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Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Regret drinking ()
Date: April 05, 2021 10:11AM

She seemed friendly and in my intoxicated state looked passable. Unfortunately I was alone with no friends to intervene. So we went to her place to fuck. It was a dingy trailer somewhere in bumfuck Chester. The place was a wreck and had a strong meth addict vibe to to it. Anyhow we got in bed and fucked. She felt loose as if mine was not the first dick up in there that night. I passed out and woke up a couple hours later. Like a coyote caught in a trap I would have gnawed my arm off to get out of there.

At first I couldn't find my wallet which now in retrospect is very suspicious. She dug around on the floor for a couple minutes and found it. Then she started asking for money. I couldnt believe she was serious but then she started talking about her bills and practically begging. I was going to give her a $20, but she literally ripped my wallet back and pulled out the $100 bill I keep for emergencies. At that point my flight instinct won out and I just said fuck it and hit the door. The bitch was a straight up prostitute.

I went home, got in my bed, and went to sleep. Big Mistake. A couple days later I scratched my balls and found a crab. I had to get the crab shampoo and burned my sheets. I have fucked my share of skanks in the past but this was a first and a lesson I won't forget.

Bottom line: Don't go to a trailer with a hoe. Don't give them money. Always shower after any questionable encounters.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: moral is ()
Date: April 05, 2021 10:15AM

Don't go into any woman's "house" that has or had wheels on it.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: lobster ()
Date: April 05, 2021 10:29AM

I think you gave her crabs, not the other way around

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Rid ()
Date: April 05, 2021 10:56AM

Harsh insecticides like Raid can be harmful.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: warm weather ()
Date: April 05, 2021 11:31AM

they will keep spreading

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Spreading ()
Date: April 05, 2021 11:35AM

So will this. On to every thread.
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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: Troofer ()
Date: April 05, 2021 11:37AM

Pathetic. You gave that wildebeest attention. Now she thinks that she has value.

Guys, please stop fucking just to fuck. These women below a 6 offer nothing to you and you make them feel valuable every time you give them attention.

90% of the women are trying to fuck the top 20% of men. Instead of chasing the bottom 20% of women, try taking time to become better so you don't feel compelled to post online how you went dumpster diving.

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Re: Sylvanna Bocook of Chester, VA gave me crabs
Posted by: sarhxwfgk ()
Date: April 05, 2021 11:39AM

Troofer Wrote:
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> Pathetic. You gave that wildebeest attention. Now
> she thinks that she has value.
>
> Guys, please stop fucking just to fuck. These
> women below a 6 offer nothing to you and you make
> them feel valuable every time you give them
> attention.
>
> 90% of the women are trying to fuck the top 20% of
> men. Instead of chasing the bottom 20% of women,
> try taking time to become better so you don't feel
> compelled to post online how you went dumpster
> diving.

The freshandfit channel on youtube is all about this message

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