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Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: I wipe them on my desk drawer! ()
Date: April 06, 2021 12:47PM

I also save my fingernail and toenail clippings, at work!

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Pete Poopster ()
Date: April 06, 2021 01:41PM

That ain’t nothing. I save my poop in storage boxes.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: pee-saver ()
Date: April 06, 2021 01:51PM

I've saved all my urine since 1994 in a 24,000 gallon underground storage tank. All my bathrooms have urinals plumbed into the tank.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Nasty fucks ()
Date: April 06, 2021 02:00PM

This site is full of the biggest degenerate losers in existence. They probably all eat their own shit. BEH/Miz brag about eating shit in numerous threads.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Brown Onion not signed in ()
Date: April 06, 2021 02:05PM

Whenever I go away on vacation I bring a few empty Cologuard boxes so I can mail my shit home to myself.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: This morning ()
Date: April 06, 2021 02:26PM

I tasted my piss on my finger. Later I’m going to eat my wife and maybe have her taste my cum.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Thirsty Tom ()
Date: April 06, 2021 02:34PM

I drink my wife’s period blood.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: I save my horse's sheath beans ()
Date: April 06, 2021 02:41PM


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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Sheath Beans ()
Date: April 06, 2021 03:05PM

I save my horse's sheath beans Wrote:
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> https://www.horseandhound.co.uk/features/cleaning-
> sheaths-the-bean-queen-665653

.OH. .MY. .FUCKING. GOD.

I remember when I first read the definition of smegma in a college textbook. Previously it was just an insulting word like dork or shithead. Thanks to modern bathing habits I can proudly say I've never encountered the actual substance itself, ever.
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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Sheath Beaner ()
Date: April 06, 2021 03:06PM

^^ That thing looks like it would be good baked, with butter, sour cream, and bacon bits on top.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: BARFBARFBARFBARFBARFBARFBARFBARF ()
Date: April 06, 2021 03:15PM

That is truly the sickest thing I have ever heard of

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Crap lover ()
Date: April 06, 2021 03:19PM

You need some poop with that barf!

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: I save my tonsil stones! ()
Date: April 07, 2021 08:14AM


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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Whack a mole ()
Date: April 07, 2021 08:25AM

loony toons

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: horrid breath ()
Date: April 07, 2021 12:04PM

Our tonsil stones are always squishy, smell awful but never large and hard like in the photos.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: My FuckBuddy Has Them ()
Date: April 07, 2021 12:07PM

She was deepthroating me then she started complaining of a sore throat, so I took out a flashlight and looked. She had tonsil stones. Gawd, they stink!

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Super Booger Famr ()
Date: April 07, 2021 02:01PM

I also have a collection of boogers on the bottom side of my desk drawer in my office at home. I have thought about getting a paint scrapper and getting rid of them. It was be embarrassing if my booger collection was found after my death, whenever that is.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Pooptardo ()
Date: April 07, 2021 04:41PM

I save my poop in a special drawer at work for my former boss. I hope she liked it.

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Re: Does anyone else collect their boogers
Posted by: Whack a mole! ()
Date: April 07, 2021 11:36PM

loony toons!

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