 16, a man embarking on his first film in 1950's Tunisia, and finally to his current life. Along the way he has sexual exploits with an older woman as a teen, gets involved with an Italian couple Tunisia that culminates in the killing of a local boy and the brutal revenge murder of the woman, and ultimately is married to a cold woman.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 01:14PM

That poster reminds me of this movie that tried too hard....



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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 02:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL@Tigerstyle/alt eesh/Harry Tuttle account. That
> was my favorite part of the movie, that and
> Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me.
>
> Though, I can't relate to the people that like it
> SO MUCH they memorize the lines and dress up like
> their favorite character when they go to one of
> the endless showings of the movie.

Ok, so why do they throw hot dogs at the screen during the showings?

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Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 02:29PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ok, so why do they throw hot dogs at the screen
> during the showings?


No clue, they're a weird bunch.

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 02:31PM

But there is hot dog throwing, at least, right? Or were those fucking nerds lying to me?

Some connection to a guy in the movie named Frankfurter, or something, maybe?

You know, now that I'm thinking about it, I'm not sure I want to know the details. If I haven't wiki'd it by now, I'm probably not that interested.

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Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 02:36PM

Whatever!
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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:07PM

Ah, yes. My biggest reason for not seeing that movie.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:17PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Ah, yes. My biggest reason for not seeing that
> movie.


It's a Fun Interactive movie !
Yes!...hot dogs, umbrellas...
Who knows why "cult films" catch on...but who cares?
It's like a big party.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:21PM

Conie Wrote:
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> It's a Fun Interactive movie !
> Yes!...hot dogs, umbrellas...
> Who knows why "cult films" catch on...but who
> cares?
> It's like a big party.

While it would admittedly be the most awesome thing in the world, you don't see people showing up to Evil Dead screenings with chainsaws mounted on their right arms, do you?

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:26PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > It's a Fun Interactive movie !
> > Yes!...hot dogs, umbrellas...
> > Who knows why "cult films" catch on...but who
> > cares?
> > It's like a big party.
>
> While it would admittedly be the most awesome
> thing in the world, you don't see people showing
> up to Evil Dead screenings with chainsaws mounted
> on their right arms, do you?


Loosen up Phisto.
I've never seen anything in the news about someone who's
"gone Rocky Horror"

Have you?

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 03:29PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Loosen up Phisto.

No. It is part of my religion that I must combat RHPS wherever it crops it's ugly fucking transvestite head.

> I've never seen anything in the news about someone
> who's "gone Rocky Horror"
>
> Have you?

I've never seen someone who's "gone Evil Dead," either. Although, I imagine anyone who went "Rocky Horror" was beaten to death shortly after.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 16, 2010 05:24PM

Tim Curry is the FUCKING MAN


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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 16, 2010 05:25PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 16, 2010 06:39PM

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AGREED!!!!

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 16, 2010 06:51PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Conie Wrote:
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> > Loosen up Phisto.
>
> No. It is part of my religion that I must combat
> RHPS wherever it crops it's ugly fucking
> transvestite head.
>
> > I've never seen anything in the news about
> someone
> > who's "gone Rocky Horror"
> >
> > Have you?
>
> I've never seen someone who's "gone Evil Dead,"
> either. Although, I imagine anyone who went
> "Rocky Horror" was beaten to death shortly after.


Are you homophobic Phisto?

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: June 16, 2010 06:55PM

Hot, hot, HOT! Tim Curry looks hot in drag.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Conie ()
Date: June 16, 2010 06:59PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> Hot, hot, HOT! Tim Curry looks hot in drag.


I know!...Doesn't he?!

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: June 16, 2010 09:02PM

Conie Wrote:
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> Are you homophobic Phisto?

If not finding Tim Curry in drag attractive in any way, shape, or form makes me homophobic, then yes, I guess I am. While I can respect the role from an artistic perspective, that doesn't mean I want to watch it.

See also: Brokeback Mountain. A couple years ago, my girlfriend at the time wanted to watch it because of all the rave reviews it was getting, and because it was highly recommended by our pseudo-lesbian friend. I agreed, and promised to keep an open mind. 15 minutes in, SHE turned it off and refused to watch anymore because it was, and I quote, "too gay." I didn't try to stop her.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 09:39PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: help me ()
Date: June 16, 2010 09:42PM

Ok I never actually saw the movie but just the premise of following a pair of pants as they are passed around makes my ears bleed
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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 16, 2010 09:56PM

Heavily stylized, incomprehensible piece of Mitch Albomized shit that uses a quote from Shakespeare for its title to seem profound instead of crappy...

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: June 16, 2010 10:12PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Heavily stylized, incomprehensible piece of Mitch
> Albomized shit that uses a quote from Shakespeare
> for its title to seem profound instead of
> crappy...
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Robin Williams and Cuba Gooding Jr. It's like a perfect storm.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: Tigerstyle ()
Date: June 16, 2010 10:13PM

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HUH DID SOMEONE ASK FOR ME?

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 10:15PM

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 16, 2010 10:16PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Heavily stylized, incomprehensible piece of Mitch
> Albomized shit that uses a quote from Shakespeare
> for its title to seem profound instead of
> crappy...
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>


Their version of hell really sucked.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 16, 2010 10:17PM

Tigerstyle Wrote:
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> HUH DID SOMEONE ASK FOR ME?

Maybe this doesn't rise to the level of "pretentious," but it was grossly inaccurate. The Robert DeNiro character never existed and the scene where he walks in the diving suit in a court of law never happened.

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Re: Pretentious Movies You Hate
Date: June 16, 2010 10:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> > Heavily stylized, incomprehensible piece of
> Mitch
> > Albomized shit that uses a quote from
> Shakespeare
> > for its title to seem profound instead of
> > crappy...
> >
> >
>
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> Their version of hell really sucked.

I think most single professional women over the age of 40 in NoVA experience the same thing every Friday and Saturday night.

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