When I first moved here 30 years ago I met a local man then in his 50s named Clyde. He was a Springfield native and he liked to go huntin' and a fishin' and he told me his Great Grandpappy served with General Lee in the Army of Northern Virginia. Now you're more likely to run into a Paki named Abdul than a real Fairfaxian. I miss the old days when everyone loved their football here, and there was WMZQ and country music festivals, people had yellow ribbons on their car during the Gulf War. No more patriots to be found in this area.

They turned into gay democrats.

Maybe if we'd had less to do with the Middle East 30 years ago, there wouldn't be so many people here named Abdul NOW.

The northern Virginia good ole boys have retired to the Shenandoah Valley, South Carolina or Florida.

The place is overrun with liberal man bun wearing faggots.

The influx of rich libtards combined the Mexican hoard invasion + Towel and Dot heads and every variety of Sand Nigger imaginable, forced most of the good old boys out by the end of the 90's. What was once a paradise has become a overcrowded, over developed, ridiculously overpriced, shit hole complete with insane traffic gridlock and a mass of foreigners, who live here, but hate America.

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